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Sorry I Pooped In Your Shoe And Other Heartwarming Letters From Doggie

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN : 9781449413996
Genre : Pets
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Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog--and human--nature.

Sorry I Pooped In Your Shoe

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN : 9781449407896
Genre : Humor
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Offering doggie logic and practical puppy-to-person advice, this charming book will have dog lovers rolling on the floor laughing with their pets, while learning what those wagging tails and puppy dog eyes are really saying. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums, and lovingly reveals that, when it comes to understanding man's best friend, man could learn some new tricks of his own. "You clearly aren't aware of how delightful it is to sleep in another doggie's funk, or you'd let me on the bed with you every night." "You said, 'Not on the Couch.' That's why I'm on the recliner." "I apologise for being caught stealing your bacon, and I promise not to get caught in the future." "Since you don't walk me anymore, I didn't think you'd mind if I pooped in your shoe."

Sorry I Barfed On Your Bed

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN : 9781449427047
Genre : Humor
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Provides a humorous collection of letters from cats providing excuses and suggestions for their human companions.

I Could Chew On This

Author : Francesco Marciuliano
ISBN : 9781452131801
Genre : Humor
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A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.

Throw The Damn Ball

Author : R. D. Rosen
ISBN : 9780698141223
Genre : Humor
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A hilarious collection of poetry by dogs- perfect for lovers of literature and pups alike “Dogs seldom make passes At dogs passing gasses.” Are these the words of Dorothy Parker? Ogden Nash? Nope, the author is Sparky from Milton, Pennsylvania. Sparky, Snowy, Tucker, Louie, these canine laureates have written a volume of poetry displaying the brilliance and wit we've always suspected our dogs were hiding from us. They also, it turns out, revere the human geniuses who came before them, as you’ll see with “There Is No Frigate Like A Pavement” - an homage to Emily Dickinson - and “Do Not Go Gentle.” Yes, Dylan Thomas would love it.

Texts From Dog

Author : October Jones
ISBN : 9780544080065
Genre : Humor
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He’s a dog with a phone . . . My dog sends me texts. Yeah. It’s weird. When October Jones figured out he could send text messages to himself on his mobile phone, he naturally decided that the best use of this discovery was to send passive-aggressive messages to himself under the guise of his bulldog. And so the exasperating, slightly delusional, and utterly endearing Dog and his alter-ego, BatDog, were born. Texts from Dog features Dog’s attempts to keep the neighborhood safe from the likes of Mr. Postman and his arch-nemesis Cat-Cat—he has managed to only smash three TVs and a patio door in the process. And in between crime fighting sprees and run-ins with the squirrel mafia, there are romantic interludes with pillows, fetch sessions gone terribly awry, and the abusive banter only a bromance between man and his text-savvy dog can spawn. For those of us who have ever had a conversation with a pet in our heads, Texts from Dog will make you laugh out loud and perhaps even make you think twice about leaving your pet home alone for the day.

Sorry I Humped Your Leg

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN : 9781449487423
Genre : Humor
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The bestselling author who brought you Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Sorry I Slept on Your Face presents a new collection of hilarious letters from over-enthusiastic, manners-challenged dogs paired with painfully cute photographs. Gronk apologizes for his passion, but he honestly thought humping your leg would bring you closer. Ladybug just wants to help you with your nature photography, so she selflessly alerts you to any nearby skunks. Truman was just trying to help you save face when he licked the carving board at Thanksgiving—the embarrassment of a leaky turkey would surely bring you nothing but shame for years. He does taste the tarragon. Sorry I Humped Your Leg contains letters from well-meaning pooches who go above and beyond for you. From escaping every enclosure you can dream up in order to spend more time together to helpfully licking the toilet bowl clean, these pups aim to please.

Bad Dog

Author : R. D. Rosen
ISBN : 0761139834
Genre : Humor
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Presents photographs of dogs in various settings and costumes, along with quotations describing the intentions and attitudes of the canine subjects.

Sorry I Slept On Your Face

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN : 9781449484439
Genre : Pets
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What does it mean when your cat bites your toes as hard as she can? When she suffocates you with her body, is she just getting comfortable or is she trying to tell you she needs more space? In Sorry I Slept on Your Face, cats, in all their superiority, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, funny, sweet photographs. This book will make you laugh and make you ponder your relationship with your own cat.

Dog Shaming

Author : Susan McMullan
ISBN : 9781845027742
Genre : Humor
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Our beloved pooches bring us a world of happiness. They love us unconditionally, they never judge and they're there for us through good times and bad. But they also chew the sofa, rip up your car seats, bark incessantly when there's nothing there, steal food, dig up your garden and generally cause mayhem. Now, in Dog Shaming, they own up to the world with some hilarious confessions revealing just why they're in the doghouse. And they remind us why dogs are the most wonderful, and sometimes the most infuriating, companions!

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