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A Perfect Ten

Author : Linda Kage
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Let your hair down, Caroline, they said. It'll be fun, they said. I know I've closed myself off in a major way in the past year, ever since “the incident” where I messed up my life completely. It's past time I try to live again or just give up completely. But this is quite possibly the craziest thing I've ever done. In a last ditch effort to invigorate myself, I'm standing outside Oren Tenning's bedroom, I just peeled off the sexiest pair of underwear I own, and my hand is already raised to knock. My brother would disown me for doing anything with his best friend, and he'd probably kill Oren. But if I play my cards right, no one will ever know about this. Not even Ten. Maybe after tonight, I’ll finally get over this stupid, irrational crush I hate having on the biggest jerk I’ve ever met. Or maybe I’ll just end up falling for him even harder. Maybe I’ll discover there’s so much more to my crude, carefree hunk than meets the eye.

The Bad Boy Trilogy

Author : Shandi Boyes
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Genre : Fiction
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Three Fire-sparking Standalones by a USA Today Bestselling Author! Spy Thy Neighbor: I flew across the country with one goal in my mind.... finish my book.... and perhaps lick the wounds of my shredded heart. My editor was screaming for the first draft, my agent was nagging for teasers, and my publisher was reminding me that my strict deadline was only weeks away. However, there was a dilemma: I had writer's block. Not a little spanner thrown into the works writer's block. Writers. Block. Just as I was about to call in defeat, I spotted him. The bearded, tattooed man who lives in the glasshouse next door. He was in a venereal, lust-filled twist with a pretty blonde who had buxom bosoms and legs that went for miles. I should have looked away. I should have respected his privacy. I should NOT have taken detailed dot points on his impressive technique, well-carved physique, and droplets of sweat running down his tattooed torso. However, each precise thrust of his hips had words flowing quicker than I could write them. He was my inspiration. My muse. My next alpha male book boyfriend. Everything was perfect.... until the bearded man spotted me spying on him. The Opposite Effect: Brax Anderson is the #1 bachelor on his side of Ravenshoe. With ruggedly handsome looks and a gorgeous heart, women swarm to him like bees to a honeypot. His grandma, friends, and a few hours between the sheets with a variety of bunnies keeps his blood pumping. He is a self-proclaimed bachelor with no intentions of settling down. That all changes when a girl from the right side of the tracks saunters into his life. With a fire-breathing attitude and a body even hotter than that, it is not just Brax's blood pressure surging to record-breaking highs. The blonde princess tosses out callous words like they're grenades, and can spar with the best of them, but what happens when a beauty meets a beast she can't conquer? Will Brax defy the laws of attraction? Or will the dragon finally slay the princess? I Married A Mob Boss: I thought waking up hungover with no recollection of the previous twenty-four hours would be the worst thing I’d encounter during my whirlwind trip to Vegas. It wasn’t... not even close. Not only did I wake up in a strange room with a platinum band wrapped around my finger, I witnessed something no woman should ever see: a gruesome murder. If that wasn’t unscrupulous enough, the unspeakable act was done by my husband: the stranger I married. With freshly signed alimony papers and a guilt-riddled heart, I left Vegas praying what happens in Vegas truly does stay in Vegas. My hope was left for dust when the fragment of my life I tried to forget collided into the present. Can the guarded, tortured man I married keep me safe when he is the one I need protecting from the most?

