unicorns are jerks a coloring book exposing the cold hard sparkly truth

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Unicorns Are Jerks

Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN : 1477468528
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 22. 83 MB
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Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks.

Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

Author : Aye Jay Morano
ISBN : 0867196041
Genre : Music
File Size : 21. 82 MB
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The title of the book says it all. 48 pages of line-drawings of 'Gangsta' rappers, done with the black line we all remember from the colouring books of our youth. The juxtaposition of the outlaw image of the rappers with the childlike innocence of a colouring book makes for an instant laugh. In a smaller self-published edition, the book was an immediate hit with the few people who were able to see it. Now expanded from 20 to 48 pages, the book includes all of the top rappers and their underground peers.

Dinosaurs With Jobs

Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN : 1492647217
Genre : Games
File Size : 72. 7 MB
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Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Unicorn Being A Jerk

Author : C. W. Moss
ISBN : 9780062099006
Genre : Humor
File Size : 39. 6 MB
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Mystical, gentle, magical . . . as if. You’ve obviously neverseen a unicorn in his natural habitat—those guys are jerks. CartoonistC. W. Moss reveals the less-than-wonderful side of the world’s most wondrouscreature in his hilarious series of single panel comics, UnicornBeing A Jerk. Take a gander at what these fantastical creaturesare really like, in comics like “Unicorn Being a Stalker,” “UnicornTrying to Peek at Breast-feeding Woman’s Nipple,” “Unicorn Denying theHolocaust,” and more. Readers of Moss’s online strip will love thesignificantly expanded book, which features what Moss describes as “a wholebunch of new illustrations,” in a collection perfect for fans of The Book ofBunny Suicides, Cyanide & Happiness, Penny Arcade and TheTruth about Chuck Norris.

Very Naughty Unicorn Adult Coloring Books Unicorns Edition

Author : Activity Attic Books
ISBN : 1683230159
Genre :
File Size : 67. 24 MB
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Hey Ms. Unicorn, what naughty ideas do you have in mind today? Let's color you and find out! Your colored artwork reflects your personality because your choices are all your own. It reflects the state of your mind, which makes it a reliable tool when diagnosing mental and emotional illnesses. Grab a copy now!

The 1990s Coloring Book

Author : James Grange
ISBN : 9781612432472
Genre : Humor
File Size : 64. 36 MB
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Color Me Swoon

Author : Mel Elliott
ISBN : 9780399165474
Genre : Art
File Size : 43. 5 MB
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Following the news, engaging in political debate, or going to the opera is all well and good, but from time to time you just need to sit back and look at some old-fashioned beefcake. Team that with some crayons, pens, and markers, and what do you have? HEAVEN! IN AN ACTIVITY BOOK! Color Me Swooon will leave you weak in the knees as you and your pens caress chiseled features and chest hair. Along with coloring, you’ll rate more than sixty gorgeous guys on swoon-worthy-ness, as well as learning what in their lives (beyond their killer looks, duh) makes them so hot. From Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Will Smith to Daniel Craig, Jake Gyllenhaal, and even One Direction, all the heartthrobs are here, and in no particular order. (Except for Ryan Gosling, who is first. Obviously.) So what are you waiting for? Get out your crayons and color those hotties good.

Indie Rock Coloring Book

Author : Yellow Bird Project
ISBN : 0811870944
Genre : Music
File Size : 44. 79 MB
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The Montreal-based nonprofit Yellow Bird Project has worked with an amazing range of indie rock musicians over the years to create unique T-shirt designs that benefit an array of charities. This first ever indie rock coloring book is a fitting tribute to the DIY spirit of the bands, featuring witty, hand-illustrated activity pages from artist Andy J. Miller. Music fans can keep themselves out of trouble for hours with mazes, connect-the-dot games, and coloring pages for the Shins, Devendra Banhart, Rilo Kiley, the National, and more than 20 artists. With all royalties going to charity, The Indie Rock Coloring Book is sure to warm even the coolest of hipster hearts.

The Robot S Guide To Love

Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN : 0997573813
Genre :
File Size : 58. 18 MB
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Robot friends! Did your sentience come with a longing for love? Do love interests run from your laser eyes? Does your programming lack a flirtation protocol? Then you are holding the right coloring book! The Robot's Guide to Love features 22 pages of romantic advice sure to help any robot find a human, robot, or toaster to love.

Badass Buttocks

Author : Mix Books
ISBN : 1499123515
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 69. 36 MB
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Buttocks, buns, tush, patootie, booty, ass. Whatever you call them, those two rounded portions of the anatomy, located on our posteriors, come in all shapes and sizes. Draw and color in the panties on 38 fannies. Find your inspiration in the headings we've given each image, from smartASS to carcASS to mASSive. These are not anatomically correct; they're a fun representation of our whoopee cakes. And each illustrated page has a blank back side so there's no need to be concerned about bleed-through.

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