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Football Jokes

Author : Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN : 9781447259831
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well-armed! How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up. What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast? Fry-day.

Football Jokes

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ISBN : 1447254619
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 25. 65 MB
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When is a footballer like a baby? When it dribbles! A hilarious collection of the funniest football jokes around--perfect for football fans to enjoy in-between those all-important World Cup games, Premiere League matches and European Cup finals.

Fantastically Funny Football Joke Book

Author : Dave Bromage
ISBN : 0141321156
Genre : Soccer
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Did you hear that Ashley Cole and Cheryl Tweedy are releasing a song together?They're calling themselves Goals Allowed.A fab and funny joke book full of footballing jokes, anecdotes, cartoons and other crazy stuff to get you giggling!

World S Funniest Football Jokes

Author : Jim Chumley
ISBN : 9781786854681
Genre : Humor
File Size : 51. 53 MB
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What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?He sent on his subs.God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn't be a fair match because all the 'good' players go to heaven.The devil smiled, replying, "Yes, but we've got all the refs."Football is obviously very serious business— like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' but it's a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

Oor Wullie The Big Bucket Of Laughs Joke Book

Author : Oor Wullie
ISBN : 9781910230237
Genre : Humor
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Welcome tae my Big Bucket o' Laughs Jokebook! I've gathered hunners o' jokes and riddles frae a' my pals - Fat Bob, Soapy Soutar and Wee Eck, so if ye've heard ony o' them afore, blame them. There are mair jokes in this book than I've had hot dinners and Ma has gi'en me plenty o' them in my time. Keep smilin'! Wullie Why did the pony cough? It was feeling a little hoarse! Where do you get chilli beans? At the North Pole! What do you call a man with a stamp on his head? Frank!

Football Joke Book

Author : Clive Gifford
ISBN : 075028286X
Genre : Soccer
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This title features side-splittingly funny football and World Cup football jokes.

The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever

Author : Carl McInerney
ISBN : 1849391114
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 79. 80 MB
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What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

Match Joke Book

Author : Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN : 9781509825011
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 74. 95 MB
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Over four hundred of the funniest football jokes from the makers of Match! the UK's best football magazine! Match! Joke Book is a hilarious mix of football quips, puns, knock-knock jokes and shaggy-dog stories. You'll laugh your football socks off! The Sweetest Stars Sergio Agu-AERO (Manchester City) Lee KIT-KAT-termole (Sunderland) MARS Bender (Bayer Leverkusen) ROLO Touré (Liverpool) John TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE (Chelsea)

Where Football Explains The World

Author : Alex Bellos
ISBN : 1406379565
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The Little Book Of Football Jokes

Author : Joe King
ISBN : 1783446722
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 57. 91 MB
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What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl! Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card! These and many more howlers to make you laugh no matter how your team is doing!

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