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Modern Family

Author : Writers of Modern Family,
ISBN : 1401324754
Genre : Humor
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The Hilarious New Book by the Writers of the Emmy-winning Hit Show Modern Family Every week, the families of Modern Family have something to learn. Sometimes it's a lesson about parenting. Other times, it's about surviving marriage--or getting along with the dreaded in-laws. But no matter what, the Pritchetts always find a fresh and incredibly funny way to teach us a little bit about life and love along the way. Now, America's most beloved family has finally opened up their albums and shared some of their favorite quotes, photos, and memories for us to enjoy all over again. Touching on everything from motherhood and teenagers to siblings, school, and love, Modern Family: Wit and Wisdom from America's Favorite Family features some of the funniest lines from the show, including: Claire: Look at them: A minute ago they were babies, and now they're driving, and soon we'll all be dead. Phil: I called the florist and ordered one dozen Mylar balloons. Good luck staying mad, honey. Gloria: I'm Colombian. I know a fake crime scene when I see one. Jay: She's my daughter. You're my wife. Let's remember what's important here: There's a football game on. Mitchell: It's Cameron's turn to be out in the world, interacting with grown-ups while I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer. With exclusive chapter introductions by each family member, this book will leave the show's millions of fans laughing out loud at--and falling even more in love with--the funniest family on television. Created by Steven Levitan and Christopher Lloyd, Modern Family is one of the most popular and critically acclaimed shows on television. The show's writers and actors have won multiple Emmys and Golden Globes, as well as awards from the Screen Actors Guild and Writers Guild of America. The Pritchett family has won a few trophies here and there, but Mitchell destroyed them all in a fit of jealous rage.

Awkward Family Photos

Author : Mike Bender
ISBN : 9780307592286
Genre : Humor
File Size : 22. 31 MB
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With twenty-five new photographs for the eBook edition, the New York Times bestseller is now more awkward than ever Based on the hit website, AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com (“painful, regrettable, horrifyingly awesome snaps of family bonding, you will laugh so hard that people in adjoining offices will ask what’s wrong with you”—Esquire), this full color book features never-before-seen photos and hilarious personal stories covering everything from uncomfortable moments with relatives, teen angst, sibling rivalry, and family vacations from hell. Cringe at the forced poses, bad hair, and matching outfits--all prompting us to look at our own families and celebrate the fact that we're not alone. Nothing says awkward better than an uncomfortable family photograph!

The Book Of Questions

Author : Gregory Stock
ISBN : 0606339868
Genre : Psychology
File Size : 87. 88 MB
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For use in schools and libraries only. Collects more than 200 questions designed to provoke thought about basic values and beliefs.

Signspotting

Author : Doug Lansky
ISBN : 9781741044898
Genre : Humor
File Size : 86. 84 MB
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Anyone who has spent time on the road has come across unintentionally hilarious attempts at written English, whether in signs, menus, or instruction manuals. This full-color collection of absurd and amusing signs brings these literary gems home to enjoy.

The Complete Life S Little Instruction Book

Author : H. Jackson Brown
ISBN : 9781418571290
Genre : Self-Help
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The Complete Life's Little Instruction Book contains the 1,560 entries found in all three volumes of the New York Times Bestselling Life's Little Instruction Book series. Bound in a deluxe, maroon, leather edition, this collectible hardcover makes a perfectly elegant gift for any occasion. Though originally written as a gift from a father to a son, its simple message has been enjoyed by men and women of all ages. "Most of us already know how to live a successful and purposeful life," says the author. "We know we should be understanding and thoughtful, responsible, courageous, and appreciative. It's just that we sometimes need reminding." Life's Little Instruction Book is that reminder.

The Modern Family Cookbook

Author : Modern Family
ISBN : 0848753828
Genre : Cooking
File Size : 69. 25 MB
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From the hit television phenomenon Modern Family comes an unconventional cookbook that invites you into the kitchen with the characters you know and love. Packed with more than 100 mouthwatering recipes, The Modern Family Cookbook teaches you how to make Phil's Traditional First-Day-of-School Pancakes (don't forget the whipped cream smile!), Claire's Spooky Pumpkin Cheese Ball with Crudités, Mitchell's PB & J (pear, brie, and jambon) Sandwiches, Jay's Sloppy Jay's, Gloria's Carnitas al Diablo, and other delicious dishes. From Haley's forty cupcakes to Lily's first taste of pho, and all the family dinners in between, the show's most memorable moments come to life in a recipe collection that will please fans and foodies alike. Of course, family meals aren't just about eating. The Modern Family Cookbook also features some of the Dunphy-Tucker-Pritchett clan's most hilarious moments. Find out if you're a parent or a peer-ent and what to do when house guests overstay their welcome. Discover Lily's diva tips, Manny's love poems, and Jay's childhood recipe for "the perfect mom." Ever wondered what it looks like inside Phil Dunphy's brain? Open this book to find out. Combining bright color photographs, crowdpleasing flavors, and a generous dose of humor, The Modern Family Cookbook celebrates the chaos and comedy of the kitchen table. Come for the food, stay for the fun.

You Are A Badass

Author : Jen Sincero
ISBN : 9780762447695
Genre : Self-Help
File Size : 87. 84 MB
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Offers a blunt and irreverent guide to achieving the money, relationships, career, and happiness that one desires through recognizing and doing away with self-sabotaging beliefs and behaviors.

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