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You Had One Job

Author : Beverly L. Jenkins
ISBN : 9781449480691
Genre : Humor
File Size : 55. 19 MB
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If someone hangs a stop sign upside down or paints crooked lines on a highway, count on someone else to snap a photo and post it online. You Had One Job! is a collection of hilarious pictures features job-related disasters and general ineptitudes. All of these new, never-before-seen images will be accompanied by witty captions.

The Quotable A Hole

Author : Eric Grzymkowski
ISBN : 9781440529078
Genre : Reference
File Size : 20. 81 MB
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Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including: "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool. So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.

Someecards Office Mad Libs

Author : Jay Perrone
ISBN : 9780843182668
Genre : Games & Activities
File Size : 35. 45 MB
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Our newest Someecards Mad Libs features 21 brand-new stories all about office life! Story topics include: who keeps stealing food from the communal fridge?; what happens at the holiday party stays at the holiday party; she wore that to work?!, and much much more. Our book is 48 fun-filled pages for only $4.99, so pick one up for all your coworkers!

Have A Little Pun

Author : Frida Clements
ISBN : 9781452153674
Genre : Humor
File Size : 39. 9 MB
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Artist Frida Clements playfully combines colorfully detailed flora and fauna drawings with funny hand-lettered wordplay in this collection of beautifully illustrated puns. Honey, bee yourself! Gopher it. Don't be koi. Like puns? That's coo, says the pigeon. Hate puns? Birch, please. Bringing a giggle (and sometimes a groan) with each inspired page, this clever ebook makes a lovely and lighthearted gift for fans of witty humor and illustration. Having a bad hare day? Feeling a little antsy? What the hail, just dill with it, and for fox sake, have a little pun.

Dog Shaming

Author : Pascale Lemire
ISBN : 9780385349345
Genre : Humor
File Size : 39. 10 MB
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Based on the web phenomenon Dogshaming and containing photos that are all-new and exclusive to the book, this hilarious album showcases adorable snapshots of shamed pups confessing their biggest - and grossest - sins.

Hot Guys And Baby Animals

Author : Audrey Khuner
ISBN : 9781449407902
Genre : Humor
File Size : 79. 79 MB
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Published to benefit the SPCA, a lighthearted treasury by the creators of the Hot Guys and Baby Animals Wall Calendar features photographs of attractive, often shirtless male models with adorable baby animals and is complemented by tongue-in-cheek captions about their likes and dislikes.

Teachers

Author : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN : 9780740772382
Genre : Education
File Size : 30. 28 MB
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Offers a collection of anecdotes, quotations, and jokes about the day-to-day life of teachers.

Awkward Family Photos

Author : Mike Bender
ISBN : 9780307592286
Genre : Humor
File Size : 45. 37 MB
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With twenty-five new photographs for the eBook edition, the New York Times bestseller is now more awkward than ever Based on the hit website, AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com (“painful, regrettable, horrifyingly awesome snaps of family bonding, you will laugh so hard that people in adjoining offices will ask what’s wrong with you”—Esquire), this full color book features never-before-seen photos and hilarious personal stories covering everything from uncomfortable moments with relatives, teen angst, sibling rivalry, and family vacations from hell. Cringe at the forced poses, bad hair, and matching outfits--all prompting us to look at our own families and celebrate the fact that we're not alone. Nothing says awkward better than an uncomfortable family photograph!

The Big Fat Activity Book For Pregnant People

Author : Jordan Reid
ISBN : 9780735213685
Genre :
File Size : 49. 31 MB
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"Funny as hell."--Amy Morrison, founder of Pregnant Chicken The ultimate must-have for any mom-to-be with a sense of humor: an irreverent, laugh-out-loud activity book filled with quizzes, mazes, fill-in-the-blanks, journaling pages, and hysterical musings on what pregnancy is really like. Baby shower gifts don't get more perfect than this. · Word finds: Sorry, Nope (all the stuff you're not allowed to have anymore); Bad Baby Names (Murl, anyone?) · Mazes: Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up · Lists: How to Register Without Crying; Things Every OB on the Planet Has Been Asked by Newly Pregnant Women · Journaling: Yoga Teachers (Also Your Mom Friends, Your Parents, People on Facebook, All Articles, and Everyone You Meet) Want to Tell You How to Give Birth, But You Don't Have to Listen · Quizzes: Which $1500 Stroller is Different? "Comfort, solidarity, entertainment, and maybe even total life enlightenment."--Lauren Smith Brody, founder of The Fifth Trimester

A Mindful Day

Author : David Dillard-Wright
ISBN : 9781507202661
Genre : Body, Mind & Spirit
File Size : 31. 54 MB
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Take a moment each day to find peace. With the stress you encounter during work, family life, and day-to-day tasks, it can be hard to find a moment to yourself to unwind. Yet with just a few minutes a day of meditation, you can improve your physical, emotional, and mental well-being. A Mindful Day provides you with the tools you need to enjoy a peaceful moment each day. With 365 inspiring quotes and short, easy mindfulness exercises, you'll learn how to tackle your day with a clear head and positive energy. These simple moments of awareness, healing postures, and meditations will inspire peace and leave you open to all the joys each day can offer.

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