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Tough Sh T

Author : Kevin Smith
ISBN : 9781101554241
Genre : Humor
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That Kevin Smith? The guy who did “Clerks” a million years ago? Didn’t they bounce his fat ass off a plane once? What could you possibly learn from the director of “Cop Out”? How about this: he changed filmmaking forever when he was twenty-three, and since then, he’s done whatever the hell he wants. He makes movies, writes comics, owns a store, and now he’s built a podcasting empire with his friends and family, including a wife who’s way out of his league. So here’s some tough shit: Kevin Smith has cracked the code. Or, he’s just cracked. Tough Sh*t is the dirty business that Kevin has been digesting for 41 years and now, he’s ready to put it in your hands. Smear this shit all over yourself, because this is your blueprint (or brownprint) for success. Kev takes you through some big moments in his life to help you live your days in as Gretzky a fashion as you can: going where the puck is gonna be. Read all about how a zero like Smith managed to make ten movies with no discernible talent, and how when he had everything he thought he’d ever want, he decided to blow up his own career. Along the way, Kev shares stories about folks who inspired him (like George Carlin), folks who befuddled him (like Bruce Willis), and folks who let him jerk off onto their legs (like his beloved wife, Jen). So make this your daily reader. Hell, read it on the toilet if you want. Just make sure you grab the bowl and push, because you’re about to take one Tough Sh*t.

Tough Sh T Deluxe

Author : Kevin Smith
ISBN : 9781101579268
Genre : Humor
File Size : 76. 22 MB
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Kevin Smith is full of sh*t, and in this Deluxe eBook he introduces each chapter with a sh*tastic video—that’s over 25 minutes of bonus sh*t talking!That Kevin Smith? The guy who did Clerks a million years ago? Didn’t they bounce his fat ass off a plane once? What could you possibly learn from the director of Cop Out? How about this: he changed film making forever when he was twenty-three, and since then, he’s done whatever the hell he wants. He makes movies, writes comics, owns a store, and now he’s built a podcasting empire with his friends and family, including a wife who’s way out of his league. So here’s some tough sh*t: Kevin Smith has cracked the code. Or, he’s just cracked. Tough Sh*t is the dirty business that Kevin has been digesting for 41 years and now, he’s ready to put it in your hands. Smear this sh*t all over yourself, because this is your blueprint (or brownprint) for success. Kev takes you through some big moments in his life to help you live your days in as Gretzky a fashion as you can: going where the puck is gonna be. Read all about how a zero like Smith managed to make ten movies with no discernible talent, and how when he had everything he thought he’d ever want, he decided to blow up his own career. Along the way, Kev shares stories about folks who inspired him (like George Carlin), folks who befuddled him (like Bruce Willis), and folks who let him jerk off onto their legs (like his beloved wife, Jen). So make this your daily reader. Hell, read it on the toilet if you want. Just make sure you grab the bowl and push, because you’re about to take one Tough Sh*t.

The Badge The Balls And The Bull Sh T

Author : Henry (Hank) J. Silva
ISBN : 9781480943469
Genre : Fiction
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The Badge, The Balls, and The Bull Sh-t By: Henry (Hank) J. Silva Detective Bobby Olivarez and his partner, Detective Brent Olson, are the lead detectives in several investigations that include murder, extortion and corruption. They involve punk thieves, Mexican cartels and terrorists from the Middle East with a grand plan to take over the island of Hawaii. These detectives are former military, can outshoot most, can bench press four hundred plus pounds and have the will to never lose. They are innovative, clever and deadly. You certainly would want them on your side.

Shit Servicemen Have It Tough

Author : James E. Wimes
ISBN : 9781479732623
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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This book was penned to tell the life story of James Ellis Wimes, a United States Military Service personnel. The title of this book was derived as a marketing strategy. S H I T is eye-catching to the average American. For some reason, Americans have a fascination for profanity. I hope that once a person opens this book, he or she will realize that S H I T truly expresses why I feel that Servicemen Have It Tough. This book tells the story of my life from August 1962 to the present. Although I retired from active duty on February 22, 1989, you will see how my military career continues to impact me till date. This book tells the entire story of my life, loves, friends, and experiences spanning more than forty years. Some of the stories are funny, some are serious, some are sexy, but above all, they are true. So sit or lie back, and enjoy why joining the United States Military will create many situations of S H I TServicemen Have It Tough.

Tough Shit Eliot

Author : Richard Dwight Apgar
ISBN : 9780805978483
Genre : Fiction
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Troublemakers

Author : Harlan Ellison
ISBN : 9780575123663
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 52. 43 MB
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A special new collection of Ellison's short stories, selected especially for this volume by the author, including the newly revised and expanded 6,500 word tale 'Never Send to Know for Whom the Lettuce Wilts.' In a career spanning more than 50 years, Harlan Ellison has written or edited 75 books, more than 1700 stories, essays, articles and newspaper columns, two dozen teleplays, and a dozen movies. Now, for the first time anywhere, TROUBLEMAKERS presents a collection of Ellison's classic stories - chosen by the author - that will introduce new readers to a writer described by the New York Times as having 'the spellbinding quality of a great nonstop talker, with a cultural warehouse for a mind.' Includes the award-winning stories ''Repent, Harlequin!' Said the Ticktockman' and 'Deeper Than the Darkness'.

