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All My Friends Are Still Dead

Author : Jory John
ISBN : 9781452114040
Genre : Humor
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From the authors of the breakout best seller All my friends are dead comes a brand-new illustrated compendium of the humorous existential ruminations of people, animals, legendary monsters, and inanimate objects.

All My Friends Are Dead

Author : Avery Monsen
ISBN : 9781452135380
Genre : Humor
File Size : 32. 17 MB
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If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.

K Is For Knifeball

Author : Jory John
ISBN : 9781452121260
Genre : Humor
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From the authors of the breakout bestseller All my friends are dead. and in the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children's alphabet book on its head. Adorable illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons in which O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy's wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies). With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it's perfect for the common-senseless child in all adults.

All My Friends Are Dead

Author : Dino Publishing
ISBN : 169645543X
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This beautiful lined notebook is perfect for recording memories, thoughts, inspiring quotations or even important appointments. The practical A5 format fits in any pocket and makes the journal the ideal everyday companion. 120 lined pages offer plenty of space for notes. Perfect as a gift for animals and dinosaur lovers. Make yourself and your loved ones happy!

Resisting Her Rebel Hero

Author : Lucy Ryder
ISBN : 9781460329627
Genre : Fiction
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Everyone loves a rebel… The county jail is the last place Dr. Cassidy Mahoney expects to be called to when she trades city life for a quiet mountain town. Especially when her patient is notorious national hero turned bad boy Major Sam Kellan! Sam might have enough testosterone to whip all the women of Crescent Lake into a frenzy, but Cassidy is determined to resist his charms—she can't risk her heart on another rebel! But with the shadows haunting Sam's eyes, a scorching hot, unforgettable kiss could lead to more than she's bargained for….

Dead Friends Forever

Author : Jodie Snyder
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Genre : Fiction
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"Dead Friends Forever" is a zombie apocalypse horror story drama surrounding two best friends who grow apart over the years due to different priorities and lifestyles. The situation escalates into a violent encounter when the town of Coldwell experiences a deadly zombie epidemic that begins with a contaminated packet of Z-13; the latest in synthetic marijuana. TWO FRIENDS, TWO DIFFERENT PATHS AND THEN Z-13... Alicia comes from a notorious family and expects everything to fall in her lap without any work, throwing Brandy under the bus over and over. When Brandy's had enough, she decides to leave Alicia behind. With a new location, better peers and the promise of first love, she reaches for success and achievement. For a time, she can't resist being there for a best friend who never really gives her best at all. As a result, Brandy loses her grasp on what counts and decides it's time to sever the ties of friendship. Filled with bitterness, depression and resentment, Alicia turns to Z-13, a supposedly legal synthetic drug. Unfortunately for mankind, the Z-13 sold at the head shop in Coldwell kills people, but they don't stay dead. These contaminated victims attack others launching a deadly zombie epidemic that terrorizes the town. The would-be "stoners" become Zoners, re-animated corpses driven by the singular goal of killing people for revenge first. While they are fixated on their target, they hunger for living flesh. IF YOU'VE MADE SOMEBODY ANGRY RECENTLY, YOU MAY BE #1 ON A ZONER'S KILL LIST... Alicia is no different than any other Zoner, and she has her kill in her sights. Brandy is broadsided by warnings on the message board she runs and social networks that a deadly zombie epidemic has her town in its violent grip. When she's tagged in a video status update from a friend, she views the proof that her Zoner ex-BFF is coming to kill her. She misses her window of opportunity for escape and tries to get the word out, but everyone is having their own problems with Z-13. As the online lists of the dead, undead and missing expand, Brandy doubts that she'll ever hear from her dad or anyone else. Brandy has solid shelter, but for how long? How long can this geek hold out in her closed in apartment before Alicia finds a way in? Will she get out of her apartment when all she can see is destruction from her limited view? She doubts her courage, her personality and her choice in friends as she tries to find a solution that doesn't involve her staring down her DFF. The suspense builds as Brandy searches deeper into her family's past to find the strength and advice she needs to face her demons (and her family's demons) and possibly break free. Is there something out there that's more deadly than a Zoner? Only a paranormal visit from one of Brandy's long dead family members can answer that. Told in a journal format, this story is chilling. Complete with gore and psychological attacks, terror ensues from a new zombie that can be as demented and mean as it is hungry. Note: This story contains moderate profanity, adult situations and violence.

Another Dead Teenager

Author : Mark Richard Zubro
ISBN : 9781466804296
Genre : Fiction
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When two suburban high-school students are found murdered--both boys who were well respected and liked, with solid family lives and no apparent enemies--Detected Paul Turner is assigned the case. However as a gay father with two teenage sons and a new lover in his life, Paul Turner has trouble bringing his full attention to bear on the case. But as details slowly emergy, he begins to suspect that he is investigating something more deadly and horrifying than a pair of senseless killings, something that could threaten the lives of the people he holds most dear. Booklist gives Another Dead Teenager a rave review: "As in Zubro's previous books, readers have both campy humor and an action filled plot to keep them entertained. Highly recommended--this one's a good read in every sense of the term!"

The Terrible Two Go Wild

Author : Mac Barnett
ISBN : 9781613120941
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Everyone’s favorite pranksters are at it again! School’s out, and Miles and Niles are running wild in the woods outside town: climbing trees, exploring caves, and, yes, pranking. But these leafy, lazy days of mischief darken when bully Josh Barkin and his cadets from a nearby kids’ boot camp discover the merrymakers—and vow to destroy them. Are our heroes’ sharp minds any match for these hooligans’ hard fists? The latest installment of the witty, on-target illustrated series is another “fast paced, laugh-out-loud novel” (School Library Journal) that proves once again that, in the hands of the powerless, pranks can be tools of justice—plus, they’re funny.

Dead Iron

Author : Devon Monk
ISBN : 1101516461
Genre : Fiction
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Welcome to a new America that is built on blood, sweat, and gears... In steam age America, men, monsters, machines, and magic battle for the same scrap of earth and sky. In this chaos, bounty hunter Cedar Hunt rides, cursed by lycanthropy and carrying the guilt of his brother's death. Then he's offered hope that his brother may yet survive. All he has to do is find the Holder: a powerful device created by mad devisers-and now in the hands of an ancient Strange who was banished to walk this Earth. In a land shaped by magic, steam, and iron, where the only things a man can count on are his guns, gears, and grit, Cedar will have to depend on all three if he's going to save his brother and reclaim his soul once and for all...

Rise Of The Dead Prince

Author : Brian A. Hurd
ISBN : 9781499068160
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Of the three princes of Valahia, two are heroes, but the third, Meier, is anything but Gloomy and pale, he holds the affections only of his family and the ancient court jester, Crocus. His fate is suddenly changed when Valahia is thrown into a bloody war, and Meier is finally put to the test. However, much to the surprise of all, Meier unlocks a hidden gift for strategy, and soon becomes a hero in his own right. Suddenly loved by all, his new found happiness is short-lived, for soon after a mysterious plague ravages the land, taking countless lives . . . including his own. Yet . . . Meier alone awakens with dark powers beyond his understanding. The land falls into chaos further when the dead begin to rise and attack the living, leaving only Meier to travel where no living thing can venture. With only the help of a raven, he must learn the ways of the darkest magic, his sole defense against the master of death that awaits him ahead. Here is the story of an unexpected hero, a prince who conquered death to become the last hope for the living.

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