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Sick And Twisted

Author : Oliver Gaspirtz
Genre : Fiction
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Sick and Twisted is a collection of funny cartoons and award-winning comics by Oliver Gaspirtz. Over the past 20 years, his cartoons have been published in many newspapers and magazines across the US, including the National Enquirer, Saturday Evening Post, SUN, Medical Post, Physician, Funny Times, American Police Beat, as well as in magazines in Germany and England. During the 1990s, Deike Press, Germany's largest syndicate, distributed his cartoons to hundreds of German newspapers while King Features syndicate distributed them in the US as part of The New Breed comic strip. Cartoons by Gaspirtz have appeared in over 20 books, such as Chickensoup For The Country Soul. Since 2000, Gaspirtz has been publishing his work on the Internet. His cartoons have been on display in several museums, including the Museum of Modern Art in Tehran, Iran and the Cartoon Art Museum in Boca Raton. His colorful artwork looks harmless and family friendly, and is reminiscent of early Disney cartoons. But his uncensored dark humor reminds of Gary Larson's single panel gag cartoons The Far Side.

Funny Minecraft Memes

Author : Jess Franken
Genre : Humor
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Do you like to play Minecraft? Do you enjoy the Minecraft Diary series? Then you'll love this collection of Minecraft memes and jokes!

Embarrassing True Stories

Author : Oliver Gaspirtz
ISBN : 9780692208144
Genre : Humor
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Have you ever had one of those moments, when something so horribly awkward and embarrassing happens, you just want to crawl in a hole and die? Well, you’re not alone. This book is full of those moments. And as terrible as they may be when they happen to you, they’re pretty funny when they happen to someone else. “A very entertaining little book. Makes a great travel companion or bathroom reader.” “A delightful guilty pleasure.” “These stories of utter embarrassment have universal appeal, because we have all been in one or more of these situations at one point or another in our lives.” “The human experience, sliced and diced into microscopic short stories and cartoons that will make you laugh out loud.” “Why do we like to laugh at other people’s misfortune? Who knows? But Germans even have a word for it: Schadenfreude.” Adult Humor Free Books

Famous Quotes About Sex

Author : Ron Grisham
Genre : Humor
File Size : 61. 29 MB
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Funny, inspiring and thought-provoking celebrity quotes about sex, love, life, humor, marriage and relationships, and how we are all connected. “We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.” -Marilyn Monroe “Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.” -Butch Hancock “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.” -Woody Allen “Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.” -Hugh Hefner “Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.” -Billy Crystal “It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, ‘Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.’ Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off.” -George Carlin “Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.” -Steve Martin “If I’m not interested in a woman, I’m straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, ‘I can’t do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!” -Vince Vaughn “I like threesomes with two women, not because I’m a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I’m a romantic. I’m looking for “The One.” And I’ll find her more quickly if I audition two ata time.” -Russell Brand

Marijuana New School

Author : Jeff Mowta
ISBN : 1931160422
Genre : Gardening
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Step-by-step instructions for building and maintaining affordable indoor hydroponics and soil marijuana systems using expert techniques. Includes walk-through information on how to build 20 different systems on a realistic budget and maintain them throughout the growing cycle. With more than 600 illustrations and photographs and coverage of starter room setup, cloning, indoor designs, maintenance, harvesting, storage, troubleshooting, breeding and composting, this is the only indoor grow guide a breeder will ever need.

Secrets Of An Irresistible Woman

Author : Michelle McKinney Hammond
ISBN : 9780736936491
Genre : Religion
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""Secrets of an Irresistible Woman" is required reading for any woman who wants to know how to capture a man's heart for keeps--and enjoy a full life in the meantime...." "Today's Christian Woman" Now with a brand-new cover, "Secrets of an Irresistible Woman" (more than 185,000 copies sold) can reach even more women with its time-tested strategies for living full, complete lives and becoming more captivating. Michelle McKinney Hammond calls on Scripture, her own experiences, and the wisdom of others to help every reader become the woman God created her to be--beautiful, gracious, loving, and desirable. Women will discover... what true love really looks like ways to enhance their natural beauty and strengthen weak areas what to look for and what to avoid when dating Includes an insightful study guide readers can use to better understand themselves and how they relate to God and others.

The Sea Rover S Practice

Author : Benerson Little
ISBN : 9781574889109
Genre : History
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