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The Case Of The Underground Wedding

Author : D. I. Grove
ISBN : 9780595095094
Genre : Fiction
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A murder mystery set in Manhattan that casts a satirical look at the upper East Side, including its fashion designers, academics, businessmen and bored housewives.

Wedding Etiquette Hell

Author : Jeanne Hamilton
ISBN : 9781466855021
Genre : Reference
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Covering such wedding staples as attendants, invitations, registries, showers, the ceremony, the reception, and thank yous, Etiquette guru Jeanne Hamilton will give numerous examples of bad etiquette that should be avoided at all costs, such as: -No bride owns the calendar. Insisting that everyone within your acquaintance had not dare schedule their wedding anywhere within a six month time period labels you as a classic Bridezilla. -Sponsored wedding, at which vendors who donate their services are offered the opportunity to put their logos on various wedding related paper products. -It is never wise to make bridesmaid offers while in the grip of fluttery, just-engaged emotions. You may have to rescind those offers later when you realize you were just a bit too hasty. Once having made the offer, it is extraordinarily ungracious to rescind it, unless you want a seething friend or sister using your engagement photo as a dartboard. -Enclosing a blank deposit form for a bank account bearing the names of the bride and the groom with the invitation. And much more! This is a hilarious exploration of how weddings can literally drive people mad.

Wedding Storyteller Volume 2

Author : Roberto Valenzuela
ISBN : 9781681983561
Genre : Photography
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In Wedding Storyteller, Volume 2: Wedding Case Studies and Workflow, photographer and bestselling author Roberto Valenzuela uses wedding case studies extensively to teach you in great detail the entire Wedding Storyteller Skill Components system that he introduced in Volume 1. Drawing from his highly successful career, Roberto shares multiple case studies from numerous real-world weddings, covering the entire wedding timeline, from the beginning of the day when the couple is getting ready until the last portion of the reception.

Roberto goes into deep technical detail regarding how to apply the Wedding Storyteller Skill Components system to help you excel at photographing weddings for your own clients. Copiously illustrated with nearly 700 photographs and illustrations, the book covers:

    •   The five key elements of assessing the getting-ready rooms
    •   The four types of wedding party group photos
    •   Roberto’s system for ceremony coverage, TARPP (The Action/Reaction Position Plan), which details the 10 crucial positions for the photographer to use to create the best and most cinematic story of the ceremony
    •   The “situational approach” to bride and groom portraits
    •   The three main locations for family portraits, and how to photograph “elevated” family portraits in each of them
    •   And much more

Also included is Roberto’s invaluable advice concerning such topics as equipment preparation, wedding psychology, lens selection and usage, and the importance of including imperfect but “fun” photos in your wedding photography (your clients will love it!). In Wedding Storyteller, Volume 1, you learned the Wedding Storyteller Skill Components system, which provides the foundation for your wedding photography. Here, in Volume 2, you’ll learn how to execute that system to perfection.


TABLE OF CONTENTS

    Introduction
    Chapter 1: Pre-Wedding Workflow Practices
    Chapter 2: Implementation of the Wedding Storyteller Skill Components
    Chapter 3: Working the Getting-Ready Rooms
    Chapter 4: Bride and Groom Preparation
    Chapter 5: Preparation Details
    Chapter 6: Wedding Party Portraits
    Chapter 7: The Ceremony: The Action/Reaction Position Plan (TARPP)
    Chapter 8: Bride and Groom Portraits: A Situational Approach
    Chapter 9: Elevated Family Portraits
    Chapter 10: Reception Lighting and Execution
    Conclusion

Your Marriage And Your Ancestry

Author : Dr. D. K. Olukoya
ISBN : 9789789200191
Genre : Religion
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Why should anyone think of fighting battles in the area of marriage?...Is there anything spiritual about marriage?...Is marriage not a mere union between a man and a woman? Good questions! Marriage is more than a union. There is more that meets the eye when a man who comes from his own background decides to be joined in wedlock with a lady who comes from another background. Beloved, your marriage rises or falls on your ancestry. Unknown to many people, the extent they will go in the area of marriage has been predetermined by their ancestors. And no matter what you have achieved today, there was a day when you came to this world as a helpless infant. Though your navel, which today, has been separated from your umbilical cord may be seen as an ordinary part of the body. It should actually remind you that it was formerly the rope that tied you to your parents and by extension, your ancestors who lived hundreds of years ago. This is a deep spiritual understanding you must not ignore. Just as there is no human being without a navel, there is no man or a woman who was not formerly linked to his or her parents through the umbilical cord.

