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Go F Ck Yourself Cian

Author : Cian Twomey
ISBN : 9781911274971
Genre : Humor
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Go F*ck Yourself, Cian! is a laugh-out-loud alternative relationship guide by Facebook's favourite comedian, Cian Twomey. Fine, nothing, and okay are three words when used by your partner, that are guaranteed to make a man's testicles shrink in fear - and so they should according to Cian Twomey, Facebook's favourite comedian, whose imaginary other half has threatened to push him into a well and when all else fails hopes he chokes on his own slice of pizza. What did Cian do to deserve such atrocities? A lot - according to erratic Emily, the difficult other half to Cian's own personality. Go F*ck Yourself Cian is the relationship guide for you, no matter your status; single, friends with benefits, loved up, or ashamedly whipped, this book holds the answers. Learn what to do with Cian's practical advice, from that awkward first date to that even more awkward first fart. Learn what not to do with Emily's not so helpful interjections and high maintenance demands, and get to know the real Cian and Emily and their heart-warming romance. Cian Twomey: 'There's days where I think my girlfriend is the most beautiful thing on the planet, there's also days when I want to leave her in a forest...'

Hello Heartbreak

Author : Amy Huberman
ISBN : 9780141943237
Genre : Fiction
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'Will have you laughing out loud ... lovely' Cosmopolitan You'd think twenty-seven years would be enough time to wise up to the rules of love and loss, especially Rule Number 1: Do not, at any time, let him see how much he has hurt you. But no, Izzy Keegan was probably off doing sambuca shots when that lesson was being taught. So, starting with public humiliation (that infamous blow-up with her Ex and his new woman ... huge mistake), and taking in temporary insanity, rebound sex, and a night in a police cell along the way, Izzy has to make up her own rules for coping with heartbreak. Luckily she has friends who are there for her through thick and thin (even if 'doing an Izzy' is their new shorthand for completely losing it). And she's got her foot in the door of the film business (though dogsbody wasn't exactly the job she dreamt of doing). Now, all she has to do is put the dirty cheating love-rat behind her. You'd think twenty-seven years would be enough time to wise up to the rules of love and loss. Make that twenty-seven and a bit ... 'Witty, observant and very Bridget Jones-like, this brilliant read is thoroughly enjoyable' Closer magazine 'Like Jane Austen on ecstasy' Sunday Independent 'A funny romantic comedy ... like Bridget Jones on Viagra' Irish Daily Mail 'Fun, bubbly, gutsy and lively' U Magazine 'Tender, romantic and laugh aloud funny' Irish Examiner 'Sharp and sassy' Irish Tatler 'She can really write ... a deserved No 1' Irish Independent


Author : Hope Anika
Genre : Fiction
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"How are you?" “Suck it,” she told the monitor. But part of her tingled. Idiot. "When are we going to meet?" Her heart leapt, but she scowled. Even knowing it was a bad idea, she typed, “AS IF.” "Don’t be like that, a rứnsearc. You know you want to." Damn him. She didn’t have time for this. There were files to download. People to manipulate. Men to kill. ◆◆◆ Honor Genovese, AKA Aequitas, is number eight on the FBI’s Most Wanted List. A hacker extraordinaire, Honor lives to destroy those who destroy others. Ever since the murder of her family and the kidnapping of her sister Hannah, Honor has worked tirelessly to unmask and obliterate the predators of the world, and to find the sister stolen from her. But when she suddenly discovers Hannah on the other side of the world, Honor must leave the safe, insulated realm she has built and dare to reach out to the man who hunts her. Cian Lazarus, former merc and renowned security specialist, has spent years tracking and tracing the identity of the elusive hacker Aequitas, but the woman he’s discovered is far more than he ever expected. Now he spends his days challenging her, enticing her, daring her to respond to the alluring pull and the inexorable history between them. When Aequitas finally—reluctantly—reaches out to him for help, it is everything Cian has been waiting for. Honor wants only to save her sister. But Cian is determined to unmask and claim the woman he's spent years chasing. And neither is prepared for the reality which awaits them, or the consequences of the truth that will ultimately define them... ◆◆Aequitas is a Novella which includes characters first introduced in The Getaway, but can be read as a stand-alone work. It also includes excerpts of Hope Anika's novels The Getaway, The Bequest, In Plain Sight and Evolution: Awakening.◆◆ ★★★★★ "Electric." ★★★★★ "A wonderful read and escape." ★★★★★ "Anika doesn't disappoint."

Tomorrow Will Be Kinder

Author : Katja Salewski
ISBN : 9783741262722
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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After moving away from London, Ichiro struggles to accept his new life in a small northern town with no one but his aunt and his dog to keep him company. That is, until he meets Cian Lanters. Ichiro finds himself being pulled into the dark mystery that is Cian, undoubtedly losing his heart to him. But it's not long until he realizes: the boy is battling something that is hard to be fought.

When I Was Last On Cherry Street

Author : Harry Roskolenko
ISBN : UCAL:B4102270
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Fuck This Shitshow A Gratitude Journal For Tired Ass Mathemacian

Author : Mathemacian Cool Gifts
ISBN : 9798600414822
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Buy this amazing and elegant notebook for yourself or anyone, birthday gift perfect for documenting notes, ideas and memories, or even sketching 6 x 0.3 x 9 inches 120 blank lined pages Stylish matter finish cover Checkout our other awesome designs for all months by clicking our brande name.


Author : Christa Parravani
ISBN : 9780805096545
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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Wall Street Journal, "Favorite Books of the Year 2013" Cosmopolitan, "Best Books of the Year for Women" Library Journal, "Best Books of 2013" Salon, "Best Books of 2013" "Haunting... more than a beautifully written memoir. [A] powerful and raw love letter."—The Washington Post A blazingly passionate memoir of identity and love: when a charismatic and troubled young woman dies tragically, her identical twin must struggle to survive Christa Parravani and her identical twin, Cara, were linked by a bond that went beyond siblinghood, beyond sisterhood, beyond friendship. Raised up from poverty by a determined single mother, the gifted and beautiful twins were able to create a private haven of splendor and merriment between themselves and then earn their way to a prestigious college and to careers as artists (a photographer and a writer, respectively) and to young marriages. But, haunted by childhood experiences with father figures and further damaged by being raped as a young adult, Cara veered off the path to robust work and life and in to depression, drugs and a shocking early death. A few years after Cara was gone, Christa read that when an identical twin dies, regardless of the cause, 50 percent of the time the surviving twin dies within two years; and this shocking statistic rang true to her. "Flip a coin," she thought," those were my chances of survival." First, Christa fought to stop her sister's downward spiral; suddenly, she was struggling to keep herself alive. Beautifully written, mesmerizingly rich and true, Christa Parravani's account of being left, one half of a whole, and of her desperate, ultimately triumphant struggle for survival is informative, heart-wrenching and unforgettably beautiful.

The Works Of William Shakespeare

Author : William Shakespeare
ISBN : STANFORD:36105048023233
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Maledicta 2 1978

Author : Reinhold Aman
ISBN : 0916500527
Genre : Reference
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The Lover S Tongue

Author : Mark Morton
ISBN : 9781897414491
Genre : Electronic books
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This delightful book includes over 100 mini-essays explaining the origins and historical development of words in our language that pertain to love and sex. Do you know, for example, what a 78 is? Here's a hint: like the old 78 rpm records, the term refers to a man who is ... well, on the fast side! Diligently researched, The Lover's Tongue is written in a light-hearted style. A dictionary of a different kind, this book is the perfect gift for that special someone, or for the connoisseur of language and history in your life

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