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There Is A Monster Under My Bed Who Farts

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781743096680
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 76. 64 MB
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There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... The funniest picture book since THE MOLE WHO KNEW IT WAS NONE OF HIS BUSINESS! Ages: 2+ Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... From two amazing new talents comes a hilarious picture book that's guaranteed to be a runaway hit with both young and old. the funniest book since THE MOLE WHO KNEW IT WAS NONE OF HIS BUSINESS! Ages: 2+

There Is A Monster On My Holiday Who Farts

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781460705551
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 88. 26 MB
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The Fart Monster is back! And he's gone global! Get your passports ready; we're about to go around the world in 80 farts ... Ever wondered what could remove that smile from the Mona Lisa's face? What could force the Buckingham Palace guards to run for their lives? What mighty gust of wind could finally make the Leaning Tower of Pisa fall? All will be revealed in THERE IS A MONSTER ON MY HOLIDAY WHO FARTS ... Ages: 2-5

Billy And The Monster Who Loved To Fart

Author : David Chuka
ISBN : 148275651X
Genre : Humor
File Size : 90. 96 MB
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From Best selling Author David Chuka Here's what readers like you are saying about the Billy and Monster books Funny book! If you liked the first edition you'll love the second edition, very cute book! I recommend reading for kids who want to hear a quick funny story. Geryn Childress My kids loved this book. My 6 yr old son in particular thought this was hilarious. The pictures are funny as well. There is a lesson about manners as well, which I liked. My son was able to read this with only a little help, so it's a pretty easy read. WiLoveBooks "Mom, blogger, and lover of books." Billy and his Monster have an encounter with a new neighbor. Misunderstandings ensue, but things get straightened out. A great book for younger school age kids. Complete with farts and burps to delight any seven year old! Even my 11 year old Granddaughter thought it was pretty funny. Cute illustrations and a fun story. D. Moore In the first book in this epic tale, we discover that Billy loves Monster and Monster loves Billy. They play together. They have a bath together. They even go to school together. There's just one thing that threatens to spoil their friendship. Monster loves to Fart!...and everyone blames Billy for it! Will Monster make Billy the uncoolest kid at school? Will Monster cause an irreparable hole in the Ozone layer? Will Monster and Billy both learn how to behave properly in a social environment? Get your copy today and enjoy this funny book for kids (and also adults), that's not just big on laughs but also teaches a valuable lesson for social situations. Scroll up and click that button and get your copy today!

A Lonely Wayward Fart Named Steve Episode 1 Maloofed

Author : Donald Rump
ISBN : 9781533758286
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 40. 81 MB
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When Steve Skaggs realizes that his earthly body is gone and now he’s a crusty, old fart, the circumstances behind his mysterious death become clear, sending on an aloof adventure of betrayal and deceit. A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve is an ongoing serial novel. This particular volume, including the subsequent author’s note, is approximately 3,150 words. WARNING This story is about a man who dies and comes back to life as a fart. There’s sex involved—not with farts, because you can’t have sex with a fart, you dolt! Anyways, there’s a Pakistani meat stick that’s mentioned, boobs that seem to defy the laws of the galaxy, and plenty of cruel and unusual things that happen to everyone’s favorite fart, Steve. Even if you are some perverted old fool, don’t read it to your kids. You don’t want to have to explain where our arch villainess’ mouth has been. And don’t say that I didn’t warn you!

Fart Proudly

Author : Benjamin Franklin
ISBN : 1583940790
Genre : Humor
File Size : 33. 84 MB
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A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are "The Letter to a Royal Academy"; "On Choosing a Mistress"; "Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable"; and other jibes. Franklin's irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.

The Pirate Who Had To Pee

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781460701805
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 90. 73 MB
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From the bestselling authors of There Is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts Pirate Jack had to pee As he sailed across the ocean... the toilet's broken onboard Captain Bones' ship and Pirate Jack needs to pee! It's a race back to town across a vast amount of water. With the constant splashing, dripping and swirling, will Jack be able to hold on? Ages: 2-5

Good Families Don T

Author : Robert N. Munsch
ISBN : 9780385252676
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 30. 91 MB
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Good Families Don't is Munsch's funniest book yet, about a risqué subject that is guaranteed to have children--and adults--rolling in the aisles. When Carmen tries to tell her parents that there is a big fart lying on her bed, they don't believe her. "Good families like ours," they tell her, "do not have farts." But when they go upstairs to see, the fart attacks them--as it does the similarly disbelieving police when they arrive. Carmen is left to deal with the situation on her own, which she does with the help of a rose.

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