My New Ipad

Author : Wallace Wang
ISBN : 9781457166747
Genre : Computers
File Size : 49. 37 MB
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The new iPad is cute. It's loveable. It's fun to play with. But it can also be a bit mysterious. My New™ iPad is your guide to getting the most from Apple's latest magical creation. Best-selling author Wallace Wang's patient, step-by-step instructions will have you using your new iPad to: Find your way using the Maps app and the iPad's compass Get organized with the Notes, Reminders, Calendar, and Contacts apps Set up your email accounts and browse the Web Use dictation and keyboard shortcuts to save time typing Listen to music, read ebooks and magazines, and take photos and videos Use FaceTime to talk face-to-face with distant friends and relatives Shop on iTunes and the App Store for the best new music, apps, movies, games, magazines, and books Set parental controls, use a secret passcode, and encrypt your backups for maximum privacy And so much more. You'll even learn top-secret touch gestures to help make the most of your iPad. Discover the hundreds of amazing things your iPad can do with My New iPad.

Get Your Sh T Together Journal

Author : Sarah Knight
ISBN : 0316451541
Genre : Self-Help
File Size : 56. 90 MB
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get your sh*t togetherand journal your way to your best life Whether you're stuck in a job or relationship you hate, overwhelmed by a million emails, or just need a little help along the way to world domination, the hardest part of changing your life is knowing where to start. That's where New York Times bestselling"anti-guru" Sarah Knight comes in. In this no-holds-barred, no f*cks given journal, Sarah helps you figure out what you want, how to get started, and how to get it all done. By coaching you through the small sh*t, tough sh*t, and deep sh*t, she'll set you on the road to doing, well, whatever the hell you want. With space to write in your goals, milestones, and to-dos, along with hilarious graphics, charts, and straight-talking advice, The Get Your Sh*t Together Journal is a must-have tool in your organizational arsenal.

Tough Shit

Author : Kelvin Smith
ISBN : 1983459488
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I am a product of Don Smith's balls.That's important to establish and acknowledge right off the bat, not only because it makes what I've accomplished in life seem even cooler, but also because Dad's balls have been, to my way of thinking, too rarely celebrated. Unless you count whatever attention Mom threw their way, I don't feel they've gotten their proper due for their part in what became of me. And she's certainly never hailed his nuts in print, so this right here is a real coup for the Smiths of 21 Jackson Street, Highlands, New Jersey. Though if you could ask my father, he'd likely admit that while having his balls in print is flattering, having his balls in my mother's mouth was way better. People need to be regularly reminded that they began as cum. Not to diminish or cut 'em down to size quite the contrary: I tell people they were cum once as a gesture of my awe at their very existence and to pat 'em on the back. There are no losers in life because every one of us who is born is a huge fucking winner.Chew on this: When I was in film school, there was this specious statistic floating aroundstating there were more film school students than law school students. That was one massive pool of wannabes who'd have to bottleneck into a souvenir teacup full of opportunities waiting on the other end of the rainbow. Breaking into the movie business? Don't worry, Cap'n Solo; even C-3PO can't calculate those odds. Might as well try to navigate an asteroid field. And that's what people congratulate you for: the fact that you simple, normal you cracked the code and got into the club. You get to see your name in lights and somehow that's impressive. I remind these people that my most impressive accomplishment like theirs (and yours, dear reader) is that we beat out billions of tough competitors for the job of a lifetime. Motherfuck being the Sundance flavor of the month; being the sole product of that careless cumshot my old man somehow kept in my mom is akin to beating the Kurgan and becoming the Highlander. There can be only one (aside from twins, triplets, quadruplets, and quints the monsters and freaks of the baby world). Whenever someone tells me I'm fat, I tell 'em I wasn't always: Apparently, at one point in my life, I was fit enough to out-swim a legion of sperm. And now, like any past-their-prime athlete, I'm enjoying the good life: I hoisted my Cup already, so at this point, fuck off and lemme enjoy bacon and brownies (maybe even together). You beat sock drawers full of dead cum that didn't have a chance coming out the gate. The odds that you wound up in an egg instead of a paper towel? Astronomically against you.

Miami Blues

Author : Charles Willeford
ISBN : 9780307488213
Genre : Fiction
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After a brutal day investigating a quadruple homicide, Detective Hoke Moseley settles into his room at the un-illustrious El Dorado Hotel and nurses a glass of brandy. With his guard down, he doesn’t think twice when he hears a knock on the door. The next day, he finds himself in the hospital, badly bruised and with his jaw wired shut. He thinks back over ten years of cases wondering who would want to beat him into unconsciousness, steal his gun and badge, and most importantly, make off with his prized dentures. But the pieces never quite add up to revenge, and the few clues he has keep connecting to a dimwitted hooker, and her ex-con boyfriend and the bizarre murder of a Hare Krishna pimp. Chronically depressed, constantly strapped for money, always willing to bend the rules a bit, Hoke Moseley is hardly what you think of as the perfect cop, but he is one of the the greatest detective creations of all time. From the Trade Paperback edition.

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