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My Robot Farts Epub

Author : Dingleberry Small
ISBN : 9781536577372
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Daniel D. Drek has a problem. His new toy robot won’t stop farting, and even worse, he’s the one getting blamed. Can Danny boy put a cork in his robot’s farting habit once and for all, or will his parents ground him for all eternity? Intended for children 9-12. WARNING: This book is full of farts!

A Lonely Wayward Fart Named Steve Episode 1 Maloofed

Author : Donald Rump
ISBN : 9781533758286
Genre : Fiction
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When Steve Skaggs realizes that his earthly body is gone and now he’s a crusty, old fart, the circumstances behind his mysterious death become clear, sending on an aloof adventure of betrayal and deceit. A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve is an ongoing serial novel. This particular volume, including the subsequent author’s note, is approximately 3,150 words. WARNING This story is about a man who dies and comes back to life as a fart. There’s sex involved—not with farts, because you can’t have sex with a fart, you dolt! Anyways, there’s a Pakistani meat stick that’s mentioned, boobs that seem to defy the laws of the galaxy, and plenty of cruel and unusual things that happen to everyone’s favorite fart, Steve. Even if you are some perverted old fool, don’t read it to your kids. You don’t want to have to explain where our arch villainess’ mouth has been. And don’t say that I didn’t warn you!

The Complete Book Of Farts

Author : Alec Bromcie
ISBN : 9781101547571
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!

There Is A Monster On My Holiday Who Farts

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781460705551
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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The Fart Monster is back! And he's gone global! Get your passports ready; we're about to go around the world in 80 farts ... Ever wondered what could remove that smile from the Mona Lisa's face? What could force the Buckingham Palace guards to run for their lives? What mighty gust of wind could finally make the Leaning Tower of Pisa fall? All will be revealed in THERE IS A MONSTER ON MY HOLIDAY WHO FARTS ... Ages: 2-5

There Is A Monster Under My Christmas Tree Who Farts

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 0733332951
Genre : Children's stories
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The sequel to the hilarious There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts. How much trouble can one little monster cause at Christmas time? Ages: 4-8 From the cheeky duo who brought you There Is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts and The Pirate Who Had To Pee comes a brand-new picture book - perfect for naughty boys this Christmas. The Fart Monster is back and he's tootier than ever! It's Christmas, and Fart Monster is up to his old stinky tricks ... Will the boy get the blame this time? Or will he be able to convince Santa to keep him off the naughty list?

There Is A Monster Under My Bed Who Farts

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781743096680
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... The funniest picture book since THE MOLE WHO KNEW IT WAS NONE OF HIS BUSINESS! Ages: 2+ Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... From two amazing new talents comes a hilarious picture book that's guaranteed to be a runaway hit with both young and old. the funniest book since THE MOLE WHO KNEW IT WAS NONE OF HIS BUSINESS! Ages: 2+

Hilarious Books For Teens Fart Monster Funny Jokes

Author : El Ninjo
ISBN : 9781635018431
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (this is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Go ahead...purchase "FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger!" right now...

There Is A Monster Under My Bed Who Farts Box Set With Farting Plush

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 0733335535
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The bestselling picture book, now with farting plush! Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause ... Everyone's favourite Fart Monster is back in this brilliant gift edition, a boxed set containing a mini hardback picture book and a farting plush toy! Ages: 3+

Fart Book Fart Monster Bean Fart Jokes Stories

Author : El Ninjo
ISBN : 9781635018554
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Let me introduce myself: "I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur, you are going to love these bottom burping fart disasters! I am going to demonstrate how I take advantage of each single sports adventure in Volume 2." He uses his powerful bean blowing air push and wins every challenging sports activity like this: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound (This is a brand new and never before released story) and more bean blowing stories... In Volume 3, El Ninjo is demonstrating how he takes advantage of each dog farts adventure in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous jungle animals. These hilarious short stories are teaching your kids the smart way! He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" See you inside where you and your kids will laugh off your pants with these hilarious pant ripping stories...

There Is A Monster Under My Bed Who Farts Big Book

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 0733338267
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There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... The funniest picture book since THE MOLE WHO KNEW IT WAS NONE OF HIS BUSINESS - now in a 'Big Book' format! Ages: 2+ Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... From two amazing new talents comes a hilarious picture book that's guaranteed to be a runaway hit with both young and old. the funniest book since tHE MOLE WHO KNEW It WAS NONE OF HIS BUSINESS! Ages: 2+

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