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Asshole

Author : Martin Kihn
ISBN : 9780141919461
Genre : Self-Help
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I was the nicest guy in the world. The kind of guy who gives up his seat for women who aren’t even pregnant. And all it had got me was a dead-end job, a crappy apartment and a dog that treated me as its bitch. So one day I decided to become a totally different man. A rock-hard alpha male who fights to win, makes his own rules and doesn’t know the word sorry. An asshole. The worst thing? It worked! Here you’ll discover my revolutionary programme for assholism, including: · Essential body language – don’t smile, unless others are in pain · Workplace etiquette – taking credit for everything, except mistakes · Diet and exercise – the power of red meat, energy drinks and hitting below the belt · Relationships – how to avoid getting burned, even if your wife is a trained chef (like mine) · Feelings – the only luxury you can’t afford This is the story of my journey into jerkhood. It is my story of glory.

American Asshole

Author : Pasha Adam
ISBN : 9781460285121
Genre : Fiction
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"Working to live or living to work? How about neither? As an office worker wallowing in a mediocre middle class existence, I'm giving you the opportunity to give me the opportunity of a better one. If you're asking how this is possible and wondering how you can help, ask and wonder no longer. I come bearing answers. My goal is to crowdfund $1,000,000. And all I ask of you is a donation of $2 or more. Donate to me today so I can live the life you wish you were living tomorrow. My name is River Conway and I approve this message." - River Conway, "Save an A$$hole" River Conway grew up believing a lie, the lie that you can be anything you want to be as long as you put your mind to it. After losing his twenties to an office cubicle in the middle of nowhere, River reaches breaking point and launches a self-aware crowdfunding campaign asking for one million dollars, embarking on a journey that has him ricocheting between the sublime and the ridiculous.

The Asshole Survival Guide

Author : Robert I Sutton
ISBN : 9780241980187
Genre : Self-Help
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From the international bestselling expert on dealing with assholes 'With cutting-edge research and real-life examples that are thought-provoking and often hilarious, thisis an indispensable resource' Gretchen Rubin, author of The Happiness Project 'At last someone has provided clear steps for rejecting, deflecting, and deflating the jerks who blight our lives. Better still, that someone is the great Bob Sutton, which ensures that the information is useful, evidence-based, and fun to read' Robert Cialdini, author of Influence and Pre-Suasion 'If only Bob Sutton's book had been available to help me deal with the full complement of 1st-class assholes I've encountered in my 50-year professional life. No names shall be mentioned' Tom Peters, co-author of In Search of Excellence Being around assholes, whether at work or elsewhere, can damage performance and affect wellbeing: having one asshole in a team has been shown to reduce performance by 30 to 40%. And social media has only given rise to further incivility -- 40% of people have experienced harassment online. In The Asshole Survival Guide, Stanford professor Robert Sutton offers practical advice on identifying and tackling any kind of asshole -- based on research into groups from uncivil civil servants to French bus drivers, and 8,000 emails that he has received on asshole behaviour. With expertise and humour, he provides a cogent and methodical game-plan. First, he sets out the asshole audit, to find out what kind of asshole needs dealing with, and asshole detection strategies. Then he reveals field-tested, sometimes surprising techniques, from asshole avoidance and asshole taxes to mind-tricks and the art of love bombing. Finally, he explains the dangers of asshole blindness -- when the problem might be yours truly. Readers will learn how to handle assholes - in the workplace and beyond - once and for all!

A Hole

Author : Hilton Obenzinger
ISBN : 9781932360462
Genre : Fiction
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Postal workers, porn stars, and Patty Hearst appear as Obenzinger skillfully braids multiple narrative threads into a beautiful novel readers will experience as much as read.