The Opposite Effect

Author : Shandi Boyes
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A slow-burning enemies to lovers romance from an all-male POV. Brax Anderson is the #1 bachelor on his side of Ravenshoe. With ruggedly handsome looks and a gorgeous heart, women swarm to him like bees to a honeypot. His grandma, friends, and a few hours between the sheets with a variety of bunnies keeps his blood pumping. He is a self-proclaimed bachelor with no intentions of settling down. That all changes when a girl from the right side of the tracks saunters into his life. With a fire-breathing attitude and a body even hotter than that, it is not just Brax's blood pressure surging to record-breaking highs. The blonde princess tosses out callous words like they're grenades, and can spar with the best of them, but what happens when a beauty meets a beast she can't conquer? Will Brax defy the laws of attraction? Or will the dragon finally slay the princess? Please note: this story is NOT a fairytale. The scenes are hot, the main man is even hotter, and the storyline is gritty and real. Recommended for audiences over the age of 18 due to sexual content, adult scenes, and swear words. If hot alpha men with big hearts and rough exteriors scare you, this may not be the book for you. Although this is book eight in the Enigma Series, it can be read as a standalone.

The Flapdoodle Follies

Author : E.L. Doc Hunter
ISBN : 9781312467651
Genre : Poetry
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"The Flapdoodle Follies" is a celebration of words. Sometimes archaic, perhaps a bit bizarre - but always beautiful - words have a power to transport or transform, to tickle and tease, and to terrify. Strung together in this way or that, a melody emerges, sometimes bubbling along, sometimes crashing with vicious, thunderous force; the result need not always be pleasant to be enjoyable. Words also have the power to inspire our imaginations, to set us off on a journey of reflection and exploration or on a madcap adventure into the unknown. Without a preconceived story to tell, the author lets the words themselves define the contours of the pieces. The result is collection of absurdist poetry, fantastical tales, and dark reflection. Sometimes playful, sometimes despairing, the author follows the stream of consciousness inspired by these words wherever it takes him, creating pieces that, somehow, in attempting to be unfocused, open, and direct, end up being very focused and true.

Gangster Doodles

Author : Marlon Sassy
ISBN : 9780062856548
Genre : Art
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A collectible, four-color illustrated A–Z treasury of gangster rappers, the hip-hop high-life, and notorious pop culture history, told through a series of graphic doodles on 3” x 3” sticky notes. Four years ago, a Post-it® note changed Marlon Sassy’s life. Using office supplies “borrowed” from his admin job, Sassy began creating colorful sketches of rappers in highlighter, Sharpie, and pen. He made his debut posting his rendition of Snoop on Tumblr under the pseudonym “Gangster Doodles.” Next was Bart Simpson and Biggie, then Yams and Yeezy. Soon, he had amassed a cult following of fans who clamored for his next artistic interpretation. Gangster Doodles brings together more than 400 of his most popular illustrations with thirty never-before-seen pieces. An impressive and comprehensive A–Z compendium, it features everyone from Black Jesus to Beyoncé, Kendrick Lamar to LeBron James, Jean-Michel Basquiat to Young Thug, and Kermit the Frog to Action Bronson. This is the ultimate gift for rap fanatics and pop culture addicts alike.

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Author : David Meltzer
ISBN : UCAL:$B399389
Genre : Rock musicians
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Autogeddon Day

Author : Dyllis Brett
ISBN : 9781291779141
Genre : Fiction
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'Pray and display. The two wheeled, cowboy gypsy biker, battles to save his corrupt soul from the evils of spiritual terrorism.'

The Art Of Saying Fuck You With Class Elegance

Author : Ew People Publishing
ISBN : 9798655448797
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An umpteenth coloring book for stress relief? Nah, just a cute and kawaii doodle coloring book with fucking quotes. If you're a kawaii lover and you like swearing, then this book is prefect for you! This curse word coloring book contains 23 doodle patterns, each with a snappy and sassy quote to say "fuck you" with class and elegance. Each doodle pattern is two pages long and includes a swearing quote like: If you show me you don't give a fuck, I'll show you that I'm better at it I don't hold grudges, you just become irrelevant Can you see the "fuck you" in my smile? and more! ... that's why this book is not intended for kids. Unlike the others, this book is conveniently sized so you can take it with you anywhere. With its 6x9 inch dimensions, it will easily fit in your bag. With The Art of Saying "Fuck You" with class & elegance, you will laugh your ass off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book.It is also the perfect way to relax and unwind for those with an irreverent sense of humour. Product details: Matte soft cover Dimensions: 6 x 9 inches; 15,24 x 22,86 cm; convenient size, easy to take along everywhere 23 doodle patterns; each pattern printed two pages long, making a total of 46 coloring pages Have fun with this original coloring book for adults!

