unicorns are jerks a coloring book exposing the cold hard sparkly truth

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Unicorns Are Jerks

Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN : 1492647209
Genre : Art
File Size : 27. 81 MB
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Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Unicorns Are Jerks

Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN : 1477468528
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 65. 85 MB
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Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks.

Unicorn Being A Jerk

Author : C. W. Moss
ISBN : 9780062070210
Genre : Humor
File Size : 70. 48 MB
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A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic! In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.

Why Unicorn Drinks

Author : C. W. Moss
ISBN : 9780062227140
Genre : Humor
File Size : 70. 72 MB
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Unicorns are just like us. They have problems, stresses, and like to blow off some steam. Author and illustrator C. W. Moss explores the psyche of the single-horned in his book, Why Unicorn Drinks. A follow-up to Unicorn Being a Jerk, this volume of nearly 65 four-color illustrations and captions portrays the sad reality of life as a mythical creature, and reveals what drives Unicorn to the bottle. As fans of Moss' online comic undoubtedly know, Why Unicorn Drinks pours a double-shot of laughter and irreverence. You’ll never look at a unicorn the same way again.

Dinosaurs With Jobs

Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN : 1492647217
Genre : Games
File Size : 49. 40 MB
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Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Unicorns Fart In The Dark A Coloring Book Revealing The Fabulous Flatulence Of Fantasy Land With Black Backgrounds

Author : Mister Mister Garfinkle
ISBN : 1975787404
Genre :
File Size : 58. 88 MB
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ON SALE $9.95 Just $5.39 for a limited time! Unicorns are magical and so are their farts. This coloring book is dedicated to those who love the sparkly and silly things in life. Enjoy coloring a fine collection of rainbow tooting unicorns with this silly and adorable activity book. Color pictures of majestic unicorns who cannot hold in their rainbow farts! Remove and frame your artwork or give it to a friend who needs a laugh! Enjoy artwork that pops on these dark black pages! Large pages, 2 coloring test pages, single sided printing, and more! Makes a great gift for unicorn lovers, as a white elephant gift, gag gift, or just for fun!

Mer World Problems

Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN : 1492647225
Genre : Art
File Size : 62. 79 MB
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Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features twenty examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas,and add some laughter along the way!

Fat Ladies In Spaaaaace

Author : Nicole Lorenz
ISBN : 1463786832
Genre : Comics & Graphic Novels
File Size : 61. 7 MB
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There's a whole universe of body types out there, and they all deserve to be represented. This coloring book features eighteen fat scifi heroines doing what they do best: trekking across the time and space, blasting off into adventure, and saving the day.

Cats Are Jerks

Author : Kerri Wood Thomson
ISBN : 1539757897
Genre :
File Size : 78. 96 MB
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Cats Are Jerks. They have been for thousands of years, barfing hairballs on marble floors and in sod huts, and waking your ancestors up at 3:00am. Cats will continue to be jerks for all eternity, but now you can color your stress and cat-hate away.Fun things to do with your copy of Cats Are Jerks: -Color and tape a drawing above your cat's food dish. -Plaster your cat-loving coworker's cubicle with your art work. -Frame each page and nail them on the ceiling above your bed. -Leave random colored cat pages in public places. -Donate 10,000 Cats Are Jerks books to your local animal shelter.

Indie Rock Coloring Book

Author : Yellow Bird Project
ISBN : 0811870944
Genre : Music
File Size : 33. 30 MB
Format : PDF, Docs
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The Montreal-based nonprofit Yellow Bird Project has worked with an amazing range of indie rock musicians over the years to create unique T-shirt designs that benefit an array of charities. This first ever indie rock coloring book is a fitting tribute to the DIY spirit of the bands, featuring witty, hand-illustrated activity pages from artist Andy J. Miller. Music fans can keep themselves out of trouble for hours with mazes, connect-the-dot games, and coloring pages for the Shins, Devendra Banhart, Rilo Kiley, the National, and more than 20 artists. With all royalties going to charity, The Indie Rock Coloring Book is sure to warm even the coolest of hipster hearts.

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