Asshole No More

Author : Xavier Crement
ISBN : 0898048044
Genre : Humor
File Size : 55. 68 MB
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Until recently, it was almost impossible to find anyone who would take the disease of assholism seriously. Compulsively rode treatment of others was viewed only as a character flaw, not as an addiction over which the asshole had no real control. Dr. Crement, who began his career in proctology but has since switched to psychiatry, corrects this glaring omission with this encyclopedic treatment of assholism. The book is written primarily as a self-help guide for recovering assholes -- people who have come to grips with their addiction and are trying to learn what it means to be a decent human being. But it also includes a thorough description of the causes of assholism and the terrible waste this menace creates.

Bible Studies From An Asshole

Author : Ray Cabron
ISBN : 9781365610301
Genre : Humor
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Dear Christianity, Look, I know you meant well, and I know you did the best you could, but I think it's time that we have an intervention. You've been getting it all wrong. I don't just mean the thing with being self-righteous and not feeding the hungry or caring for the misfortunate. Although that's certainly a part of it. No. It's more than that. It's much more. And I know you prefer everything to be nice and for there to be only clean language. That's part of the problem too. You see, your failure is so bad that I can't help but use bad words. So if you kindly would, please, give this a read. I promise you'll learn a lot about your Bible you did not know, and you'll never see your faith the same way ever again. And maybe then you can get it right for a change. From the author of the blog, Bible Studies from an Asshole, comes this humorous, heartfelt, and outrageously honest and eye-opening work. The Christian faith may never be the same again.

A Holeology

Author : Steven B Greene
ISBN : 9781440512872
Genre : Humor
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Steve Carrell—the Pretend Asshole Ari Gold—the Hollywood Asshole Simon Cowell—the Trying-Too-Hard Asshole Mickey Rourke—the Reformed Asshole Barney Stintson—the True Asshole To truly be an asshole is an art form. It requires the perpetrator to be cocky yet quietly confident, snide as well as sincere, sneaky while in your face. Better men than most have failed miserably. That's why there's this guide—the first book to walk you through the tricks of the trade and the numerous benefits the attitude reaps. You will find essential information on how to sharpen your prick skills. Whether you're way too over-the-top and need to tone it down, or are a shy wallflower who needs to turn it up, this book is your crash course in assholeology. You will now be able to get everything you ever wanted—in work, love, and life—by being an asshole. It's every guy's handbook on how to be an asshole, without getting a black eye.

Der Chef Faktor

Author : Robert I. Sutton
ISBN : 345360198X
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Down The Rabbit Hole

Author : J. D. Robb
ISBN : 9780698175778
Genre : Fiction
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Some of your favorite romance authors present five stories told through the looking glass—including "Wonderment in Death," a Lieutenant Eve Dallas novella from #1 New York Times bestselling author J. D. Robb! You’re late for a very important date... Enter a wonderland of mesmerizing tales. It’s a place that’s neither here nor there, where things are never quite as they seem. Inspired by Lewis Carroll’s whimsical masterpiece, ranging from the impossible to the mad to the curiouser, these stories will have you absolutely off your head. Don’t be afraid to follow them… DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE From the Paperback edition.

Strange Perspectives Volume 1

Author : Mike Najarian
ISBN : 9781623098360
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
File Size : 45. 63 MB
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Strange Perspectives is known for its witty and humorous short stories and observations. These memoirs cover many aspects of Mike Najarian's life including his adventures as the drummer of the politically conscious, socially aware, and internationally touring band State Radio. Volume 1 covers his dealings with Slash of Guns N' Roses, Jerry Cantrell of Alice in Chains, Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine, Mike Mills of R.E.M., Dave Matthews of the Dave Matthews Band, Perry Farrell of Jane's Addiction, Cam Neely of the Boston Bruins, and Wyc Grousbeck (the owner of the Boston Celtics) just to name a few. Although Strange Perspectives is light, fun, and easy to read it also digs deep into the human condition and displays a diversity of ideas and topics that make it a complete and well-rounded piece of writing. To stay up to date on the Strange Perspectives series and all of Mike's dealings please go to his Facebook page at www.facebook.com/mikenajarian.

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