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Das Evangelium Des Fliegenden Spaghettimonsters

Author : Bobby Henderson
ISBN : 9783641182229
Genre : Fiction
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Am Anfang war die Nudel – und Bobby Henderson ist ihr Prophet Eine fulminante Satire über religiösen Dogmatismus und die Evolutionstheorie. Zahllose Menschen sind überzeugt zu wissen, wer die Welt erschuf und unsere Geschicke lenkt: Es ist das Fliegende Spaghettimonster. Die Glaubenssätze seiner Anhänger sind klar und überzeugend: Der Pastafarianismus steht für alles, was gut ist. Was lehnt er ab? Alles, was nicht gut ist. Und es ist ein Glaube, der sich im Einklang mit der Wissenschaft befindet. Ob Evolution, Schwerkraft oder globale Erwärmung – das vorliegende Evangelium hält für alles eine bestechend logische Erklärung bereit.

The Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Author : Bobby Henderson
ISBN : 0307485560
Genre : Humor
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CAN I GET A “RAMEN” FROM THE CONGREGATION?! Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), today’s fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM’s devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some say it’s the assuring touch from the FSM’s “noodly appendage.” Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Still others are drawn to the Church’s flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its match–and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden. Within these pages, Bobby Henderson outlines the true facts– dispelling such malicious myths as evolution (“only a theory”), science (“only a lot of theories”), and whether we’re really descended from apes (fact: Humans share 95 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees, but they share 99.9 percent with pirates!) See what impressively credentialed top scientists have to say: “If Intelligent Design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory.” –Professor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D. “Do not be hypocritical. Allow equal time for other alternative ‘theories’ like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.” –J. Simon, Ph.D. “In my scientific opinion, when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid than classic ID theory.” –Afshin Beheshti, Ph.D. Read the book and decide for yourself! From the Trade Paperback edition.

Amazing Stories Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Author : Cameron Pierce
ISBN : 1936383977
Genre : Humor
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On the seventh day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster said, "Read me, for I am good." In Amazing Stories, the Flying Spaghetti Monster goes on trial to earn his godhood among a council of deities that includes Jehovah, the Buddha, Ganesh, Cthulhu, and Charlie Sheen. He is interviewed for an exclusive episode of the celebrity talk show In the Monster's Studio to discuss his relationship with Godzilla and other famous monsters. He rears his head at an archeological dig in a desert wasteland and dines with a horde of food demons in Hell. He rescues pirates, authors, and prisoners from the cold hand of death while banishing children to suffering and starvation. He is a just god, but only if you compliment his vodka sauce. Like an all-spaghetti evening of Adult Swim, Amazing Stories of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will show you the many realms of His Noodly Appendage. Learn of those who worship him and the lives he touches in distant, mysterious ways.Enjoy with Italian food and a side of Darwinism.

Getting Started With Rstudio

Author : John Verzani
ISBN : 9781449317072
Genre : Computers
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Dive into the RStudio Integrated Development Environment (IDE) for using and programming R, the popular open source software for statistical computing and graphics. This concise book provides new and experienced users with an overview of RStudio, as well as hands-on instructions for analyzing data, generating reports, and developing R software packages. The open source RStudio IDE brings many powerful coding tools together into an intuitive, easy-to-learn interface. With this guide, you’ll learn how to use its main components—including the console, source code editor, and data viewer—through descriptions and case studies. Getting Started with RStudio serves as both a reference and introduction to this unique IDE. Use RStudio to provide enhanced support for interactive R sessions Clean and format raw data quickly with several RStudio components Edit R commands with RStudio’s code editor, and combine them into functions Easily locate and use more than 3,000 add-on packages in R’s CRAN service Develop and document your own R packages with the code editor and related components Create one-click PDF reports in RStudio with a mix of text and R output

Understanding Praise And Worship You Can Experience The Presence Of God

Author : Bobby Henderson
ISBN : 0977039870
Genre : Music
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This book by the author of ldquo;Internal Achievementrdquo; gives the reader an insight into the war between the spirit and flesh good and evil and the positive vs. negative forces we live with every day. Most important it presents the tools for making thoughtful decisions and wise choices in your daily walk.

The Likeness

Author : Tana French
ISBN : 0670018864
Genre : Fiction
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A follow-up to In the Woods finds a traumatized detective Cassie Maddox struggling in her career and relationship with Sam O'Neill while investigating the unsettling murder of a young woman whose name matches an alias Cassie once had used as an undercover officer. 50,000 first printing.

