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Texts From Dog

Author : October Jones
ISBN : 9780544080065
Genre : Humor
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My dog sends me texts. Yeah. It’s weird. When October Jones figured out he could send text messages to himself on his mobile phone, he naturally decided that the best use of this discovery was to send passive-aggressive messages to himself under the guise of his bulldog. And so the exasperating, slightly delusional, and utterly endearing Dog and his alter-ego BatDog were born. Texts from Dog features Dog’s attempts to keep the neighborhood safe from the likes of Mr. Postman and his arch-nemesis Cat-Cat—he has managed to only smash three TVs and a patio door in the process. And in between crime fighting sprees and run-ins with the squirrel mafia, there are romantic interludes with pillows, fetch sessions gone terribly awry, and the abusive banter only a bromance between man and his text-savvy dog can spawn. For those of us who have ever had a conversation with a pet in our heads, Texts from Dog will make you laugh out loud and perhaps even make you think twice about leaving your pet home alone for the day.

Texts From Dog

Author : October Jones
ISBN : 9780544077744
Genre : Humor
File Size : 46. 3 MB
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Presents a humorous collection of texts between man and dog.

Texts From Dog The Dog Delusion

Author : October Jones
ISBN : 9781472211354
Genre : Humor
File Size : 56. 67 MB
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Dog is back - the Bark Knight has risen. Unfortunately for weary owner October Jones (but luckily for us), that means there is a brand new selection of the funniest, most bizarre texts from his insane canine companion. There is also the welcome return of Batdog and CatCat (half cat, half cat), and a new 'friend' in Benedict, the creepiest pug in the world.

Dog Shaming

Author : Pascale Lemire
ISBN : 0753555158
Genre : Humor
File Size : 39. 85 MB
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Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Based on the runaway web phenomenon, Dog Shaming features hilarious and adorable photos of petulant pups accompanied by notes detailing their misdeeds: waking sleeping babies, eating vomit, chasing postmen, unplugging alarm clocks, peeing on stuff, etc. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.

Signspotting

Author : Doug Lansky
ISBN : 9781741044898
Genre : Humor
File Size : 67. 11 MB
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Anyone who has spent time on the road has come across unintentionally hilarious attempts at written English, whether in signs, menus, or instruction manuals. This full-color collection of absurd and amusing signs brings these literary gems home to enjoy.

Sorry I Pooped In Your Shoe

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN : 9781449407896
Genre : Humor
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Offering doggie logic and practical puppy-to-person advice, this charming book will have dog lovers rolling on the floor laughing with their pets, while learning what those wagging tails and puppy dog eyes are really saying. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums, and lovingly reveals that, when it comes to understanding man's best friend, man could learn some new tricks of his own. "You clearly aren't aware of how delightful it is to sleep in another doggie's funk, or you'd let me on the bed with you every night." "You said, 'Not on the Couch.' That's why I'm on the recliner." "I apologise for being caught stealing your bacon, and I promise not to get caught in the future." "Since you don't walk me anymore, I didn't think you'd mind if I pooped in your shoe."

Animals Talking In All Caps

Author : Justin Valmassoi
ISBN : 9780385347648
Genre : Humor
File Size : 28. 35 MB
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Based on the highly popular blog of the same name, this hilarious collection partners photos of animals with caps-locked text captions, including a monkey who loves your new shoes, a starfish with a really bad hangover and a French bulldog confronted by a tennis ball's ghost. Original.

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