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151 Yo Momma Jokes

Author : Lol Funny Jokes Club
ISBN : 1511768304
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The Funniest Yo Momma Joke Book in the World!151+ funny yo momma jokesHilarious yo momma insults and humorHours of funny jokes and entertainmentLaugh until you cry at these funny yo momma jokes From the best-selling joke book series of the LOL Funny Jokes Club With this MASSIVE collection of funny yo momma jokes you can make everyone laugh! This book full of funny yo momma jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book. All yo momma jokes are easy to find by each chapter!Yo momma is so fat...Yo momma is so skinny...Yo momma is so old...Yo momma is so short...Yo Momma is so tall...Yo momma is so poor...Yo momma is so stupid...Yo momma is so ugly...Yo momma is so hairy...Yo momma is so bald...Yo momma is so lazy...Other yo momma jokes... Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! Share a funny joke with a friend today! Uses for funny jokes...Can aid in story-tellingGreat for conversation startersImproves conversation and social skillsCan make others laugh, smile, and be more playfulCan lighten tense moods and create rapport with others Are you looking for funny and hilarious yo momma jokes? Yo momma is so fat... she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 shows! LOL Yo momma is so old... she knew Burger King while he was still a prince! HAHA Yo momma is so short... she can use a sock for a sleeping bag! Funny Yo Momma Jokes! Yo momma is so tall... she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon! HAHA Yo momma is so poor... she can't afford to pay attention! LOL Yo momma is so stupid... she sold her car for gas money. Funny Yo Momma Jokes! Yo momma is so ugly... that she scares blind people! HAHA Yo momma is so hairy... you almost died of rug burn at birth! LOL Yo momma is so bald... you can see what's on her mind. LOL Funny Jokes Club The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, dirty adult jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all! Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now! If for any reason you are unsatisfied, there is a 100% money back guarantee! Tags: yo momma jokes, yo momma joke book, yo momma joke books, funny yo momma jokes, yo momma, yo mama, yo moma, momma, mother, yo mama jokes, mama joke books, ya mama, ya momma, yo mama, yo mama jokes, yo momma jokes, funny joke, yo mama, yo momma, yo moma, kindle joke books, funny jokes, book, comedy, lol, jokes, funny, yo mama jokes, haha, joke, laugh, laughing, giggle, humor, comedy, yo mama, funny, humor, kindle ebooks, joke club, dirty jokes, adult jokes, funny jokes books, funny jokes, funny joke books, funny jokes, jokes, kids jokes, yo mama jokes, april fools jokes, joke book, joke gifts, jokes for dummies, jokes book, jokes and gags, jokes and pranks, funny joke books

Yo Mama Is So

Author : Hugh Payne
ISBN : 9781603762373
Genre : Humor
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It's everyone's favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!)—hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about "yo' mama"—and all yo' other relatives—sure to shut people’s mouths or make them howl with laughter. Yo' mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up. Yo' mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white. Yo' mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo' mama is so dumb that when she saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. Yo' mama's so short you can see her feet on her driver’s license. So dumb, so fat, so ugly, and so old have never been SO FUNNY, thanks to this exhaustive and inventive assortment of laugh-out-loud one-line jokes sure to cause a sensation. Hundreds of quotable and easy-to-remember quips have been gathered here by a comedy master, and the result is a relentless collection of wholesome, all-in-good-fun nastiness for every occasion. Divided into handy categories (in case you happen to need a boatload of fat jokes, skinny jokes, or whatever) Yo' Mama Is So... is an essential addition to the humor shelf of any self-respecting smart aleck. Hey...what did you call my mama??!!