Prettiest Horse In The Glue Factory The

Author : Corey White
ISBN : 9781760899134
Genre : Comedians
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Corey White was a golden child. He knew this because his father would hit his mother and his sisters but not him. And his mother adored him so much she let him drop out of primary school. After losing his father to jail and his mother to heroin, though, he became a target for cruelty and dysfunction in foster homes. A scholarship to a prestigious boarding school lifted him out of foster care and awakened a love of learning and reading for him, but this was soon overwhelmed by a crushing depression and drug addiction. Through it all, he kept thinking - sometimes hoping, sometimes fearing - that he was destined for something bigger. Would he find salvation in the halls of a university, or a poetically grimy crack den, or through love? Or would the golden glow that had been in him since childhood ultimately fade, leaving only darkness and ruin? The Prettiest Horse in the Glue Factory is a memoir of trauma and survival that will break your heart and then show you how to rebuild it. It is a powerful, lyrical and darkly funny debut from one of Australia's brightest young comedians. 'Equal parts hilarious and horrifying, Corey's story is one of the most powerful I have ever read.' Wil Anderson 'Look back in anger. Look around in acceptance. Look forward in love. Harrowing, and yet hopeful.' Tim Rogers

Blood And Ashes

Author : Matt Hilton
ISBN : 9780062225290
Genre : Fiction
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Matt Hilton’s pulse-pounding thriller Blood and Ashes has ex-military operative Joe Hunter facing down a gang hell-bent on mass destruction. The police say Brook Reynolds’ death in a car accident was just a tragic accident, but her father knows better, and he wants Joe Hunter to bring her killer to justice. Hunter is skeptical until another attack—and a threat to Brook’s sister—changes his mind. Soon the entire family is under siege and only Joe can truly protect them. The battle to save Brook’s family starts Joe Hunter on a trail of death that leads right to the heart of a racist conspiracy. White supremacists want to hold the government to ransom; and they have got their hands on a dirty bomb to make everyone pay attention. But can Joe stop the plotters before they reduce the free world to ashes?

Random House Historical Dictionary Of American Slang A G

Author : Jonathan E. Lighter
ISBN : UOM:49015002912294
Genre : Reference
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A collection of American slang which includes both present-day and historical terms

The Eighth Sin

Author : Stefan Kanfer
ISBN : UOM:39015030699519
Genre : Fiction
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Benoit, a Gypsy survivor of a Nazi concentration camp, gradually confronts his past as he moves from Germany to London to New York.

In The War For Peace

Author : C. N. Hetzner
ISBN : UOM:39015041071740
Genre : Fiction
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In the War for Peace captures the energy and fervency of the anti-Vietnam War movement of the sixties with vivid depictions and an uncanny ear for dialogue. Students Dewitt, Gordon, Lam, Effie, Edie, and Gigi live on and around a campus in the midwest. With the backdrop of the Vietnam War shadowing their lives, the students' peaceful and violent protests - both personal and political - taken on an authentic and surreal aspect. The girls are in a band, the boys do dope, and one of their friends goes underground after breaking into a gun store. A series of protests that begin peacefully ends in violence and death, when workers are killed at a napalm factory. A disillusioned Dewitt, the main character, takes off on a cross country adventure, banging on doors in New Hampshire for the presidential candidate, Eugene McCarthy, working construction in Connecticut, living with a refrigerator artist in New York City, and laboring with a half-breed Indian plumber in upstate New York. His travels, both physical and emotional, ultimately give him at least a partial answer to his question: whether war - between countries, friends, or family members - is inevitable.

