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Fifty Sheds Of Grey

Author : C. T. Grey
ISBN : 9780752265452
Genre : Humor
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""She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently, then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot." Colin Grey's life was happy and simple, until the day everything changed--the day his wife read that book. Suddenly, he was thrust headfirst into a dark, illicit world of pleasure and pain. This is what happens when a tide of tempestuous, erotic desire invades man's last place of privacy: his backyard shed. WARNING: Fifty Sheds of Grey contains fifty graphic shed-based images. Please do not look if you are easily offended.

Fifty Sheds Of Grey Three In A Shed

Author : C.T. Grey
ISBN : 9780752265575
Genre : Humor
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'Which whip today?' she rasped, tightly clad in black leather. 'I don't know,' I replied. 'I can never decide between banana and butterscotch.' In Three in a Shed, the pulsating climax to the bestselling trowel-egy Fifty Sheds of Grey, multi-millionaire Colin Grey finds himself with the ultimate dilemma. Having accidentally mixed his Viagra with his hearing aid, and ending up with a hard of hearing on, he must finally man up and choose between the great loves of his life. Should he go with Lady Christina Mellors -- the sophisticated cougar (or whatever the British equivalent is -- a badger?) -- who first deflowered him, all those years ago? Or his long-suffering wife, Brenda? Or can Colin finally break free and return to his one true love -- his shed?

Fifty Sheds Damper

Author : C.T. Grey
ISBN : 9780752265513
Genre : Humor
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The sequel to the smash-hit, Sunday Times bestselling parody Fifty Sheds of Grey. ‘Each firm stroke was bringing me closer and closer to that moment of relief and satisfaction. Soon my shed would be completely weatherproof.' Multi-millionaire Colin Grey thought he’d escaped a dark, forbidden world of pleasure and pain, until one day he suddenly awakes to find himself bound and gagged. But by whom – kidnappers, the secret service, or his ex-wife? In this sequel to the bestselling erotic parody, Fifty Sheds of Grey, Colin wrestles with his inner demons, several women and fungal root rot. Fifty Sheds . . . Hotter. Steamier. Damper! WARNING: Shed addiction can seriously affect your health. Please read responsibly. *Now with a wipe-clean cover! Disclaimer: Fifty Sheds of Grey is not prepared, authorized, licensed, approved, or endorsed by any person or entity involved in the making of Fifty Shades of Grey.

Fifty Shades Of Chicken

Author : Pouline Reage
ISBN : 9780385345224
Genre : Cooking
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A wryly whimsical culinary parody of E. L. James' Fifty Shades trilogy combines epicurean double entendres, 50 chicken recipes and the story of a young free-range chicken who finds herself at the mercy of a kinky and dominating chef, in a parody that includes such dishes as "Sticky (Chicken) Fingers" and "Bound Wings."

Fifty Shames Of Earl Grey

Author : Fanny Merkin
ISBN : 9780306822001
Genre : Fiction
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Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

Maestra

Author : L.S. Hilton
ISBN : 9780399184284
Genre : Fiction
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THE INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER THE BEST OF SKIMM READS 2016 “One of this year’s most talked about novels.” —The Washington Post “A twenty-first-century femme fatale as lethal as Tom Ripley and as seductive as Bacall.” —Vogue A put-upon assistant at a prestigious London art house, Judith Rashleigh is well-educated, well-groomed, and impeccably behaved—keeping the darker desires she indulges on nights off as her own little secret. But when Judith uncovers a dangerous heist, her life is shattered and she’s forced to run. Armed with just her wits and a talent for self-invention, she makes her way from the French Riviera to Geneva, Rome, and the nightclubs of Paris, determined to take back what is rightfully hers. The beginning of a darkly irresistible trilogy, Maestra follows the rise of Judith, a woman whose vulnerability and ruthlessness have left readers worldwide begging to know: where do you go when you've gone too far?

