dear dumb diary year two 4 what i don t know might hurt me

Download Book Dear Dumb Diary Year Two 4 What I Don T Know Might Hurt Me in PDF format. You can Read Online Dear Dumb Diary Year Two 4 What I Don T Know Might Hurt Me here in PDF, EPUB, Mobi or Docx formats.

What I Don T Know Might Hurt Me Dear Dumb Diary Year Two 4

Author : Jim Benton
ISBN : 9780545606943
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 52. 47 MB
Format : PDF
Download : 126
Read : 248

Get This Book


Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, continuing a new spin on a favorite series! Dear Dumb Diary, Just when I was pretty sure we could let the Student Awareness Committee quietly die a dignified death like some majestic old elephant or the Square Dancing Club, Angeline has to be aware of something. Great. And, of course, it couldn't be something interesting like nail polish or why maybe there should be a special class in nail polish and how to get it out of your beagle's ear. (Mom, if you're reading this, I'm not admitting anything. Somebody else could have painted a heart in his ear.) Angeline just had to be aware of one of those THINGS THAT ADULTS LIKE.

Dear Dumb Diary Year Two 3 Nobody S Perfect I M As Close As It Gets

Author : Jim Benton
ISBN : 9780545510073
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 37. 90 MB
Format : PDF, ePub
Download : 468
Read : 944

Get This Book


Whatever you do, DON'T read Jamie Kelly's bestselling diaries! The bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series is a hilarious hit! Now Jamie Kelly's diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. Dear Dumb Diary Year Two is still laugh-out-loud funny -- but everything is another year dumber! As Jamie continues to grapple with middle school's Big Questions, she drops even more snarky gems of wisdom like, "Everybody knows that the more you love somebody, the less you try to look nice for them," and "People don't appreciate how much willpower it takes to do the wrong thing." (But Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)

Live Each Day To The Dumbest Dear Dumb Diary Year Two 6

Author : Jim Benton
ISBN : 9780545643528
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 54. 30 MB
Format : PDF
Download : 168
Read : 623

Get This Book


The hilarious and bestselling series from Jim Benton continues! It's not easy being a middle-schooler, and nobody knows that better than Jamie Kelly. There are surprises around every corner: some good, some bad, all dumb. But when Jamie inherits a trunk of her grandmother's things, she never expects to find the biggest surprise of all -- Grandma's diary. Violating the privacy of a diary is something Jamie would never do . . . unless she was absolutely certain that she wanted to do it. And when she does, she learns that, deep down, everyone is exactly the same. Dumb. Jamie still has no idea that anyone is reading her diary, so please, please, please don't tell her. And definitely don't tell her that she's the star of her very own Dear Dumb Diary movie, available on DVD. (Her glamorous ego might not be able to handle it.)

Dear Dumb Diary Year Two 2 The Super Nice Are Super Annoying

Author : Jim Benton
ISBN : 9780545586559
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 79. 30 MB
Format : PDF, Mobi
Download : 853
Read : 523

Get This Book


Do NOT read Jamie Kelly's top-secret diaries! "Sometimes it amazes me how ingenious I am about everything." --Jamie Kelly We've been with Jamie Kelly through her search for inner beauty, poofy bridesmaid dresses, and desperate attempts to make money during summer vacation. Along the way, she's left us with countless gems of wisdom, such as: "If somebody ever asks you to kick her in the face, the first thing she will do is forget that she asked you to do it," and "As long as you keep laughing at how dumb something is, you can secretly enjoy it without risking your cool." Now Jamie's upcoming diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. It's Dear Dumb Diary: Year Two! The diary entries are still laugh-out-loud funny -- but this is a whole new beginning. Everything is another year dumber! (But Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)

School Hasn T This Gone On Long Enough Dear Dumb Diary Year Two 1

Author : Jim Benton
ISBN : 9780545456173
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 56. 31 MB
Format : PDF, ePub, Docs
Download : 595
Read : 624

Get This Book


Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, with a brand-new spin on a favorite series! Dear Dumb Diary is a hilarious hit! Now after 12 books (each covering a month of her life), Jamie Kelly's upcoming diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. It's Dear Dumb Diary: Year Two! The diary entries are still laugh-out-loud funny -- but this is a whole new beginning. Everything is another year dumber! As Jamie grapples with school, grades, and middle school's Big Questions, don't miss even more of her words of wisdom like, "If someone is really, really intelligent, it would be polite if they would ugly it up a bit before they left the house." (Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)

Dear Dumb Diary Year Two 5 You Can Bet On That

Author : Jim Benton
ISBN : 9780545643511
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 36. 63 MB
Format : PDF, ePub
Download : 828
Read : 1050

Get This Book


The hilarious and bestselling series from Jim Benton continues! Jamie, Isabella, and Angeline have known each other for a long time. They've even become friends -- whether Jamie likes it or not. But when the trio starts a friendly competition, all bets are off. The loser will be treated to a game of Dare or Worse Dare... with Isabella. (And Jamie's pretty sure that's like having a banana-peeling contest with a starving monkey. The monkey always wins.) What could go wrong? Probably everything. And it's probably all that blondwad Angeline's fault. Probably. Jamie still has no idea that anyone is reading her diary, so please, please, please don't tell her. And definitely don't tell her that she's the star of her very own Dear Dumb Diary movie, available on DVD. (Her glamorous ego might not be able to handle it.) ----------- EXCERPT: Dear Dumb Diary, Isabella and I had one of those days where you spend four hours trying to come up with something to do, and then by the time you do, there’s no time to do it so you just watch TV in positions that make it look like maybe you were born without bones. We do this about twelve times a month. "Since we're not doing anything, we should practice debate," I said. "No, we shouldn't," Isabella said. "We just did," I said.

Dumbness Is A Dish Best Served Cold Dear Dumb Diary Deluxe

Author : Jim Benton
ISBN : 9780545932936
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 58. 48 MB
Format : PDF
Download : 659
Read : 823

Get This Book


Jamie Kelly is back and dumber than ever in this super-deluxe four-color Dear Dumb Diary special edition! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever -- but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she's come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They're going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, "She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and -- forget it. I'm hungry. I want some cookies." This is sure to go well.

You Can Bet On That

Author : Jim Benton
ISBN : 0606358560
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 58. 3 MB
Format : PDF, Docs
Download : 317
Read : 339

Get This Book


For use in schools and libraries only. Friends Jamie, Isabella, and Angeline engage in a bit of friendly competition, but when it is determined that the loser must play "dare or worse dare" with Isabella, all bets are off.

Dear Dumb Diary 3 Am I The Princess Or The Frog

Author : Jim Benton
ISBN : 9780545649445
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 62. 55 MB
Format : PDF, ePub, Docs
Download : 198
Read : 389

Get This Book


Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be. Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.

Man I Hate Cursive

Author : Jim Benton
ISBN : 9781449484132
Genre : Humor
File Size : 45. 74 MB
Format : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Download : 130
Read : 1168

Get This Book


Jim Benton's first cartoon collection was nominated for an Eisner. This new volume collects more of Jim's most popular strips from Reddit, shining a light on talking animals, relationships, fart jokes, and death. From whimsical to cutting, from gross to poignant, Benton's grasp of the form is on full and hilarious display.

Top Download:

Best Books