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Wedding Etiquette Hell

Author : Jeanne Hamilton
ISBN : 9781466855021
Genre : Reference
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Covering such wedding staples as attendants, invitations, registries, showers, the ceremony, the reception, and thank yous, Etiquette guru Jeanne Hamilton will give numerous examples of bad etiquette that should be avoided at all costs, such as: -No bride owns the calendar. Insisting that everyone within your acquaintance had not dare schedule their wedding anywhere within a six month time period labels you as a classic Bridezilla. -Sponsored wedding, at which vendors who donate their services are offered the opportunity to put their logos on various wedding related paper products. -It is never wise to make bridesmaid offers while in the grip of fluttery, just-engaged emotions. You may have to rescind those offers later when you realize you were just a bit too hasty. Once having made the offer, it is extraordinarily ungracious to rescind it, unless you want a seething friend or sister using your engagement photo as a dartboard. -Enclosing a blank deposit form for a bank account bearing the names of the bride and the groom with the invitation. And much more! This is a hilarious exploration of how weddings can literally drive people mad.

The Case Of The Underground Wedding

Author : D. I. Grove
ISBN : 9780595095094
Genre : Fiction
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A murder mystery set in Manhattan that casts a satirical look at the upper East Side, including its fashion designers, academics, businessmen and bored housewives.

Rio Grande Wedding

Author : Ruth Wind
ISBN : 9781459259157
Genre : Fiction
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SHE WAS HIS FROM THE FIRST… One kiss stole her heart. So when Molly Sheffield realized Alejandro Sosa needed a green-card bride, it seemed only natural for her to stand by his side…. But the pretty widow could not predict the feelings she would have for her new husband. After opening her heart to Alejandro, Molly knew she was meant to spend forever with this man. But she and Alejandro had only so many passionate nights, so many warm and loving days, before they said goodbye. Or before they fell hopelessly in love…

Your Marriage And Your Ancestry

Author : Dr. D. K. Olukoya
ISBN : 9789789200191
Genre : Religion
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Why should anyone think of fighting battles in the area of marriage?...Is there anything spiritual about marriage?...Is marriage not a mere union between a man and a woman? Good questions! Marriage is more than a union. There is more that meets the eye when a man who comes from his own background decides to be joined in wedlock with a lady who comes from another background. Beloved, your marriage rises or falls on your ancestry. Unknown to many people, the extent they will go in the area of marriage has been predetermined by their ancestors. And no matter what you have achieved today, there was a day when you came to this world as a helpless infant. Though your navel, which today, has been separated from your umbilical cord may be seen as an ordinary part of the body. It should actually remind you that it was formerly the rope that tied you to your parents and by extension, your ancestors who lived hundreds of years ago. This is a deep spiritual understanding you must not ignore. Just as there is no human being without a navel, there is no man or a woman who was not formerly linked to his or her parents through the umbilical cord.

How To Have A Faithful Marriage Marital Infidelity Is Not An Option

Author : Dueep Jyot Singh
ISBN : 9781370998234
Genre : Family & Relationships
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Table of Contents Introduction Wife Vs. Mistress – the Historical Background Legitimacy Vs. Illegitimacy If One Is Tempted to Stray… But I Think He Is Also Being Unfaithful… We are Growing Apart… Is My Marriage Going Sour? At Least She Does Not Nag… Some Old-Fashioned Reminiscences Desperately Hanging onto Your Man… Conclusion Author Bio Publisher Introduction We were just talking generally, when a friend of mine told me that she did not mind her husband straying occasionally as long as he came back to his wife and kids at the end of the day. I was horrified and shocked. Here was a sensible, intelligent, woman who was condoning marital infidelity, by saying overtly, men will be men, and marital infidelity is acceptable. This book is for all those people who believe that marital infidelity in any form is unacceptable, socially, traditionally, religiously, psychologically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. In every marriage ceremony, in any religion, coming down through the ages, two people are joined together, as husband and wife. In many marriage ceremonies, it is always said that you have to be faithful to one another, and under no option do you stray. But in many ancient civilizations and societies, wives accepted the fact that their men would stray, even though they were married, because that was the nature of the man.

The Joy Of Marriage God S Way

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ISBN : 9781418578060
Genre : Family & Relationships
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Featuring Julie Clinton, Beverly LaHaye, Joyce Penner, Barbara Rosberg, Deb Laaser, Carrie Oliver, and Laurie S. Hall.

Saddle Club Book 27 Bridle Path

Author : Bonnie Bryant
ISBN : 9781448194858
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Saddle up for more great riding with the girls of Pine Hollow! Sorting through old riding clothes doesn't seem much fun for the three members of the Saddle Club, but then Lisa, Carole and Stevie have the idea of using the clothes to stage a mock wedding for the handsome new stallion at Pine Hollow Stables. And what better day for it than April Fools' Day?

Caravans And Wedding Bands

Author : Eva Petulengro
ISBN : 9781447213017
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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For Romany Eva Petulengro, marrying outside her culture was a big step to take. And now she had to adapt to living with a gorger - and her husband had to adapt to living with her! In this charming sequel to The Girl in the Painted Caravan, she describes their first eventful years of married life in Brighton, and the birth of their four children She also reveals how she became famous as a clairvoyant, the advice her clients needed, and the attack from an enraged wife who assumed her husband's meetings with Eva meant he was having an affair. In the Swinging Sixties, a sheltered Romany girl could easily find herself out of her depth, and Eva's innocence led her into some strange situations, including a narrow escape from a notorious duchess. She also weaves in the story of her wider family, from her brother Nathan's romance and the adventures of her charming brother Eddie to her aunts and cousins in Blackpool. Funny and heartwarming, Caravans and Wedding Bands is a poignant reminder of a time when life was changing irrevocably for the Romany, and yet their spirit remained the same.

The Wedding Journey

Author : Marjorie Eatock
ISBN : 0440194997
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Rationale Of The Dirty Joke

Author : G. Legman
ISBN : 9781416595731
Genre : Humor
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Why do people tell dirty jokes? And what is it about a joke's dirtiness that makes it funny? G. Legman was perhaps the foremost scholar of the dirty joke, and as legions of humor writers and comedians know, his Rationale of the Dirty Joke remains the most exhaustive and authoritative study of the subject. More than two thousand jokes and folktales are presented, covering such topics as The Female Fool, The Fortunate Fart, Mutual Mismatching, and The Sex Machine. These folk texts are authentically transcribed in their innocent and sometimes violent entirety. Legman studies each for its historical and socioanalytic significance, revealing what these jokes mean to the people who tell them and to the people who listen and laugh. Here -- back in print -- is the definitive text for comedians and humor writers, Freudian scholars and late night television enthusiasts. Rationale of the Dirty Joke will amuse you, offend you, challenge you, and disgust you, all while demonstrating the intelligence and hilarity of the dirty joke.

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