Yo Mama Jokes Encyclopedia

Author : Donald Shaw
ISBN : 1539654370
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This large and awesome Yo Mama Jokes collection will make your day! The jokes inside this book are appropriate for children. There are no swear words inside this book. A maternal insult is offensive, and you should explain it to your kids. But in this case, no one is trying to insult anyone's mother. The phrase "YO MAMA" has become a meme and a wide-spread joke all around the world. The yo momma jokes depict obese, ugly, stupid, poor, hairy, short, crazy and unintelligent fantasy person, which is not anyone's mom, of course. She is a fiction. Sometimes, we may even doubt whether she is a woman or not. We all love our moms, but it's fun to have a good laugh and compete making jokes with your friends about imaginative fantasy MOMMY, with the unpleasant characteristics mentioned above: She is so fat, the local firefighters get a special crane from the government, in case she gets stuck in the doorway. She is so stupid, she burns overweight people when she is told to burn calories. She is so ugly, the "Walking Dead" producer does not want to film her. She is so hairy, when she accidentally falls asleep in the movie theater, she wakes up caged in the Zoo. ...and so on, and so forth... This book will make you laugh and smile all the time. Laughing is extremely positive for our bodies and minds. It can lower the blood pressure, it can help to relax and to entertain yourself, your family and your friends. Do you know how to become popular and successful? Good and funny jokes can help! Did you know how? Yo Mama jokes can be easily used in story-telling Yo Mama jokes may start a conversation with someone you like Yo Mama jokes may help you to become more self-confident and improve your social skills Yo Mama jokes can make people around you smile and laugh, so they will enjoy your company Yo Mama jokes may take the heat off when the tension is in the air Of course, you need to understand, when Yo Momma joking is appropriate, but if you do, those jokes will really help you to communicate with the others. As soon as you purchase this funny book, you are going to get: 201+ Funniest Yo Mama Jokes Hours of entertainment for adults and kids Great book to read on a long trip No swear words guaranteed 100% money back warranty, in case you are not satisfied with the purchase The link to the Free Bonus Pokemon Go Memes book at the last page The book is available both in Kindle and printed versions. So relax, take it easy and enjoy the humor! If you are ready for a good laugh, pranks, and riddles, it's time to get one of the best joke books ever! DO NOT WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE - DOWNLOAD YOUR COPY NOW! Simply scroll up the page and hit the "ADD TO CART" button! I bet you will be very HAPPY to read these funny Yo Momma jokes! tags: yo mama jokes bible, yo mama joke books, funniest book ever, jokes encyclopedia, yo momma joke book, yo momma joke books, funny yo momma jokes, mama jokes, funny joke, kindle joke books, funny jokes books, funny joke books, comedy, funny, joke, jokes, haha, lol, laugh, laughing, giggle, adult jokes, kids jokes, april fools jokes, jokes and gags, jokes and pranks, joke book

Laugh Out Loud Jokes For Kids

Author : Rob Elliott
ISBN : 9780800788032
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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Presents a collection of jokes for young readers, including one liners, knock knock jokes, and tongue twisters.

Snaps

Author : James Percelay
ISBN : 9780688128968
Genre : Humor
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Snaps is the first book ever to present the funniest, rudes, most creative insults from a unique African-American comic art form. Also known as signifying, joning, and playing the dozens, snapping is as old as the blues and as cutting-edge as hip hop and rap. The book features more than 450 snaps direct from the streets as well as from celebritites. This book will make you laugh out loud--and give you verbal ammunition for the next time someone tries to snap on you.

Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Author : Rob Elliott
ISBN : 9781441243027
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now This new book from Rob Elliott is poised to reach and even surpass the more than 165,000 copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids.

Let S Pretend This Never Happened

Author : Jenny Lawson
ISBN : 9781101573082
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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From the New York Times bestselling author of Furiously Happy... When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Includes a new chapter! Readers Guide Inside From the Trade Paperback edition.

Big Nate What S A Little Noogie Between Friends

Author : Lincoln Peirce
ISBN : 9781449485450
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Nate Wright’s a winner--in his own mind, anyway. So when things go wrong, he’s at a loss to explain why. How does his soccer team manage to lose to a school with a sixty-game winless streak? What’s he doing at the movies on a Friday night . . . with GINA? And why, oh why is one of his classmates (hint: she’s Nate’s dream girl) suddenly moving 3,000 miles away? It’s all enough to make a sixth-grade superstar feel . . . well, not so super. But you can’t keep a good man down, and Nate’s still got pals like Teddy, Francis, and Chad to cheer him up. Sure, their methods aren’t always warm and fuzzy, but Nate doesn’t mind. After all, what’s a little noogie between friends?

