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Getting In Touch With Your Inner Bitch

Author : Elizabeth Hilts
ISBN : 9781402250484
Genre : Humor
File Size : 36. 86 MB
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Expanding on her now-classic Getting in Touch with Your Inner Bitch (over 120,000 copies sold), Elizabeth Hilts adds more edgy wisdom to the book that has helped thousands of women get in touch with that integral, powerful part of themselves that is going unrecognized. After all, your Inner Bitch is the little black dress of attitudes-perfect for every occasion-and your own personal antidote to the torrent of absurd requests, ridiculous expectations and outrageous demands women face every day. This edition is bursting with new material, including: --Inner Bitch reminders-snappy ways to keep your Inner Bitch always on alert --Inner Bitch wisdom-advice and quotations from bitches through the ages and throughout the world, proving that she who wields power, wins --New observations on the importance of the Inner Bitch in life, love and the pursuit of happiness

You Ll Love This Book As Much As You Hate Your Job

Author : Brook Lundy
ISBN : 1402780508
Genre : Humor
File Size : 75. 21 MB
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From the twisted and hilarious minds at someecards comes a collection of cards that expresses every type of disgruntlement found in an office. These 45 cards can be used for decorating a cubicle, insulting coworkers, apologising for a drinking problem and communicating with underlings, bosses, new employees and hung-over coworkers. This book will eliminate the need for just trying to look busy all day, because readers can genuinely appear diligent by walking around the office handing out cards. In a matter of minutes, users can turn down a pointless meeting request, complain about a new project, then go ask for a raise!

You Had One Job

Author : Beverly L. Jenkins
ISBN : 9781449480691
Genre : Humor
File Size : 54. 59 MB
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If someone hangs a stop sign upside down or paints crooked lines on a highway, count on someone else to snap a photo and post it online. You Had One Job! is a collection of hilarious pictures features job-related disasters and general ineptitudes. All of these new, never-before-seen images will be accompanied by witty captions.

The Onion Book Of Known Knowledge

Author : The Onion
ISBN : 9780316133234
Genre : Humor
File Size : 72. 38 MB
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Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known. Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE is packed with valuable information-such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.

Have A Little Pun

Author : Frida Clements
ISBN : 9781452153674
Genre : Humor
File Size : 65. 12 MB
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Artist Frida Clements playfully combines colorfully detailed flora and fauna drawings with funny hand-lettered wordplay in this collection of beautifully illustrated puns. Honey, bee yourself! Gopher it. Don't be koi. Like puns? That's coo, says the pigeon. Hate puns? Birch, please. Bringing a giggle (and sometimes a groan) with each inspired page, this clever ebook makes a lovely and lighthearted gift for fans of witty humor and illustration. Having a bad hare day? Feeling a little antsy? What the hail, just dill with it, and for fox sake, have a little pun.

If You Don T Love Books You Re Going To Love This Book

Author : Brook Lundy
ISBN : 1402768087
Genre : Humor
File Size : 64. 27 MB
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If you can’t say something nice…then say it with someecards! This hilarious all-occasion compilation has a card for anyone, any time of the year. No matter what social obligation you need to attend to—birthdays, apologies, anniversaries, congratulations, get well, graduations, and weddings—this book has you covered.

Getting In Touch With Your Inner Bitch 2014 Calend

Author : Elizabeth Hilts
ISBN : 1402282753
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File Size : 70. 92 MB
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pHere's wishing you the bitchiest year ever! Now in its 10th straight year and featuring full-color pages for the first time ever, this beloved bestselling calendar offers witty daily inspiration for women, always reminding them to get in touch with that powerful, integral part of themselves that they may have been denying for far too long?their inner bitch!/p

Great Quotes From Great Leaders

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ISBN : 9781608100095
Genre : Self-Help
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If you like history and great quotes, you'll love this book which combines a brief biography of 32 world famous leaders with photographs and powerful quotes. You and your family will learn from this collection of wisdom-echoing the integrity, strength of character, and passion of extraordinary men and women. Makes the perfect, unique gift. Some of the highlighted leaders include: Abraham Lincoln, Ben Franklin, Eleanor Roosevelt, Martin Luther King, Jr. and Winston Churchill.

If You Read Anything Offline This Year Make It This Book

Author : Brook Lundy
ISBN : 145491100X
Genre : Humor
File Size : 29. 52 MB
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If you've got something not nice to say, say it with snark, say it with style, and say it with wit! Culled from someecards.com, this hilarious collection gathers more of the hit website's snippy, smug, and sarcastic postcards. Send them for holidays, birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, congratulations, whenever you're feeling cheeky! No matter what the social obligation, this book has you covered.

Business Cat Money Power Treats

Author : Tom Fonder
ISBN : 9781449480448
Genre : Humor
File Size : 30. 47 MB
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The only big-business tycoon boasting his own private executive litter box and luxury mega cat condo, the dashing Business Cat misses meetings because he’s stuck in trees, sends emails while napping on keyboards, and demands to be let out, then in, then out again. This debut volume of the popular online comic The Adventures of Business Cat collects all the fan favorites plus a generous bonus of all-new material, for value-added experience and high employee satisfaction. Cat lovers and office workers of the world: meet in the break room and unite!

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