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Ninja Farts

Author : J. B. O'Neil
ISBN : 9781510724372
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 29. 94 MB
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Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!

Ninja Farts

Author : J. B. O'Neil
ISBN : 1484905849
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 57. 5 MB
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Silent but deadly...just as a Fart Ninja should be! Milo Snotrocket was just an ordinary, fart-loving boy, until he got wind of the school bully, Bobby Buttzcratcher's, evil scheme: to use deadly stinky farts, for evil! Now Milo must become the Fart Ninja to stop bad Buttzscratcher. The laughs come as fast as ninja stars as Milo... -swallows up bad kids with a powerful fart dragon! -braves the deadly Flatulator! -flies on his magic fart cloud, dropping stink bombs galore! AND MORE From #1 Bestselling Children's Book Author J.B. O'Neil comes: Ninja Farts. Here's what people have to say: "Okay! I gotta tell you. I have two grandsons -- one is 11 and the other is 6. Both are going to absolutely go bonkers over this book. Heck, I think even the girls will get a kick out of it." "The most hilarious book in the whole world...I gave it a five star rating because of the writer's sense of humor. It could make me laugh till the cows come home." "I know my kids will love this, and the audio effects would make it that much more fun for them." Your copy of "Ninja Farts" also includes a FREE audiobook edition: look inside for more information.

Dog Farts

Author : Herbert Kavet
ISBN : 0880324384
Genre : Humor
File Size : 86. 80 MB
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Fart Wars

Author : J. B. O'Neil
ISBN : 1484983696
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 65. 16 MB
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FREE Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of THIS BOOK with your purchase of "Fart Wars: May the Farts Be With You". You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (complete with disgusting sound effects!). That's twice the farting fun! - From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'Neil OK: ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode of The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket...aka, the Fart Books! Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"

Santa Farts

Author : J. B. O'Neil
ISBN : 1494242168
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 79. 16 MB
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LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Get This Audiobook For FREE! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Santa Farts." You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. That's twice the farting fun! Here's what readers are saying about the #1 Bestselling Fart Book series: * "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil!" Lisa D. * "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. " Tom Foster * "This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" Rob Rodenparke HO Ho ho...MERRY FARTMAS! It's been a crazy holiday for Milo Snotrocket, the funniest farting boy in the world! On Christmas eve, Milo actually sees Santa Claus outside his window...and then things go terribly, horribly wrong. We can't spill all the baked beans here, but you'll laugh as you discover: * How big old Santa really manages to squeeze down those tight chimneys * What lets Santa's reindeer fly through the air * How farts are used to power Santa's workshop * Mrs. Claus' favorite Christmas-eve dinner (make it with your family, if you dare!) * The true meaning of Christmas (hint: it's farts). This holiday spectacular contains 19 goofy illustrations and a blizzard of side-spitting fart jokes. You and your kids will laugh your stinky stockings off! So click the yellow button at the top of the page to start reading "Santa Farts" right now... ...and download a FREE audiobook as a special stocking stuffer. Enjoy!

The Booger Book

Author : J. B. O'neil
ISBN : 1484983556
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 45. 31 MB
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FREE "Ninja Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobookversion of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Ninja Farts - Silent ButDeadly" with your purchase of "The Booger Book". You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of this #1 Bestselling Book. That's twice the farting fun! The #1 Amazon Bestseller! That's right, we're talking boogers! And whether you like to Pick 'em..Lick 'em...Roll 'em...or Flick 'em... you (and your child) will be in booger heaven with this book! Follow the adventures of Milo Snot-Rocket to discover why: You should NEVER wipe your boogers under your desk at school... What happens when you stick nose-candy on the principal's doorknob... Cramming them into the end of your sister's flute can be truly horrible... Sticky ones are surprisingly useless for hanging art projects on the fridge... Spaghetti with booger-balls should be your new favorite dinner... "This book is a HOOT!" Discover all of these yucky booger facts and so much more in this hilarious new book for kids of all ages. The Booger Book: Pick it, Lick it, Roll it, Flick it! delivers the goods and will have your kids rolling on the floor with good old-fashioned booger fun. Featuring over 2 dozen awesome illustrations and pages and pages of gross-out humor...your kids will love this one! Kids of all ages are laughing out loud at the "The Booger Book"...here's what some readers are saying: "I downloaded this book to read with my 6 years old daughter. I started reading but had to ask my hubby to continue reading with her. It is so well written that I could picture everything in it! Both dad and daughter had quality times reading through the chapters and had lots of loud laughs. I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil!" "My 9-year-old son & I read this together and he laughed and laughed." "Highly recommend!...No more dilemmas in what to buy for future presents for him or my friends children - would definitely buy more from this author in this series- so please write some more!"

