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A Very Dirty Wedding

Author : Sabrina Paige
ISBN : 9781508066224
Genre : Fiction
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I’m marrying a dirty, arrogant prick...and I’m having his baby. Caulter Sterling is the tattooed, pierced bad boy I used to hate. Now, he’s cockier and filthier than ever. And now that I’m knocked up, this bad boy can’t keep his hands off me. It’s going to be a very dirty wedding. What could possibly go wrong when you combine a crazy ex, a celebrity mother, paparazzi, and a runaway ring-bearing monkey? Did I mention the bride in labor? I’m totally screwed. *This is a sequel NOVELLA (approx 30k words) follow-up to Prick and is NOT a standalone!

Your Marriage And Your Ancestry

Author : Dr. D. K. Olukoya
ISBN : 9789789200191
Genre : Religion
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Why should anyone think of fighting battles in the area of marriage?...Is there anything spiritual about marriage?...Is marriage not a mere union between a man and a woman? Good questions! Marriage is more than a union. There is more that meets the eye when a man who comes from his own background decides to be joined in wedlock with a lady who comes from another background. Beloved, your marriage rises or falls on your ancestry. Unknown to many people, the extent they will go in the area of marriage has been predetermined by their ancestors. And no matter what you have achieved today, there was a day when you came to this world as a helpless infant. Though your navel, which today, has been separated from your umbilical cord may be seen as an ordinary part of the body. It should actually remind you that it was formerly the rope that tied you to your parents and by extension, your ancestors who lived hundreds of years ago. This is a deep spiritual understanding you must not ignore. Just as there is no human being without a navel, there is no man or a woman who was not formerly linked to his or her parents through the umbilical cord.

The Case Of The Underground Wedding

Author : D. I. Grove
ISBN : 9780595095094
Genre : Fiction
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A murder mystery set in Manhattan that casts a satirical look at the upper East Side, including its fashion designers, academics, businessmen and bored housewives.

The Wedding Of Mrs Fox

Author : A. Violet End
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Genre : Fiction
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A very naughty retelling of the Grimm Brothers' classic, The Wedding of Mrs. Fox. Ménage à trois bdsm situations, desecration, and worse. A quite dark literary retelling of the German folktale. There was once upon a time an old fox with nine whipping flails, which he called his “tails,” who believed that his wife was not faithful to him, and wished to put her to the test. He stretched himself out under the bench, did not move a limb, and behaved as if he were stone dead. Mrs Fox went up to her room, shut herself in, and her maid, Miss Cat, sat by the fire, and did the cooking. Now, Miss Cat was the unacknowledged third in the couple's relationship, with the two subservient submissive females relating usually to Mr Fox in a one-on-one. Normally Miss Cat was not welcomed into the bed, but slept at the foot of it, and made herself available to change the bed linens when they were spoiled by Mr. Fox's semen, or to catch his issue into her mouth when permitted. Once in a great while Mr. Fox would instruct Mrs Fox to violate Miss Cat anally with her own hands, as punishment for having her monthly cycle, but then Miss Cat would always writhe in pain as the three of them chorused in a round of orgasmic pleasure afterward. Miss Cat began and remained in the couple's domestic employ, so one could certainly understand the confusing apprehension both females felt upon the assumed death of their master.

The Big Black Book Of Very Dirty Words

Author : Alexis Munier
ISBN : 1440506256
Genre : Reference
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Airplane Blonde. Intercorpse. Prostitot. Queef. Rainbow Kiss. There's a big world of obscenity out there--and you'll explore every profane nook and cranny in this compilation. We're talking about more than 2,000 insults, obscenities, and vulgarities raw enough to make even the most unflappable linguist blush. Forget grammar school swearing; this is advanced cursing for the most discerning dirty mouths! From the colorful--geequals, manscape, prairie dog--to the crude--giraffe, Roman shower, vagitarian, this big-ass book of bad language will have you dissing douchebags with doolally style in just a friggin' minute!

Wedding Etiquette Hell

Author : Jeanne Hamilton
ISBN : 9781466855021
Genre : Reference
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Covering such wedding staples as attendants, invitations, registries, showers, the ceremony, the reception, and thank yous, Etiquette guru Jeanne Hamilton will give numerous examples of bad etiquette that should be avoided at all costs, such as: -No bride owns the calendar. Insisting that everyone within your acquaintance had not dare schedule their wedding anywhere within a six month time period labels you as a classic Bridezilla. -Sponsored wedding, at which vendors who donate their services are offered the opportunity to put their logos on various wedding related paper products. -It is never wise to make bridesmaid offers while in the grip of fluttery, just-engaged emotions. You may have to rescind those offers later when you realize you were just a bit too hasty. Once having made the offer, it is extraordinarily ungracious to rescind it, unless you want a seething friend or sister using your engagement photo as a dartboard. -Enclosing a blank deposit form for a bank account bearing the names of the bride and the groom with the invitation. And much more! This is a hilarious exploration of how weddings can literally drive people mad.

Spousonomics

Author : Jenny Anderson
ISBN : 9781409030706
Genre : Family & Relationships
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Do you and your partner bicker over trivial things, and do you find yourself thinking about how much more fun life together used to be? If the answer is 'yes' to either or both questions, it's little wonder! Relationships are complicated, and they don't come with a user's manual. Until now. Enter Spousonomics- a fun, original relationship guide which offers a brilliant, fresh twist to standard advice by showing how economics - that's right, economics - is the key to a happiness. For example... ·Comparative advantage - or why you should do the dishes. Splitting chores 50/50 is the surest path to inefficiency. Stick to what you're good at, and 'trade' relations will improve dramatically. ·The Laws of Supply and Demand - or how to kick-start your sex life.If having sex carries too many costs - too much time or energy - you won't do it enough. Lower your costs to get the bed springs bouncing again!·Moral hazard - or why your marriage is not too big to fail. If you're too forgiving there's a good chance your partner will feel that he or she can operate without consequences. Beware! ·Game Theory - or redefining the notion of 'winning'. Resolving conflict requires cooperation and strategic thinking - so start anticipating your partner's moves to get ahead of the game. Brilliantly researched and cutting through the noise of emotion and tired clichés, Spousonomics offers sound, practical advice that will help you to get your relationship back on track - and maximize returns on the biggest investment of your life.

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