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How To Raise Your I Q By Eating Gifted Children

Author : Lewis Burke Frumkes
ISBN : 9780595002368
Genre : Humor
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Lewis Burke Frumkes, one of America's very best satirists, sharpens his pen on the fads, fears, and fashions of the urban landscape. Here are 49 hilarious ways to cope with them. Explore the benefits of aerobic typing. Wile a friend with "Exotic Gifts from Harry and Larry" including "Road Imperial Valium—America's Favorite Tranquilizer—Only Better." Take charge of your next meeting with Frumkes's "New Rules of Order," which include Blurting, Interrupting, and Bullwhipping. Jump in the saddle and rope a roach—apartment style. And, of course, raise your I.Q. with a delicious "Gifted Child Fricassee."

Name Crazy

Author : Lewis Burke Frumkes
ISBN : 1475917880
Genre : Reference
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Jane: One of the four caustics; potash, soda; acid, and Jane. John: Short for "Jump-On-His-Neck," an old racing term used to exhort jockeys who are sitting too far back on their mounts. In this remarkably useful little book, you will find the real origins of over 360 names, from Agnes to Rambo, from Darwin to Woody ("the eight dwarf, after Doc, Grumpy, Sleepy, Bashful, Dopey, Jumpy, and Mike"). Here you will find the truth about your name. It doesn't mean "one who is wise beyond all knowing." no, it has a lot to do with Helga, the butch goddess of mayonnaise. Sometimes the truth hurts, but when Lewis Frumkes, the author of How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children, tells it, it's also very funny.

The 2 548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

Author : Robert Byrne
ISBN : 9780743277556
Genre : Reference
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Drawing from diverse personages -- Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen -- Robert Byrne has mined a collection of wit and wisdom that deserves a special place on every humor lover's bookshelf. These unique, witty, and outrageous quotations, previously published in four separate volumes, are now gathered together in a seemingly limitless trove of pithy and often irreverent one-liners, retorts, put-downs, jokes, and last words that cover every conceivable subject and will appeal to every taste. Highlights include: "Start every day with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C. Fields "Men read maps better than women because only men understand that an inch can equal a hundred miles." -- Roseanne Barr "Happiness is having a large loving family in another city." -- George Burns

Grammar Rules

Author : Craig Shrives
ISBN : 9780857837011
Genre : Language Arts & Disciplines
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Do you know how to use semicolons, where to put your apostrophes and when to use commas? Do you know the difference between affect and effect, if and whether, or who and whom? Do you know why this stuff matters? If you've reached a stage in your career or education where your writing needs to be high quality, Grammar for Grown-ups is a must for your top drawer. Vocational rather than academic, Grammar for Grown-ups is packed with real-life examples and keeps you engaged with a wealth of great quotations from Homer the Greek to Homer the Simpson. Straight talking and methodical, Craig Shrives draws on his years as an intelligence officer as well as over a decade spent compiling his popular grammar website to present a comprehensive but light-hearted and easily digestible grammar reference guide.

Favorite Words Of Famous People

Author : Lewis Burke Frumkes
ISBN : 1933338903
Genre : Language Arts & Disciplines
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Presents the favorite words of two hundred fifty contemporary thinkers and creators, including Hillary Clinton, Ariana Huffington, and Yann Martel, describing the significance of the favorite word for each contributor.

Advice For Young Writers

Author : Lewis Burke Frumkes
ISBN : 1936863677
Genre : Language Arts & Disciplines
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"Style - Creative habits - Word choice - Handling criticism"--Cover.


Author : Young Adults Cooperative Book Review Group of Massachusetts
ISBN : UOM:39015036835034
Genre : Books
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Everywoman S Emotional Well Being

Author : Carol Tavris
ISBN : 0132923432
Genre : Psychology
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Essays discuss love, work, self-respect, the stages in a woman's life, stress, exercise, diet, crime, depression, and psychotherapy

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Genre : American literature
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