Hard Core Romance

Author : Eva Illouz
ISBN : 9780226153551
Genre : Social Science
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From its beginnings in Twilight fan-fiction to its record-breaking sales as an e-book and paperback, the story of the erotic romance novel Fifty Shades of Grey and its two sequels is both unusual and fascinating. Having sold over seventy million copies worldwide since 2011, E. L. James’s lurid series about a sexual ingénue and the powerful young entrepreneur who introduces her to BDSM sex has ingrained itself in our collective consciousness. But why have these particular novels—poorly written and formulaic as they are—become so popular, especially among women over thirty? In this concise, engaging book, Eva Illouz subjects the Fifty Shades cultural phenomenon to the serious scrutiny it has been begging for. After placing the trilogy in the context of best-seller publishing, she delves into its remarkable appeal, seeking to understand the intense reading pleasure it provides and how that resonates with the structure of relationships between men and women today. Fifty Shades, Illouz argues, is a gothic romance adapted to modern times in which sexuality is both a source of division between men and women and a site to orchestrate their reconciliation. As for the novels’ notorious depictions of bondage, discipline, and sadomasochism, Illouz shows that these are as much a cultural fantasy as a sexual one, serving as a guide to a happier romantic life. The Fifty Shades trilogy merges romantic fantasy with self-help guide—two of the most popular genres for female readers. Offering a provocative explanation for the success and popularity of the Fifty Shades of Grey novels, Hard-Core Romance is an insightful look at modern relationships and contemporary women’s literature.

50 Shades Of Gay

Author : Jeffery Self
ISBN : 1936833522
Genre : Fiction
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50 shades of gay tells the story of a young celebrity blogger, Alex Kirby, who interviews Taylor Grayson, a superstar leading man in Hollywood blockbuster films. Grayson also happens to be a closeted gay man with a passion for BDSM. When Grayson draws the younger man into his private orbit and initiates him into his sexual world, the younger man can tell that kinky sex has shielded Grayson from having a real emotional connection with another man. But he is head over heels in love with the older, powerful, gorgeous man who has selected him for the pleasures of submission. Ultimately, Alex decides to experiment with the power differential between them, and see if he can break through the armor that Grayson and his layers of Hollywood handlers have imprisoned him in. Will he be able to open Grayson up to real intimacy, or will he cause Grayson to end the relationship and cut himself off yet again? -- Unedited summary from the book.

Cinquenta Tons De Cinza

Author : E. L. James
ISBN : 9788580572193
Genre : Fiction
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Quando Anastasia Steele entrevista o jovem empresário Christian Grey, descobre nele um homem atraente, brilhante e profundamente dominador. Ingênua e inocente, Ana se surpreende ao perceber que, a despeito da enigmática reserva de Grey, está desesperadamente atraída por ele. Incapaz de resistir à beleza discreta, à timidez e ao espírito independente de Ana, Grey admite que também a deseja — mas em seus próprios termos. Chocada e ao mesmo tempo seduzida pelas estranhas preferências de Grey, Ana hesita. Por trás da fachada de sucesso — os negócios multinacionais, a vasta fortuna, a amada família —, Grey é um homem atormentado por demônios do passado e consumido pela necessidade de controle. Quando eles embarcam num apaixonado e sensual caso de amor, Ana não só descobre mais sobre seus próprios desejos, como também sobre os segredos obscuros que Grey tenta manter escondidos...

Fifty Spades Of Grey

Author : L. O. L. James
ISBN : 9781922132109
Genre : Man-woman relationships
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Finally, a book for all of us dudes who just don't get what all this Fifty Shades malarkey is all about. When apprentice handy man, Dave Johnson, does some freelance landscaping for young entrepreneur, Christina Grey, he encounters a woman who is beautiful, brilliant, and would love to try out a 'bit of rough'. The unworldly, innocent Dave - like almost every man before him - has no idea what's going on, and believes Christina simply shares his passions for gardening, sports, and home renovation. The couple embarks on a passionate, double-entendre filled exploration of lawn mowing, bathroom tiling and mastering the art of swing bowling. With each story written the way men would like it - incredibly short - the Fifty Shades of Dudes Trilogy won't 'possess you' or 'obsess you', but it is quite obviously a parody that will leave you asking:* How do men and women ever get together?* How many men are really as simple as Dave?* How the hell do 'the real books' sell a million books a week?

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