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Crap Colouring In

Author : Joe Sumner
ISBN : 0752265822
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This hilarious parody of the adult coloring book phenomenon contains over 100 pages of age-appropriate pictures for adults to color. From traffic jams to tangled cords to an Out of Order toilet sign, here are all life's little annoyances for you to brighten up. Take the stress out of the everyday and rediscover your childish sense of wonder by mindlessly filling these pages with color from the baggage claim area to sink filled with dirty dishes."

Oh Crap I M Addicted

Author : Tracey Nahachewsky
ISBN : 153329030X
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OH CRAP I'M ADDICTED colouring book for adults, teens and children.It features 43 one sided art illustrations by artist Tracey Nahachewsky . Being single sided helps to make sure that the medium doesn't bleed onto the next design through the page. However you should still use a sheet of card under the page when you are colouring.In this book you will find a little bit of everything to fulfill your colouring addiction - from fairies, whimsy girls, dreamcatchers, tattoo art, dragonflies, mandala designs and funny quotes.It is recommended to use coloured pencils, watercolour pencils or Intense. Or, use promarkers/copics/sharpies and other markers and your gel pens for special effects (just be sure to use a sheet of card under the page you are colouring).Have fun fuelling your colouring addiction!

Colour Me Bad

Author : ILYA
ISBN : 1472137205
Genre : Games
File Size : 63. 10 MB
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Putting the stress back into colouring books, this is your chance to colour outside of the lines, to rip, rend, tear and destroy, scribble, deface or obliterate the images. Dump on your distress! Take out your frustrations on the page! Evil Editor ILYA I. KILLYA has assembled a crack team of top professional cartoonists and illustrators to 'toon up your terrors, throw out your troubles and definitively trash your traumas. Fill in these visual fillips, images of stress - distressed bods, stressful situations, the daily tripe that messes with your melons - and end it, any way you care to, however you dare to: Get creative, be artistic, play anarchic. Feel free to go as twisted or rude as you like! HELLO, KILL YOU Pet hates, bugbears, bastard bloody botheration! Stressy folks, hateful objects, hate figures - from traffic wardens to politicians, forever pissing on your chips - Big Blue Blistering Barnacles! 'Unexpected item in the bagging area.' ARRGGH! Second-hand smoke? Or is it the self-righteous anti-smoking lobby? GRRR! The missed bus, the long queue, the computer forever crashing . . . break Murphy's Law, scratch crap's eyes out. F*CK OFF CANCER! Accentuate the positive, obliterate the negative. DON'T MESS WITH MISTER IN-BETWEEN!

Diary Of A Crap Housewife

Author : Jessica Rowe
ISBN : 9781760870959
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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'Warning: this ain't no recipe book! But Jess's real, raw and often roaringly funny tales will nourish your soul. You'll devour it! And ask for seconds!' - Sarah Harris 'J-Ro's exuberance for this wonderful, sometimes messy and at times chaotic journey through life jumps joyfully out of each page. She's honest. She's disorganised. And she's got a heart of gold. Viva la Crap Housewife!' - Samantha Armytage Why not cut the crap, take the pressure off, and admit to the moments, days, weeks and months when the wheels fall off? In this fabulously funny, down-to-earth book, Diary of a Crap Housewife, Jessica Rowe writes honestly about her talent (or lack thereof) for cooking, about what's really important when it comes to mothering and family, and about her many and varied views, musings and commonsense advice on other crap housewife matters. As an added bonus, there are thirteen crap housewife recipes included, from Jessica's old favourite, spag bol, to a fresh and tasty Waldorf salad, and all so simple you can't go wrong. Being a crap housewife is a badge Jessica wears with pride, and it's a title she invites other women to embrace. The idea of crap lies in the real-life messes, hiccups, disasters and bad meals that many of us dish up and deal with every day. This mum is tired of the photos of perfectly packed school lunches, posts about gourmet family dinners eaten together at the table, and tales of neat, tidy and obedient children with smoothly brushed hair. It's time to reset the bar. Make expectations realistic. Strive to be kind, loving, smart and funny. Perfection is not required. 'Jess Rowe may be a crap housewife but she is a great writer and an even better friend. And she's right: I can be a bit of a smart arse.' - Joe Hildebrand 'This woman has enriched my life. And if you read this book your life will be enriched with honesty and love too!' - Denise Drysdale

