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Football Jokes

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ISBN : 1447254619
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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When is a footballer like a baby? When it dribbles! A hilarious collection of the funniest football jokes around--perfect for football fans to enjoy in-between those all-important World Cup games, Premiere League matches and European Cup finals.

Football Jokes

Author : Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN : 9781447259831
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well-armed! How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up. What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast? Fry-day.

Fantastically Funny Football Joke Book

Author : Dave Bromage
ISBN : 0141321156
Genre : Soccer
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Did you hear that Ashley Cole and Cheryl Tweedy are releasing a song together?They're calling themselves Goals Allowed.A fab and funny joke book full of footballing jokes, anecdotes, cartoons and other crazy stuff to get you giggling!

Football Joke Book

Author : Clive Gifford
ISBN : 075028286X
Genre : Soccer
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This title features side-splittingly funny football and World Cup football jokes.

World S Funniest Football Jokes

Author : Jim Chumley
ISBN : 9781786854681
Genre : Humor
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What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?He sent on his subs.God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn't be a fair match because all the 'good' players go to heaven.The devil smiled, replying, "Yes, but we've got all the refs."Football is obviously very serious business— like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' but it's a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

Football Jokes

Author : James R. Rothaus
ISBN : 1567662676
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 72. 55 MB
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A collection of jokes and riddles featuring football players, coaches, and the game in general.

Match Joke Book

Author : Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN : 9781509825011
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 71. 60 MB
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Over four hundred of the funniest football jokes from the makers of Match! the UK's best football magazine! Match! Joke Book is a hilarious mix of football quips, puns, knock-knock jokes and shaggy-dog stories. You'll laugh your football socks off! The Sweetest Stars Sergio Agu-AERO (Manchester City) Lee KIT-KAT-termole (Sunderland) MARS Bender (Bayer Leverkusen) ROLO Touré (Liverpool) John TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE (Chelsea)

The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever

Author : Carl McInerney
ISBN : 1849391114
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 67. 35 MB
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What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

Mr Mcfunny S Soccer Jokes For Kids

Author : Richard Seidman
ISBN : 1535595183
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Maximillian McFunny scores with soccer jokes, riddles, puns and limericks in this funny book for young athletes and comedians.

Football School

Author : Alex Bellos
ISBN : 1406373400
Genre : Soccer
File Size : 73. 23 MB
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