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Embarrassing True Stories

Author : Oliver Gaspirtz
ISBN : 9780692208144
Genre : Humor
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Have you ever had one of those moments, when something so horribly awkward and embarrassing happens, you just want to crawl in a hole and die? Well, you’re not alone. This book is full of those moments. And as terrible as they may be when they happen to you, they’re pretty funny when they happen to someone else. “A very entertaining little book. Makes a great travel companion or bathroom reader.” “A delightful guilty pleasure.” “These stories of utter embarrassment have universal appeal, because we have all been in one or more of these situations at one point or another in our lives.” “The human experience, sliced and diced into microscopic short stories and cartoons that will make you laugh out loud.” “Why do we like to laugh at other people’s misfortune? Who knows? But Germans even have a word for it: Schadenfreude.” Adult Humor Free Books

I Am Pusheen The Cat

Author : Claire Belton
ISBN : 9781476747125
Genre : Pets
File Size : 34. 46 MB
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Who is Pusheen? This collection of oh-so-cute kitty comics—featuring the chubby, tubby tabby who has taken the Internet by storm—will fill you in on all the basics. Things you should know about Pusheen. Birthday: February 18 Sex: Female Where she lives: In the house, on the couch, underfoot Her favorite pastime: Blogging, sleeping Her best feature: Her toe beans Her favorite food: All of them Pusheen is a pleasantly plump cat who has warmed hearts and tickled funny bones of millions worldwide with her signature GIF animated bops, bounces, and tail wiggles. Now, Pusheen is ready to make the leap from digital to print in her first comic collection! Learn what makes her purr and find out why millions of people have already fallen in love with this naughty, adorable kitty. Featuring some of the most popular stories from Pusheen’s Tumblr and Facebook pages (plus a healthy serving of never-before-seen material), I Am Pusheen the Cat is a treat for cat lovers and comics fans alike.

Waking Up Married

Author : Mira Lyn Kelly
ISBN : 9781460338070
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 33. 21 MB
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Her first thought: Who are you? It's the morning after her cousin's bachelorette party in Vegas and Megan Scott wakes up with the mother of all hangovers. Even worse, she's in a stranger's penthouse, having woken up with something else, as well—a funny, arrogant, sexy…husband! Up until now, finding even a boyfriend had seemed impossible—been there, got the broken heart, sworn off men for good. Then a few martinis with Carter…no, Connor Reed and she's gone from first meet to marriage in one night! Megan wants a lawyer. But Connor's shocking bombshell? "I don't want a divorce."

Pet Humor

Author : Oliver Gaspirtz
ISBN : 9780692230985
Genre : Humor
File Size : 65. 41 MB
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The perfect gift for pet lovers! Hilarious cartoons about dogs, cats, birds and more. Touching and cute true stories about amazing pets. Pet trivia and weird, bizarre and unusual facts. Funny Top Ten lists about pets and pet lovers. Lots and lots of really funny pet jokes. “Gaspirtz’s cartoons are purrfect!” -Joan Cannata-Fox, National Enquirer “With both wit and wisdom, Oliver Gaspirtz has a knack for capturing the joys and idiosyncrasis of pet ownership.” -Donna L. Marcel, Dog World “Oliver Gaspirtz is funnier than my dog.” -Ray Lesser, Funny Times

Cover Your Ass

Author : Manly M. Mann
ISBN : 9781537894539
Genre : Humor
File Size : 54. 19 MB
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We all get into trouble. We are late. We got caught speeding. We didn’t get our homework in on time. Now here is the book that gives you foolproof funny excuses for almost any situation. Complete with illustrations and scenarios, Cover Your Ass gives you the foolproof excuses to cover your butt. Examples of chapters include: • Why I Won’t Have Sex With You • Why I Can’t Come to Work • Why I Can’t Go to the Gym • Why I Sent You a Drunk Text • Why I Went Off My Diet Using the humorous excuses in this book can bail you out of difficult situations. So there is no excuse for failing to buy this book! The author is the recipient of the Noble Prize in Literature, the recipient of the Pulitzer Prize, and a New York Times Bestselling author. Of course, none of that is remotely true, but he has a good excuse for making that up. Read the book for the answer!

Hokum

Author : Paul Beatty
ISBN : 1596917164
Genre : Humor
File Size : 61. 13 MB
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Edited by the author of The Sellout, winner of the 2016 Man Booker Prize, Hokum is a liberating, eccentric, savagely comic anthology of the funniest writing by black Americans. This book is less a comprehensive collection than it is a mix-tape narrative dubbed by a trusted friend-a sampler of underground classics, rare grooves, and timeless summer jams, poetry and prose juxtaposed with the blues, hip-hop, political speeches, and the world's funniest radio sermon. The subtle musings of Toni Cade Bambara, Henry Dumas, and Harryette Mullen are bracketed by the profane and often loud ruminations of Langston Hughes, Darius James, Wanda Coleman, Tish Benson, Steve Cannon, and Hattie Gossett. Some of the funniest writers don't write, so included are selections from well-known yet unpublished wits Lightnin' Hopkins, Mike Tyson, and the Reverend Al Sharpton. Selections also come from public figures and authors whose humor, although incisive and profound, is often overlooked: Malcolm X, Suzan-Lori Parks, Zora Neale Hurston, Sojourner Truth, and W.E.B. Dubois. Groundbreaking, fierce, and hilarious, this is a necessary anthology for any fan or student of American writing, with a huge range and a smart, political grasp of the uses of humor.

Preacher Book Two

Author : Garth Ennis
ISBN : 9781401245436
Genre : Comics & Graphic Novels
File Size : 46. 41 MB
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In the continuing saga of the bizarre adventures of faithless Texas preacher Jesse Custer, Jesse, along with his girlfriend Tulip, and their friend Cassidy, the Irish vampire, head west to a party of Babylonian proportions. Then, Jesse heads for France to rescue Cassidy from the clutches of religious fanatics. His search leads him into a no-holds-barred battle against the forces of the mysterious organization known as The Grail. Also told here is the story of how Cassidy became a vampire in the first place.

A Treasury Of Police Humor

Author : Oliver Gaspirtz
ISBN : 0942936310
Genre : Police
File Size : 74. 65 MB
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A Treasury Of Pet Humor

Author : Oliver Gaspirtz
ISBN : 0942936361
Genre : Humor
File Size : 31. 42 MB
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Snoopy Man S Best Friend

Author : Charles M. Schulz
ISBN : 9781497699977
Genre : Humor
File Size : 77. 73 MB
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If dogs are man’s best friend, there’s no better confidant than Snoopy. Loyal and true, he’ll stick by Charlie Brown’s side through thick and thin—unless it’s dinnertime, of course.

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