Business Bullshit

Author : André Spicer
ISBN : 9781317433286
Genre : Business & Economics
File Size : 45. 93 MB
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Our organizations are flooded with empty talk. We are constantly "going forward" to lands of "deliverables", stopping off on the "journey" to "drill down" into "best practice". Being an expert at using management speak has become more important in corporate life than delivering long lasting results. The upshot is that meaningless corporate jargon is killing our organizations. In this book, management scholar the author argues we need to call this empty talk what it is: bullshit. The book looks at how organizations have become vast machines for manufacturing, distributing and consuming bullshit. It follows how the meaningless language of management has spread through schools, NGOs, politics and the media. Business Bullshit shows you how to spot business bullshit, considers why it is so popular, and outlines the impact it has on organizations and the people who work there. It also outlines what we can do to minimise bullshit at work. The author makes a case for why organizations need to avoid empty talk and reconnect with core activities.

Bad Vibes

Author : Luke Haines
ISBN : 9781409060567
Genre : Music
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Forget Blur/Oasis and Cool Britannia. None of that actually happened. Bad Vibes is the true story of English Rock in the nineties. Written with wit, brio and no small amount of bile, Luke Haines recounts how it felt to ride a wave of self-congratulatory success in a world with no taste. As frontman of The Auteurs, Haines tells of supporting Suede, conquering France, and failing to break America. Of knuckle-headed musos , baffling tours and a swiftly unravelling personal life. And of what it's like to be on the cusp of massive success. Funny, honest and ridiculously entertaining, Luke Haines attacks anyone within rifle range, and is more than happy to turn the gun on himself. Bad Vibes is a brilliant memoir from a man who tells it how it was - and how he wishes it hadn't been.

The Good The Bad And The Unlikely

Author : Ron S King
ISBN : 9781446690086
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Back From The Brink

Author : Graeme Cowan
ISBN : 9780980339307
Genre : Depressed persons
File Size : 80. 57 MB
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This title discusses with well-known and everyday Australians about their personal journey of enduring and overcoming depression. Written in a question and answer format, the book offers a raw and immediate format that strikes straight to the heart. The stories show just how real and prevalent depression is!

Big Book Of Random Crap Book One With Isbn

Author : Sam Backhouse
ISBN : 9781326462932
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A Good Girl S Guide To Bad Boys

Author : Katie Hart
ISBN : 9781474007375
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 40. 95 MB
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There’s nothing better than a bad boy... When feisty break dancer Andrea left for university, she thought she was ready to step into the real world. But she wasn’t prepared for meeting her new neighbour, Hunter. Arrogant, dangerous and a bit too sexy, Hunter’s everything Andrea knows she should resist...and can’t.

The Athenaeum

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ISBN : WISC:89013032701
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Sweary Coloring Book

Author : James Alexander
ISBN : 1523928875
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Update! There's a new edition of this book printed on black paper. View the new edition at: www.amazon.com/dp/1532700008/ "When I'm having a rough day I just color some swear words and I feel better." -- Pam Walton 20 Beautiful Swear Words To Color and Relax Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Design Comes in Two Versions: Black and Grey, 40 Pages in Total Each Swear Word is Designed with Florals, Paisleys, Mandalas, Swirls, and Motifs Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy Includes a Digital PDF Edition for Unlimited Printing and 10 Bonus Coloring Pages The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level PREVIEW Every Illustration from the Book at www.swearybook.com/secret Receive 4 Bonus Free Coloring Pages at www.swearybook.com Preview the entire book at www.swearybook.com/secret The Original #1 Bestselling Sweary Colouring Book! Featuring some of the most inappropriate swear words imaginable, these beautiful designs are a joy to color. Each swear word is replete with florals, designs, patterns, motifs, paisleys, and mandalas. * 20 Original Sweary Designs * Single-Sided Pages * Includes Black and Grey Versions * Sized to frame at 8.5 x 11" * Printed on white paper * Includes digital printable edition inside * Includes 10 digital bonus pages inside With many swear words to choose from, there's something for every swearing occassion. Comes with 10 bonus swears coloring pages, as well as a digital edition of the book, so you can print extra copies. This is the first book in the Sweary Coloring Book series, and is perfect for adults who want to destress, relax, or amuse themselves after a long day. Inside, you'll find everything from your typical household swear words to craftier, choicier picks. Flip the cover of the book on Amazon to see all the words on the back: What's Inside * Bullshit * Fuck * Piss Off * Asshole * Bitch * Slut * Whore * Cunt * Bastard * Douche * Shit * Damn * Shitballs * Sugartits * Twat Waffle * Baggy Vag * Piss Flaps * Bollocks * Crap * Fuckwit Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. TAGS: leafy animals coloring book, leafy animals james alexander