The Millionaire Fastlane

Author : MJ DeMarco
ISBN : 9780984358106
Genre : Business & Economics
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Is the financial plan of mediocrity -- a dream-stealing, soul-sucking dogma known as "The Slowlane" your plan for creating wealth? You know how it goes; it sounds a lil something like this: "Go to school, get a good job, save 10% of your paycheck, buy a used car, cancel the movie channels, quit drinking expensive Starbucks mocha lattes, save and penny-pinch your life away, trust your life-savings to the stock market, and one day, when you are oh, say, 65 years old, you can retire rich." The mainstream financial gurus have sold you blindly down the river to a great financial gamble: You've been hoodwinked to believe that wealth can be created by recklessly trusting in the uncontrollable and unpredictable markets: the housing market, the stock market, and the job market. This impotent financial gamble dubiously promises wealth in a wheelchair -- sacrifice your adult life for a financial plan that reaps dividends in the twilight of life. Accept the Slowlane as your blueprint for wealth and your financial future will blow carelessly asunder on a sailboat of HOPE: HOPE you can find a job and keep it, HOPE the stock market doesn't tank, HOPE the economy rebounds, HOPE, HOPE, and HOPE. Do you really want HOPE to be the centerpiece for your family's financial plan? Drive the Slowlane road and you will find your life deteriorate into a miserable exhibition about what you cannot do, versus what you can. For those who don't want a lifetime subscription to "settle-for-less" and a slight chance of elderly riches, there is an alternative; an expressway to extraordinary wealth that can burn a trail to financial independence faster than any road out there. Why jobs, 401(k)s, mutual funds, and 40-years of mindless frugality will never make you rich young. Why most entrepreneurs fail and how to immediately put the odds in your favor. The real law of wealth: Leverage this and wealth has no choice but to be magnetized to you. The leading cause of poorness: Change this and you change everything. How the rich really get rich - and no, it has nothing to do with a paycheck or a 401K match. Why the guru's grand deity - compound interest - is an impotent wealth accelerator. Why the guru myth of "do what you love" will most likely keep you poor, not rich. And 250+ more poverty busting distinctions... Demand the Fastlane, an alternative road-to-wealth; one that actually ignites dreams and creates millionaires young, not old. Change lanes and find your explosive wealth accelerator. Hit the Fastlane, crack the code to wealth, and find out how to live rich for a lifetime.

Memoirs Of An Imaginary Friend

Author : Matthew Dicks
ISBN : 9781250024008
Genre : Fiction
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Imaginary friend Budo narrates this heartwarming story of love, loyalty, and the power of the imagination—the perfect read for anyone who has ever had a friend . . . real or otherwise Budo is lucky as imaginary friends go. He's been alive for more than five years, which is positively ancient in the world of imaginary friends. But Budo feels his age, and thinks constantly of the day when eight-year-old Max Delaney will stop believing in him. When that happens, Budo will disappear. Max is different from other children. Some people say that he has Asperger's Syndrome, but most just say he's "on the spectrum." None of this matters to Budo, who loves Max and is charged with protecting him from the class bully, from awkward situations in the cafeteria, and even in the bathroom stalls. But he can't protect Max from Mrs. Patterson, the woman who works with Max in the Learning Center and who believes that she alone is qualified to care for this young boy. When Mrs. Patterson does the unthinkable and kidnaps Max, it is up to Budo and a team of imaginary friends to save him—and Budo must ultimately decide which is more important: Max's happiness or Budo's very existence. Narrated by Budo, a character with a unique ability to have a foot in many worlds—imaginary, real, child, and adult— Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend touches on the truths of life, love, and friendship as it races to a heartwarming . . . and heartbreaking conclusion.

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