The Gospel Of The Redman

Author : Ernest Thompson Seton
ISBN : 9781585092765
Genre : History
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Considered one of the best books on Native Americans ever written. The author and compiler reveals how Indians once lived and what they believed in relation to spiritual principles. As we move further away from the time when Native Americans were living completely free and unencumbered in what was to become the United States, before the arrival of the white man, it becomes increasingly difficult to preserve or remember the way of life that they had. Seton preserves all of the most important information in this book, gathered from the best sources at a time when it could still be accurately found. Like other Bibles, it includes creation stories and mythology as well as the trials and tribulations of the people. Chapters include The Soul of the Red Man, covering spiritual beliefs; The Ancient Way is about family life, laws and medicine men; The Wisdom of the Old Men covers the ancient teachings and myths; and Prophets of the Red Race shares stories on 13 different prophets, including Hiawatha, Tecumseh, Crazy Horse, Sitting Bull, Wabasha, Geronimo and Wovoka. The Epilogue, originally written shortly after the Great Depression, repeatedly emphasizes the failures of the white race due to money-madness, and how important it is to bring back an awareness that is not based so heavily on materialism.

Das Fliegende Spaghettimonster Eine Religion

Author : Antonia Zentgraf
ISBN : 9783640962334
Genre : Religion
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Essay aus dem Jahr 2011 im Fachbereich Theologie - Systematische Theologie, Note: 1,0, Justus-Liebig-Universität Gießen, Veranstaltung: Einführung in die Systematische Theologie, Sprache: Deutsch, Abstract: „Wir glauben an IHN, das Fliegende Spaghettimonster. ER hat die Welt erschaffen, [...]. ER hat [...] uns glauben gemacht, die Welt wäre entstanden und hätte sich selber geschaffen. [...] Wir sind die einzigen, die den wahren Glauben erkennen und weitergeben. Beten Sie IHN an, denn ER ist Schöpfer und der Herr in der Nudelsauce. RAmen!“ - Diese Zeilen klingen wie ein Glaubensbekenntnis. Doch hier wird statt von Gott von einem fliegenden „Spaghettimonster“, einem „Herr in der Nudelsauce“ und von „RAmen“ statt „Amen“ gesprochen. Laut dem Begründer Bobby Henderson ist das Fliegende Spaghettimonster (abgekürzt FSM) eine eigene Religion. Anhand der Begriffe Religion und Religiosität, die bereits in der Vorlesung des Wintersemesters 2010/2011 „Einführung in die systematische Theologie“ behandelt wurden, möchte ich erörtern, ob man das FSM wirklich als Religion bezeichnen kann. Es soll geschildert werden, was Religion und Religiosität jeweils ist und warum diese Begriffe nicht miteinander gleichzusetzen sind bzw. warum man sie von einander unterscheiden muss. Außerdem ist es für die Klärung der Frage, ob das FSM eine Religion ist, von Belang, die Entstehung bzw. den Entstehungsort von Religiosität zu diskutieren. Als erstes möchte ich darauf eingehen, in welchem Kontext das Fliegende Spaghettimonster entstanden ist.

Irrwitziges Aus Der Wissenschaft

Author : Heinrich Zankl
ISBN : 9783527641420
Genre : Science
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Ernst ist das Leben, heiter die Kunst, wie Friedrich Schiller treffend zu formulieren wusste. Aber wie verh?lt es sich mit der Wissenschaft? Darauf gibt dieser Band eine eindeutige Antwort: Sie kann nicht nur am?sant, sie kann mitunter sogar zum Schreien komisch sein. Das Buch pr?sentiert Kuriosit?ten aus verschiedensten Wissensgebieten: skurrile Begebenheiten, unfreiwillig Komisches oder "Fakten", die im Laufe der Jahre verdreht und falsch wiedergegeben wurden. Zu den dargebrachten Merkw?rdigkeiten z?hlen unter anderem "Das Ph?nomen der verschwindenden Teel?ffel", "Sir Herschels angebliche Mondstudien" und "die Methode Mittelstress". Aber auch der Haschischkonsum von Schiller und Goethe ist ein Thema des Buches. Die Geschichten und Anekdoten aus Natur- und Geisteswissenschaften lassen sich in einem Rutsch oder auch abschnittweise, gleichsam zwischendurch lesen und wollen vor allem eines: ihre Leser, ob Wissenschaftler oder Laien, zum Lachen bringen - denn das Leben ist ernst genug.

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy For Preventing Suicide Attempts

Author : Craig J. Bryan
ISBN : 9781135088279
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Cognitive Behavioral Therapy for Preventing Suicide Attempts consolidates the accumulated knowledge and efforts of leading suicide researchers, and describes how a common, cognitive behavioral model of suicide has resulted in 50% or greater reductions in suicide attempts across clinical settings. Simple and straightforward descriptions of these techniques are provided, along with clear explanations of the interventions’ rationale and scientific support. Critically, specific adaptations of these interventions designed to meet the demands and needs of diverse settings and populations are explained. The result is a practical, clinician-friendly, how-to guide that demonstrates how to effectively reduce the risk for suicide attempts in any setting.

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