Pranklopedia

Author : Julie Winterbottom
ISBN : 9780761167563
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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Collects practical jokes of different difficulties, from sabotaging a victim's drink to short-sheeting a bed to fake lottery cards.

Caveman Farts

Author : J. B. O'Neil
ISBN : 1484926226
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 37. 62 MB
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FREE Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE bonus MP3 audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's "Caveman Farts - The Story of the First Stinky Farts" with your purchase of this book. You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (over 20 minutes long...complete with disgusting sound effects!). That's twice the farting fun -- Grab the book and get this bonus audiobook FREE while it's still available! From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'Neil! Ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode to the #1 Best-Selling "Fart Book" series. Milo Snotrocket's back...in time, that is! A class-time nap turns into a prehistoric party as Milo witnesses the world's first human fart, as delivered by the young caveboy Zug. When a nearby tribe starts making trouble for Zug and his people, it's up to the young boy and his butt-trumpet to save the day! Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"

Mini Weapons Of Mass Destruction

Author : John Austin
ISBN : 9781781575208
Genre : Crafts & Hobbies
File Size : 27. 45 MB
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We've come a long way from the Peashooter Era: with the advent of modern household products and office supplies - foldback clips, clothespins, rubber bands, ballpoint pens, toothpicks, paper clips and plastic utensils - the everyday junk drawer can hold all the materials needed to create pocket-sized weaponry. Whether you're slowing dying of boredom in a stuffy office, plotting revenge on your older siblings or simply looking for a wonderful way to kill some time, this book is for you. Toy designer John Austin provides detailed, step-by-step instructions for each project, including materials and ammo lists, clear pictures, and construction tips, for mayhem-loving MacGyvers. The 35 devices include catapults, slingshots, darts, crossbows, and combustion shooters. Build a tiny trebuchet from paper clips and a D-cell battery. Wrap a penny in a string of paper caps to create a surprisingly impressive "bomb." Several of the projects even include variations where combatants mount laser pointer sights to their shooters to increase their accuracy. The instructions are simple so that anyone can make these wacky innovations in minutes whilst also learning about mechanics and physics in a fun, hands-on way.

99 Facts About Farts

Author : J. N. Storm
ISBN : 1519246676
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99 amazing, fascinating and hilarious facts about farts! Free Quiz Book included. We all do it! It's a fact. And there are so many more facts about farting you probably don't know. Here's the book that will astonish, amaze and not at least give you a good laugh! This book covers (almost) everything! From how many farts it would take to send a space shuttle into orbit, you will learn about the most notorious farters of all (no, it's not your brother) and the first Disney figure to fart, to record holders and occupational farters. The facts are organised in easy to find chapters. 99 Facts About Farts is an easy to read astonishing book of facts for all ages. Explore this fun and smelly gas we all produce. You will not regret it! FREE: "The Ultimate Quiz Book About Farts" ebook Inside! That's right... For a limited time you can download for FREE the ebook version for Kindle of J.N. Storm's new "The Ultimate Quiz Book About Farts" with your purchase of "99 Facts About Farts." Are you, your kids, you whole family up for the challenge? You will be laughing out loud of all suggestions - and answers - to this fun quiz book. That's twice the farting fun!

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