How To Have A Faithful Marriage Marital Infidelity Is Not An Option

Author : Dueep Jyot Singh
ISBN : 9781370998234
Genre : Family & Relationships
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Table of Contents Introduction Wife Vs. Mistress – the Historical Background Legitimacy Vs. Illegitimacy If One Is Tempted to Stray… But I Think He Is Also Being Unfaithful… We are Growing Apart… Is My Marriage Going Sour? At Least She Does Not Nag… Some Old-Fashioned Reminiscences Desperately Hanging onto Your Man… Conclusion Author Bio Publisher Introduction We were just talking generally, when a friend of mine told me that she did not mind her husband straying occasionally as long as he came back to his wife and kids at the end of the day. I was horrified and shocked. Here was a sensible, intelligent, woman who was condoning marital infidelity, by saying overtly, men will be men, and marital infidelity is acceptable. This book is for all those people who believe that marital infidelity in any form is unacceptable, socially, traditionally, religiously, psychologically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. In every marriage ceremony, in any religion, coming down through the ages, two people are joined together, as husband and wife. In many marriage ceremonies, it is always said that you have to be faithful to one another, and under no option do you stray. But in many ancient civilizations and societies, wives accepted the fact that their men would stray, even though they were married, because that was the nature of the man.

The Wedding Secret

Author : Jeannie Moon
ISBN : 9781101625637
Genre : Fiction
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Millionaire baseball player Kevin Rossi is quite a catch… Harper Poole’s Harvard MBA and killer instincts have made her a high-powered assistant at a software firm that generates billions. No one would ever guess she’s been keeping a secret: that she isn’t the trust fund baby everyone thinks she is, but was really raised in a trailer park in western Pennsylvania. Harper has a great life and has everything she wants—except love. But a one-night stand at a wedding with the bride’s brother can help take a girl’s mind off anything. Kevin Rossi is a superstar major league catcher who can have any woman he wants. So when Harper discovers she’s pregnant after their one night of passion, she has no intention of making any demands on him. It will just be another secret to keep. But when the two meet again a year later, Harper wrestles with her choice—especially when her heart longs for the father of her baby… Praise for The Temporary Wife: “Debut author Jeannie Moon immerses readers in an emotionally engaging and sexy story of lost love and new beginnings.” —New York Times bestselling author JoAnn Ross “A sweet, sexy heartfelt debut.” —New York Times bestselling author Virginia Kantra “A truly sweet romance between two people offered a second chance at true love. Not to be missed!” —National bestselling author Jane Porter Look for Jeannie Moon’s Unexpectedly Yours and The Temporary Wife from InterMix Jeannie Moon is the author of Unexpectedly Yours and The Temporary Wife. She is a school librarian who loves that she has a job which allows her to immerse herself in good books and call it work. A native Long Islander, Jeannie still lives there with her family and a couple of well-behaved dogs and an equally misbehaving cat.

The Wedding Of Mrs Fox

Author : A. Violet End
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A very naughty retelling of the Grimm Brothers' classic, The Wedding of Mrs. Fox. Ménage à trois bdsm situations, desecration, and worse. A quite dark literary retelling of the German folktale. There was once upon a time an old fox with nine whipping flails, which he called his “tails,” who believed that his wife was not faithful to him, and wished to put her to the test. He stretched himself out under the bench, did not move a limb, and behaved as if he were stone dead. Mrs Fox went up to her room, shut herself in, and her maid, Miss Cat, sat by the fire, and did the cooking. Now, Miss Cat was the unacknowledged third in the couple's relationship, with the two subservient submissive females relating usually to Mr Fox in a one-on-one. Normally Miss Cat was not welcomed into the bed, but slept at the foot of it, and made herself available to change the bed linens when they were spoiled by Mr. Fox's semen, or to catch his issue into her mouth when permitted. Once in a great while Mr. Fox would instruct Mrs Fox to violate Miss Cat anally with her own hands, as punishment for having her monthly cycle, but then Miss Cat would always writhe in pain as the three of them chorused in a round of orgasmic pleasure afterward. Miss Cat began and remained in the couple's domestic employ, so one could certainly understand the confusing apprehension both females felt upon the assumed death of their master.

Rationale Of The Dirty Joke

Author : G. Legman
ISBN : 9781416595731
Genre : Humor
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Why do people tell dirty jokes? And what is it about a joke's dirtiness that makes it funny? G. Legman was perhaps the foremost scholar of the dirty joke, and as legions of humor writers and comedians know, his Rationale of the Dirty Joke remains the most exhaustive and authoritative study of the subject. More than two thousand jokes and folktales are presented, covering such topics as The Female Fool, The Fortunate Fart, Mutual Mismatching, and The Sex Machine. These folk texts are authentically transcribed in their innocent and sometimes violent entirety. Legman studies each for its historical and socioanalytic significance, revealing what these jokes mean to the people who tell them and to the people who listen and laugh. Here -- back in print -- is the definitive text for comedians and humor writers, Freudian scholars and late night television enthusiasts. Rationale of the Dirty Joke will amuse you, offend you, challenge you, and disgust you, all while demonstrating the intelligence and hilarity of the dirty joke.

The Joy Of Marriage God S Way

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ISBN : 9781418578060
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Featuring Julie Clinton, Beverly LaHaye, Joyce Penner, Barbara Rosberg, Deb Laaser, Carrie Oliver, and Laurie S. Hall.

A Contemporary American S Guide To A Successful Marriage 1959

Author : Robert Bastron
ISBN : 0822224313
Genre : Drama
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THE STORY: Set against the backdrop of the late 1950s and told in the style of the social guidance films of that era, A CONTEMPORARY AMERICAN'S GUIDE TO A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE © 1959 follows two young couples from courtship to matrimony, and ultimat

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