The Natural History Of Pliny

Author : Pliny (the Elder.)
ISBN : PRNC:32101064225723
Genre : Natural history
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Miniature Mausoleums

Author : Anissa Belkadi
ISBN : 9781312454132
Genre : Fiction
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Before the artificial intelligence movement of the 1960s, everyone used to dream of a future where robots could do all the tedious tasks we hate. Fold laundry, take out the garbage, boring chores. But no one could have guessed that our synthetic counterparts would one day master intricate surgery, automobile maintenance, and virtually any job that code could be written for. All these advancements should have made life easy. But, as Dante Casio was well aware, mechanical helpers can't fix everything. After years of struggling under the crippling grief of losing his family, he pushes on day by day with the help of his only friend left, Gloria Vale. It seems as if his life will stay horribly stagnant, never moving forward. Until Dante becomes the prime suspect in a recent arson case, and Gloria takes him on the run. Along the way he learns more about himself, his family, and the nature of their robotic helpers than he ever wanted to know.

Swear Word Coloring

Author : Blume
ISBN : 0648076806
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Swear Word Coloring Books: Bitch-Bombs For Bitches.TRENDING NOW! ALL NEW BITCHY RELEASE! It's payback time for all those bitchesColor Bitch-Bomb swear words entwined in gorgeous art-house designs. Choose bitch words to fit the bitches. Have fun, chill-out, release stress and relax in a totally artistic way. 'Game Over Bitches'. B-Bombs are like love-notes... in reverse! Enjoy! NOW WITH BITCH-BOMBS YOU CAN KICK IT UP A KNOTCH AND TAKE SWEAR WORD COLORING TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. SWEAR BY COLORING: Bitch-erasing bitchilicious swear words on every page. COLORFUL ADULT PLEASURE-STATE: It's about 'Me Time'. Have fun, relax and be happy with just you and your own creativity. COLOR AWAY: Release stress and anger as you color-in the rudest swear words imaginable. FOREVER PAGES: Turn your coloring book into a keeper. Each coloring page is printed on a separate sheet so you can create a beautiful book with no bleed through. COLOR-UP THE WILD AND THE BEAUTIFUL: Cute pet animals, secret gardens, beautiful flowers, birds, women, mystic motifs and more, for your coloring pleasure. YOUR ART STUDIO: Stunning coloring pages created by talented artists' passionate about the art of design. Bitch-Bombs for Bitches Swear Word Coloring pages are designed with artistic adult colorists in mind. - NEW RELEASE! The hot off the press Swear Word Coloring Book for every adult who 'swears by coloring'. - Sized to frame at 8.5" x 11" - Single-Sided Pages - Printed on white paper - A selection of coloring pages for all coloring levels up to the most advanced. Tags: swear word coloring book; swear word adult coloring book; sweary coloring book; adult swear word coloring book; adult coloring books best sellers; adult coloring books; coloring books for adults relaxation; artists illustrators; mandalas; stress relieving patterns; coloring pages for adults; meditation; mindfulness meditation; nature mandalas coloring books for grownups; anti-stress management; sweary words coloring book; swear coloring book; cursing coloring book; the sweary coloring book; swearing coloring book

Journal

Author : Manchester (Greater Manchester) College of Science and Technology
ISBN : UOM:39015067236144
Genre : Technology
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Journal

Author : Municipal School of Technology (Manchester, England)
ISBN : HARVARD:HXH1CN
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A Treatise On The Statute Of Frauds

Author : William Fischer Agnew
ISBN : OXFORD:N10992483
Genre : Electronic books
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On The Origin Of Species By Means Of Natural Selection; Or The Preservation Of Favoured Races In The Struggle For Life

Author : Charles Darwin
ISBN : BSB:BSB10075365
Genre : Evolution
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On The Origin Of Species By Means Of Natural Selection

Author : Charles Darwin
ISBN : HARVARD:32044106316482
Genre : Evolution (Biology)
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