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Uganda Be Kidding Me

Author : Chelsea Handler
ISBN : 9781455599721
Genre : Humor
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Wherever Chelsea Handler travels, one thing is certain: she always ends up in the land of the ridiculous. Now, in this uproarious collection, she sneaks her sharp wit through airport security and delivers her most absurd and hilarious stories ever. On safari in Africa, it's anyone's guess as to what's more dangerous: the wildlife or Chelsea. But whether she's fumbling the seduction of a guide by not knowing where tigers live (Asia, duh) or wearing a bathrobe into the bush because her clothes stopped fitting seven margaritas ago, she's always game for the next misadventure. The situation gets down and dirty as she defiles a kayak in the Bahamas, and outright sweaty as she escapes from a German hospital on crutches. When things get truly scary, like finding herself stuck next to a passenger with bad breath, she knows she can rely on her family to make matters even worse. Thank goodness she has the devoted Chunk by her side-except for the time she loses him in Telluride. Complete with answers to the most frequently asked traveler's questions, hot travel trips, and travel etiquette, none of which should be believed, UGANDA BE KIDDING ME has Chelsea taking on the world, one laugh-out-loud incident at a time.

Hoda

Author : Hoda Kotb
ISBN : 9781439189498
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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She's just like the rest of us. But she's something different, too. Hoda Kotb grew up in two cultures--one where summers meant playing at the foot of the ancient pyramids and another where she had to meet her junior prom date at the local 7-Eleven to spare them both the wrath of her conservative Egyptian parents. She's traveled the globe for network television, smuggling videotapes in her shoes and stepping along roads riddled with land mines. She's weathered the devastation of Hurricane Katrina, and a personal Category 5 as well: divorce and breast cancer in the same year. And if that's not scary enough, she then began cohosting the fourth hour of Today with Kathie Lee Gifford. Her story reads just like Hoda--light, funny, positive, and inspiring.--Frompublisher description.

The Remaking Of Social Contracts

Author : Gita Sen
ISBN : 9781780321615
Genre : Social Science
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Development Alternatives with Women for a New Era (DAWN) argues that social contracts must be recreated if they are to fulfil the promise of human rights. In The Remaking of Social Contracts, leading thinkers and activists address a wide range of concerns - global economic governance, militarism, ecological tipping points, the nation state, movement-building, sexuality and reproduction, and religious fundamentalism. These themes are of wide-ranging importance for the survival and well-being of us all, and reflect the many dimensions and inter-connectedness of our lives. Using feminist lenses, the book puts forward a holistic and radical understanding of the synergies, tensions and contradictions between social movements and global, regional and local power structures and processes, and it points to other alternatives and possibilities for this fierce new world.

Goofy Jokes Giggles Zany Knock Knocks

Author : Sterling Publishing Co., Inc.
ISBN : 1402703066
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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My Horizontal Life

Author : Chelsea Handler
ISBN : 9781455577521
Genre : Humor
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In this raucous collection of true-life stories, Chelsea Handler recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand. You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool. Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.

