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I M So Happy It S Happy Hour

Author : Anne Taintor
ISBN : 9781452110141
Genre : Cooking
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Who doesn't enjoy a well-made drink and the opportunity for a little creative misbehavior? Anne Taintor's deliciously wry artwork is the perfect complement for the dozens of fabulous drink recipes in this chic collection. From classic sips-with-a-twist to unexpected treats such as the Greta Garbo, Slinky Mink, and 3 A.M. on a School Night, these sinfully delectable cocktails add style to any high-spirited occasion. Surely it's five o'clock somewhere . . . .

Hot Guys And Baby Animals

Author : Audrey Khuner
ISBN : 9781449407902
Genre : Humor
File Size : 59. 72 MB
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Published to benefit the SPCA, a lighthearted treasury by the creators of the Hot Guys and Baby Animals Wall Calendar features photographs of attractive, often shirtless male models with adorable baby animals and is complemented by tongue-in-cheek captions about their likes and dislikes.

I Could Pee On This

Author : Francesco Marciuliano
ISBN : 9781452121864
Genre : Humor
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Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable).

Zombies Have Issues

Author : Greg Stones
ISBN : 9781452137094
Genre : Humor
File Size : 58. 33 MB
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As we know from Greg Stones's first breakout hit book, zombies hate stuff. It's less understood that the undead also struggle with the stuff of everyday life usually navigated by the breathing. Zombies have issues with yoga, bad hair days, chopsticks, the morning commute, touch-screen technology, and more. They kind of enjoy skunks, gardening, and acupuncture, but they have major issues with banana peels, Renaissance fairs, bear traps, and bunnies. In the face of such adversity, all zombies really want is a cure. With humor, wit, and braaaains, Greg Stones's colorful painted panels offer a sympathetically funny, new perspective into the trials and tribulations of the undead in a world made for the living.

Have A Little Pun

Author : Frida Clements
ISBN : 9781452153674
Genre : Humor
File Size : 74. 57 MB
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Artist Frida Clements playfully combines colorfully detailed flora and fauna drawings with funny hand-lettered wordplay in this collection of beautifully illustrated puns. Honey, bee yourself! Gopher it. Don't be koi. Like puns? That's coo, says the pigeon. Hate puns? Birch, please. Bringing a giggle (and sometimes a groan) with each inspired page, this clever ebook makes a lovely and lighthearted gift for fans of witty humor and illustration. Having a bad hare day? Feeling a little antsy? What the hail, just dill with it, and for fox sake, have a little pun.

I M Dangerous I M Not Gonna Lie

Author : Erin Smith
ISBN : 9781402294112
Genre : Humor
File Size : 66. 30 MB
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Celebrate the art of living loud with the sassiest, smartest, hottest gift book From Erin Smith-a hip, irreverent visual artist with a nationally distributed gift line and a unique, pitch-perfect look-comes a mash-up of art, essays, and laugh-out-loud observations designed to find humor in the everyday mundane. Includes hilarious make-your-day quotes like: "The super girl cape is in the laundry...you'll just have to take my word for it." "I'm so damn happy it's like discovering blue cheese olives all over again." "As much as I try to be an easygoing, stretch-your-wings and-fly type, I just can't stop trying to burst people into flames with my mind." ...and many more!

Quarter Life Poetry

Author : Samantha Jayne
ISBN : 9781455565276
Genre : Humor
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The creator of the popular Quarter Life Poetry Tumblr and Instagram tackles real-life truths of work, money, sex, and many other 20-something challenges in this laugh-out-loud collection of poetry. Samantha Jayne knows that life post-college isn't as glamorous as all undergrads think it's going to be... because she's currently living it. At 25, Samantha began creating doodles and funny poems about her #struggle to share with friends on Instagram. To her surprise, these poems were picked up by 20-somethings all around the world who agreed, "This is literally us." At a time when it seems like everyone else is getting married, snagging a dream job, and paying off their student loans, Samantha's poetry captures the voice of young people everywhere who know that your 20s can sometimes be the exact opposite of "the best years of your life."

Flower Spirits

Author : Steven N. Meyers
ISBN : 1569069735
Genre : Photography
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Pairing Steven N Meyers x-ray photographs of flowers with new age inspirational messages. Similar to Gift of Friendship.

You Had One Job

Author : Beverly L. Jenkins
ISBN : 9781449480691
Genre : Humor
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If someone hangs a stop sign upside down or paints crooked lines on a highway, count on someone else to snap a photo and post it online. You Had One Job! is a collection of hilarious pictures features job-related disasters and general ineptitudes. All of these new, never-before-seen images will be accompanied by witty captions.

Modern Family Wit And Wisdom From America S Favourite Family

Author : The writers of Modern Family
ISBN : 9781743098639
Genre : Performing Arts
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Fans of Channel 10's hit MODERN FAMILY - the No.1 TV show in Australia with 1.1 million consistent viewers - rejoice! The Pritchetts and Dunphys have got together to share their favourite moments and lessons to learn from and laugh about ... Every week, the characters on MODERN FAMILY have something to learn. And no matter the lesson, they always find a fresh and incredibly funny way to teach us a little bit about life and love as well. Now, America's most beloved family has finally opened up their albums to share some of their favourite photos and memories for us to enjoy all over again. touching on everything from motherhood and teenagers to siblings, school, and love, MODERN FAMILY: WIt AND WISDOMS FROM AMERICA'S FAVOURItE FAMILY features some of the funniest lines from the show including: Claire: Look at them: a minute ago they were babies, and now they're driving, and soon we'll all be dead. Phil: I called the florist and ordered one dozen Mylar balloons. Good luck staying mad, honey. Gloria: I'm Columbian. I know a fake crime scene when I see one. Jay: She's my daughter. You're my wife. Let's remember what's important here: there's a football game on. Mitchell: It's Cameron's turn to be out in the world, interacting with grown-ups while I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer. With exclusive chapter introductions by each family member, this book will leave the show's millions of fans laughing out loud at - and falling even more in love with - the funniest family on television.

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