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The Wedding Of Mrs Fox

Author : A. Violet End
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Genre : Fiction
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A very naughty retelling of the Grimm Brothers' classic, The Wedding of Mrs. Fox. Ménage à trois bdsm situations, desecration, and worse. A quite dark literary retelling of the German folktale. There was once upon a time an old fox with nine whipping flails, which he called his “tails,” who believed that his wife was not faithful to him, and wished to put her to the test. He stretched himself out under the bench, did not move a limb, and behaved as if he were stone dead. Mrs Fox went up to her room, shut herself in, and her maid, Miss Cat, sat by the fire, and did the cooking. Now, Miss Cat was the unacknowledged third in the couple's relationship, with the two subservient submissive females relating usually to Mr Fox in a one-on-one. Normally Miss Cat was not welcomed into the bed, but slept at the foot of it, and made herself available to change the bed linens when they were spoiled by Mr. Fox's semen, or to catch his issue into her mouth when permitted. Once in a great while Mr. Fox would instruct Mrs Fox to violate Miss Cat anally with her own hands, as punishment for having her monthly cycle, but then Miss Cat would always writhe in pain as the three of them chorused in a round of orgasmic pleasure afterward. Miss Cat began and remained in the couple's domestic employ, so one could certainly understand the confusing apprehension both females felt upon the assumed death of their master.

It S Not You It S The Dishes Originally Published As Spousonomics

Author : Paula Szuchman
ISBN : 9780812993790
Genre : Self-Help
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Your marriage is fine, right? Sure, there are showdowns over who unloads more dishes, and some simmering discontent over who drives more car pools, cleans more dust bunnies, and keeps the social wheels of your existence greased. The sex is good, though you can’t remember when you last had it. Come to think of it, you’re plagued by a nagging sense that marriage used to be so much more fun. Marriage can be a mysterious, often irrational business. But the key, propose Paula Szuchman and Jenny Anderson in this incomparable and engaging book, is to think like an economist. We all have limited time, money, and energy, but we must allocate these resources efficiently. It’s Not You, It’s the Dishes is a clear-eyed, rational route to demystifying your disagreements and improving your relationship. Smart, funny, deeply researched, and refreshingly realistic, It’s Not You, It’s the Dishes cuts through the noise of emotions, egos, and tired relationship clichés to solve the age-old riddle of a happy, healthy marriage. Originally published as Spousonomics

Straight Up And Dirty

Author : Stephanie Klein
ISBN : 9780061752902
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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"I did have my own friends, my own salary, my health, and TiVo: all the important things we're likely to take for granted. Still, when it hit that I'd now have to date again, I panicked. Dating meant nightclubs, heels, and black. It meant, 'No, thank you. Really, I'm full.' It meant matching bras and underwear. Clothes with the micro used to describe them. Because until you date again, people will hiccup lines about getting back on horses. So you invest in an Agent Provocateur whip and a subscription to an online dating service. . . ." --from Straight Up and Dirty She had every girl's dream: the perfect marriage to the perfect guy in the perfect apartment on the Upper East Side. Marriage fit Stephanie Klein like a glove . . . but unfortunately it fit her husband like a noose. And then, just like that, Klein found herself "divorced when you're firm, fashionable, and let's face it—fetching." Celebrated bloggist, photographer, and freelance writer Stephanie Klein lets it all hang out in this juicy tell-all tracing her jump back into single life following her divorce. On the dating advice of her therapist, Klein attempts to keep "a pair and a spare" of men always on hand and has lots of bawdy fun along the way. But when the anniversary of the devastating breakup from her "wasband" forces her to revisit what happened, she finds herself wanting more than her therapist's recommended gimmick to keep her emotionally safe. Straight Up and Dirty demonstrates that the true measure of success isn't what's crossed off life's to-do list. It's having the grace and fortitude to move through change, curls intact and smiling

Wedding Games

Author : Karen S. Smith
ISBN : 0753541289
Genre : Fiction
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Four weddings and a seductionâe¦ Emma is not looking forward to her cousinâe(tm)s wedding: the usual awkward guests, the endless small talk, the bad dancing... But a chance encounter with Kit, a very sexy stranger, leaves her breathless. Without a chance to say goodbye, Emma resigns herself to the fact that their incredibly hot encounter will be just an erotic memory. But then she meets Kit at another wedding... A dark, sensual love story perfect for fans of E L James and Sylvia Day.

Your Marriage And Your Ancestry

Author : Dr. D. K. Olukoya
ISBN : 9789789200191
Genre : Religion
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Why should anyone think of fighting battles in the area of marriage?...Is there anything spiritual about marriage?...Is marriage not a mere union between a man and a woman? Good questions! Marriage is more than a union. There is more that meets the eye when a man who comes from his own background decides to be joined in wedlock with a lady who comes from another background. Beloved, your marriage rises or falls on your ancestry. Unknown to many people, the extent they will go in the area of marriage has been predetermined by their ancestors. And no matter what you have achieved today, there was a day when you came to this world as a helpless infant. Though your navel, which today, has been separated from your umbilical cord may be seen as an ordinary part of the body. It should actually remind you that it was formerly the rope that tied you to your parents and by extension, your ancestors who lived hundreds of years ago. This is a deep spiritual understanding you must not ignore. Just as there is no human being without a navel, there is no man or a woman who was not formerly linked to his or her parents through the umbilical cord.

The Case Of The Underground Wedding

Author : D. I. Grove
ISBN : 9780595095094
Genre : Fiction
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A murder mystery set in Manhattan that casts a satirical look at the upper East Side, including its fashion designers, academics, businessmen and bored housewives.

Dirty God

Author : Johnnie Moore
ISBN : 9780849964206
Genre : Religion
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In Dirty God: Jesus in the Trenches, Johnnie Moore draws on both Scripture and his extensive experience with other cultures and religions to show how the God of the Bible is unique in his willingness to be near us in all of our messiness. Moore outlines the central importance of the doctrine of grace while introducing readers to a humble and human Jesus who reaches out to us at our worst and pulls us up to our best. Grace, Moore argues, is something that is both gotten and given, and the two-part structure of the book allows readers to explore both of these dynamics. By offering hope rather than condemnation and showing the practical applications of grace in today’s world, Dirty God will appeal to both the committed Christian and the spiritual seeker looking for a more authentic faith. Challenging and engaging, Dirty God is sure to establish Johnnie Moore as an emerging voice for Millennial and Gen-X evangelicals for years to come.

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