I Like You Just The Way I Am

Author : Kazam Butur
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Retail By the actress, writer, and one of the funniest women on Twitter, an outrageous, hysterical memoir of acting on impulse, plotting elaborate hoaxes, and refusing to acknowledge boundaries in any form Jenny Mollen is an actress and writer living in Los Angeles. She is also a wife, married to a famous guy (which is annoying only because he gets free shit and she doesn't). She doesn’t want much from life. Just to be loved—by everybody: her parents, her dogs, her ex-boyfriends, her ex-boyfriends’ dogs, her husband, her husband’s ex-girlfriends, her husband's ex-girlfriend's new boyfriends, etc. Some people might call that impulse crazy, but isn’t "crazy" really just a word boring people use to describe fun people? (And Jenny is really, really fun, you guys!) In these pages, you’ll find stories of Jenny at her most genuine, whether it’s stalking her therapist (because he knows everything about her so shouldn’t she get to know everything about him?); throwing a bachelorette party so bad that one of the guests is suspected dead; or answering the eternal question, Would your best friend blow your husband on a car ride to dinner if she didn't know you were hiding in the backseat? I Like You Just the Way I Am is about not doing the right thing—about indulging your inner crazy-person. It is Jenny when she’s not trying to impress anyone or come across as a responsible, level-headed member of society. With any luck it will make you better acquainted with who you really are and what you really want. Which, let’s be honest, is most likely someone else’s email password. Review "Jenny puts into words those thoughts you're ashamed to admit to your therapist, your dog, or even yourself. This outrageous book will have you laughing out loud and thanking god you aren't her husband." —CHELSEA HANDLER, New York Times bestselling author of *Uganda Be Kidding Me * "Honest, hilarious, and a book I would highly recommend hiding from your daughter." —JIM GAFFIGAN, New York Times bestselling author of *Dad Is Fat * "Jenny Mollen is a brilliant writer with balls of steel—this is the most honest, hilarious, and batsht insane memoir I've read in ages." —DIABLO CODY, New York Times bestselling author of Candy Girl* "In a town full of phonies, Jenny Mollen is the genuine article. With true candor and a biting sense of humor, she bravely lays her secrets bare in a memoir that's compulsively readable, undeniably smart, and breathtakingly funny. Take note, everyone, because Jenny Mollen is about to become the Next Big Thing!” —JEN LANCASTER, New York Times bestselling author of The Tao of Martha and Bitter Is the New Black "Jenny Mollen is basically telling women that it’s okay to be crazy and to embrace their jealousy, paranoia and rage. This book is so funny—you'll laugh your ass off. I only hope my girlfriend doesn’t read it." —JEFFREY ROSS, author of I Only Roast the Ones I Love "You know when a friend tells you what they almost did, but came to their senses and didn’t? Well, Jenny Mollen does it with gusto, and I can't get enough! You’ll never believe how badly you’ll want to meet her after reading her hilarious book." —JUDY GREER, author of *I Don’t Know What You Know Me From * "Yikes and wow. You will be horrified. You will be entertained. What you'll never be, as you read Jenny Mollen’s memoir, is bored." —PATTON OSWALT, New York Times bestselling author of *Zombie Spaceship Wasteland * "Jenny’s type of fucked up is the kind I want to squish up and put in my bag and keep with me all the time—and now I can. Thanks, America." —KELLY OXFORD, New York Times bestselling author of *Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar * "Filth. If you like your ladies hot and your filth filthy, this is the book for you. Jenny is bitchy and body-obsessed, husband-obsessed, self-aggrandizing, and always amazing." —MICHAEL IAN BLACK, New York Times bestselling author of *You’re Not Doing It Right * "Jenny tells her stories with such raw honesty that even when she's behaving badly, you'll root for her. Also, you'll laugh your ass off. After reading this, I want to be her best friend but also I'm scared of her." —SARAH COLONNA, New York Times bestselling author of Life As I Blow It About the Author Actress and writer JENNY MOLLEN is an Arizona native and graduate of the UCLA School of Theater. Her television credits include Wilfred, Suits, CSI: New York, Hawaii 5-0, Crash, and the WB series Angel, where she portrayed the iconic character Nina Ash. This year, she can be seen recurring on the third season of HBO’s breakout hit, GIRLS. Jenny’s feature film credits include D.E.B.S., My Best Friend’s Girl, L!fe Happens, and Crazy, Stupid, Love. She has written for Cosmopolitan.com, and her column "What She Said" appears on Playboy Online. Heralded by The Huffington Post as one of the funniest women on both Twitter (@jennyandteets) and Instagram (@jennyandteets2), Jenny earned two nominations and one win at this year’s Twitter Awards. She lives in Los Angeles with two poodle angel-muffins and an asshole miniature pinscher who she hopes dies soon. She also has a husband.

My Experience In Idi Amin S Uganda

Author : A. M. Oppong-Affi
ISBN : STANFORD:36105040412590
Genre : Uganda
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Uganda Confidential

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ISBN : IND:30000007843794
Genre : Uganda
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In That Day

Author : David Levine
ISBN : 0884195457
Genre : Religion
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In That Day is Rabbi David Levine's poignant account of how Yeshua is gathering His people--past, present, and future--together into a rich tapestry that brings a clear understanding of what God is doing on the earth today among the Jews. Those who love Israel will find Rabbi Levine's insights exciting, prophetic, and full of promise. End-time prophecy is being fulfilled as Jewish people everywhere gather together in celebration of Jubilee and the fiftieth anniversary of the founding statehood of Israel. Find out how these events fit perfectly together in the Lord's plan to restore His people and His promises to them.

Official Report

Author : Uganda. National Assembly
ISBN : UVA:X030582102
Genre : Uganda
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