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Football Jokes

Author : Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN : 9781447259831
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 22. 98 MB
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Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well-armed! How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up. What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast? Fry-day.

Fantastically Funny Football Joke Book

Author : Dave Bromage
ISBN : 0141321156
Genre : Soccer
File Size : 41. 39 MB
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Did you hear that Ashley Cole and Cheryl Tweedy are releasing a song together?They're calling themselves Goals Allowed.A fab and funny joke book full of footballing jokes, anecdotes, cartoons and other crazy stuff to get you giggling!

Match Joke Book

Author : Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN : 9781509825011
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 49. 43 MB
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Over four hundred of the funniest football jokes from the makers of Match! the UK's best football magazine! Match! Joke Book is a hilarious mix of football quips, puns, knock-knock jokes and shaggy-dog stories. You'll laugh your football socks off! The Sweetest Stars Sergio Agu-AERO (Manchester City) Lee KIT-KAT-termole (Sunderland) MARS Bender (Bayer Leverkusen) ROLO Touré (Liverpool) John TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE (Chelsea)

The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever

Author : Carl McInerney
ISBN : 1849391114
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 73. 3 MB
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What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

For Soccer Crazy Girls Only

Author : Erin Downing
ISBN : 9781250064202
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 59. 62 MB
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"To be a great soccer player, you must be in love with the game." – Mia Hamm Do you love lacing up your cleats for the first game of the season—and do you love it even more when they're caked with mud after the game? Are there many nights when you dream about kicking the ball, and watching as it soars through the air toward the goal? Would your perfect day include hours on the soccer field? Do you love to watch people play, soaking up everything you can from other soccer-crazy players? Have you ever felt like your soccer team is a second family? Then you're definitely soccer-crazy . . . and this book is definitely for you! From training techniques formations and strategies—this book has it all!

Fantastic Football Poems

Author : John Foster
ISBN : 0192762508
Genre : Children's poetry, English
File Size : 47. 87 MB
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From the goalie with expanding hands, to the first ever football (made of stone) and the match played on the moon, this book is full of some of the most amazing, and fantastic football matches ever played. DT another book, in a popular series, from a top-selling team DT includes poems by Gareth Owen, James Kirkup and Brian Moses DT wonderfully zany illustrations by Korky Paul DT The Guardian said, of John Foster and Korky Paul's most recent collaboration, Pet Poems: "If this combination of verse and illustration doesn't make you laugh out loud, then you must have missed out on the sense of humour gene."

How Football Explains The World

Author : Alex Bellos
ISBN : 1406367249
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555 Football Facts To Wow Your Mates

Author : Les Scott
ISBN : 9781446405314
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 88. 88 MB
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Which football trophy has three handles? When was a match stopped because there was a solar eclipse? Which very famous ex-West Ham player's middle name is Chelsea? The answers to these questions and many more can be found in this funny, fascinating book. You might think you know football, but this book will turn you into the ultimate fan. Packed full of stuff on players, matches, positions and all the major competitions, it really does contain everything you could ever wish to know about your favourite sport.

The Moomin Colouring Book

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ISBN : 9781509810024
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The Moomins The World Of Moominvalley

Author : Philip Ardagh
ISBN : 1509810013
Genre :
File Size : 38. 82 MB
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A stunning gift book for Moomin fans to treasure.Step into the magical world of Moominvalley with this beautiful and unique book - a fun, fascinating, and unprecedented look at the wonderful world of the Moomins and their creator, Tove Jansson. Filled with illustrated maps and family trees, facts about Moomintroll behaviour and habits, this book contains all you could wish to know about the beloved characters from the original Moomin stories and the world in which they live. Find out all about Moomintroll's adventures, Moominmamma's handbag and Moominpappa's diary, and meet the extended Moomin family including Snork Maiden, Snufkin, Sniff, and Little My. This book also takes you behind the studio door of the uniquely talented, Tove Jansson. Featuring original Moomin drawings, colour studies and stunning character sketches as well as family photographs and Tove's childhood drawings. Written by award-winning children's author Philip Ardagh, with contributions from bestselling children's author, screenwriter and Moomin devotee, Frank Cottrell Boyce, The World of Moominvalley is a highly illustrated, beautifully designed gift book for all Moomin fans to treasure.

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