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My Robot Farts Epub

Author : Dingleberry Small
ISBN : 9781536577372
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 58. 86 MB
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Daniel D. Drek has a problem. His new toy robot won’t stop farting, and even worse, he’s the one getting blamed. Can Danny boy put a cork in his robot’s farting habit once and for all, or will his parents ground him for all eternity? Intended for children 9-12. WARNING: This book is full of farts!

A Lonely Wayward Fart Named Steve Episode 1 Maloofed

Author : Donald Rump
ISBN : 9781533758286
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 67. 23 MB
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When Steve Skaggs realizes that his earthly body is gone and now he’s a crusty, old fart, the circumstances behind his mysterious death become clear, sending on an aloof adventure of betrayal and deceit. A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve is an ongoing serial novel. This particular volume, including the subsequent author’s note, is approximately 3,150 words. WARNING This story is about a man who dies and comes back to life as a fart. There’s sex involved—not with farts, because you can’t have sex with a fart, you dolt! Anyways, there’s a Pakistani meat stick that’s mentioned, boobs that seem to defy the laws of the galaxy, and plenty of cruel and unusual things that happen to everyone’s favorite fart, Steve. Even if you are some perverted old fool, don’t read it to your kids. You don’t want to have to explain where our arch villainess’ mouth has been. And don’t say that I didn’t warn you!

There Is A Monster On My Holiday Who Farts

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781460705551
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 72. 31 MB
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The Fart Monster is back! And he's gone global! Get your passports ready; we're about to go around the world in 80 farts ... Ever wondered what could remove that smile from the Mona Lisa's face? What could force the Buckingham Palace guards to run for their lives? What mighty gust of wind could finally make the Leaning Tower of Pisa fall? All will be revealed in THERE IS A MONSTER ON MY HOLIDAY WHO FARTS ... Ages: 2-5

There Is A Monster Under My Bed Who Farts

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781743096680
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 24. 39 MB
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There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... The funniest picture book since THE MOLE WHO KNEW IT WAS NONE OF HIS BUSINESS! Ages: 2+ Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... From two amazing new talents comes a hilarious picture book that's guaranteed to be a runaway hit with both young and old. the funniest book since THE MOLE WHO KNEW IT WAS NONE OF HIS BUSINESS! Ages: 2+

There Is A Monster Under My Christmas Tree Who Farts

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781460701812
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 67. 75 MB
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The sequel to the hilarious THERE IS A MONSTER UNDER MY BED WHO FARTS. How much trouble can one little monster cause at Christmas time? From the cheeky duo who brought you THERE IS A MONSTER UNDER MY BED WHO FARTS and THE PIRATE WHO HAD TO PEE comes a book that is perfect for naughty boys this Christmas. The Fart Monster is back and he's tootier than ever! It's Christmas, and Fart Monster is up to his old stinky tricks ... Will the boy get the blame this time? Or will he be able to convince Santa to keep him off the naughty list? Ages: 3+

Smoothie

Author : Claudine Toutoungi
ISBN : 9781784104139
Genre : Poetry
File Size : 26. 88 MB
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Smoothie is Claudine Toutoungi’s debut collection of poems. It takes a tender, exuberant and deliciously dark look at our desire to be heard, whatever the cost; a desire that can be treacherous, comical and sometimes – often enough to fend off despair – fulfilled. Smoothie plots the wayward wanderings of a beguiling cast of misfits – hotel eavesdroppers, city interlopers, lone wolves, phantom bird-watchers, disaffected language robots and triumphant piano-swallowers – as they try to express themselves. The poems are candid without being confessional: the poet’s ‘I’ encompasses the reader. Language’s smooth surface bubbles up as Toutoungi’s characters reveal their peculiarly twenty-first-century disorientations, riffing off loneliness, authenticity and heartbreak as they go.

Vom Kleinen Maulwurf Der Wissen Wollte Wer Ihm Auf Den Kopf Gemacht Hat

Author : Werner Holzwarth
ISBN : 9783779505105
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 47. 83 MB
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Die Geschichte "Vom kleinen Maulwurf, der wissen wollte, wer ihm auf den Kopf gemacht hat", erschienen 1989 und in 39 Sprachen übersetzt, gehört zu den Klassikern unter den Bilderbüchern. Noch immer löst der Maulwurf dieselbe Begeisterung bei kleinen und großen Lesern aus. Ein Bilderbuch zu einem Thema, über das Erwachsene nicht gerne reden, das Kinder aber SEHR interessiert!

My Monster Boris To The Rescue

Author : Kaz Campbell
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Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 78. 19 MB
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This is an ideal first short chapter book for girls and boys aged from 5 to 9. It is funny and shows that the good guys win in the end. Your child will love this story.

Fart Monster And Me The Crash Landing

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781460709146
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 21. 48 MB
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The chapter books your reluctant reader will actually want to read! From the bestselling creators of There Is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts comes The Fart Monster and Me, a funny new series for beginner readers. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Are those clouds shaped like bottoms?! Nothing exciting has ever happened in BenDugan's backyard. That is, until something crash-lands from the biggest andsmelliest storm cloud in the sky! In one split second, Ben's life changesforever ... FART MONSTER AND ME is the hilarious newseries from bestselling duo Tim Miller and Matt Stanton - sure to get kids laughing... and reading! Ages 5-7

Mi Robot Se Tira Pedos

Author : Dingleberry Small
ISBN : 9781524295509
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 57. 99 MB
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Daniel D. Drek tiene un problema. Su nuevo robot de juguete no deja de tirarse pedos, y lo que es aun peor, todos le echan la culpa a él. ¿Podra Danny ponerle un corcho al hábito pedorrero de su robot de una vez por todas, o sus padres lo dejarán castigado por toda la eternidad? Para chicos de 9 a 12. CUIDADO: ¡Este libro está lleno de pedos!

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