Hard Aground

Author : James W. Hall
ISBN : 0440213576
Genre : Fiction
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While trying to solve the murder of his older brother, Miami playboy Hap Tyler discovers the secret that may have led to his brother's death: a 450-year-old sunken Spanish treasure ship carrying $400 million worth of plunder. Reprint.

My Fucking Book

Author : One Jacked Monkey
ISBN : 1523974389
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Hey, there's no special secret inside this book or magical cure to what ails you. Less content and more room for putting your thoughts and feelings about whatever the fuck you want. With 90 pages to write on these wonderfully spaced lines, you'll have plenty of room to jot out anything you feel like. Want to write? Cool, you can do that. Need to doodle? Shoot, yeah, you can do that too. Administering a paper cut to someone? No promises but this book may be able to do that too. It's "My Fucking Book" so why wouldn't you buy it?!

The Brass Kangaroo

Author : Dusty Wolfe
ISBN : PSU:000005559350
Genre : Australian fiction
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Novel depicting race relations set in the South Australian opal fields.

The Funny Office Gag Gifts

Author : Theofficeboss
ISBN : 1099558093
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You'll love this The Funny Office Gag Gifts Composition Notebook Journal: My Fucking Thoughts Best boss, coworker leaving for retirement, employee appreciation present This beautiful notebook is printed on high quality interior stock with a gorgeous The Funny Office Gag Gifts cover. There is plenty of room inside for writing your personal ideas, meeting notes, creative stories, journaling, habit tracker, to-do lists making, school homework assignments, recipes or simply doodling. 110 pages for teacher Weekly / Monthly Action Plan Compact book size: 6x9 inches; Fits in most purses, backpacks, and totes. Durable matte, sturdy paperback cover, perfect bound, for an expert finish. Acid-free archival-quality paper takes pen or pencil beautifully. Perfect book to write in daily, take notes and jot down ideas - one line a day. Amazing quality book makes ideal BFF Birthday Gifts for friends and family. Christmas Present, Stocking Stuffers, White Elephant. Graduation Gifts for Students and Teachers. Presents Baskets for happy kids, teens and adults. RobustCreative(R) offers a wide variety of useful journals, planners, notebooks and diaries for every occasion. This design is also available with plain lined, Cornell note taking system, college ruled, dot grid, blank pages, storyboard, calendar, composition books, and doodle sketchbook interiors ... plus many more.

Danger Close

Author : Jon F. Merz
ISBN : 1594142564
Genre : Fiction
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"For Jake Thunder, an ex-US Air Force special operations commando who was paralyzed in Somalia, everyday life is a battle of extremes. A hard-boiled, hard-drinking womanizer on one hand, Jake also tries to learn from the wisdom of his Native American past while trying to revive his dead legs through holistic acupuncture treatments. When a knockout blonde strides into his office and demands he figure out who killed her (twin) sister, he doesn't dare refuse"--Front flap.

My Book Of All The Fucking Idiots I Want To Stab

Author : Samson Blue Love
ISBN : 1790233844
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Spice up your office with this hilarious gift notebook journal with a funny saying. Be inspired to write in this notebook every day and give your team workmates a laugh with the funniest present. Start every day with a smile with this handy note book with generous wide ruled lines for noting meetings, to do lists, doodling, frustrating office events and gossiping about your coworkers. Working has never been so much fun. A great present idea for and employee, manager, co-worker or the big boss. Make your Christmas naughty and nice with this gag gift idea for adults. This is the perfect notebook to gift to yourself or a loved one on birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day and Father's Day. Use the ruled pages for your favorite inspiring quotes and to record your goals and dreams. Handy to use at work, in your home office or sit on the beach and jot down all your achievements. Keep track of goals and record happy memories in this notebook. Perfect for all adults, men and women will love this inspirational motivational journal with a funny quote. Give it to your boss, employees, co-workers or supervisor. 104 blank lined pages Use it as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing, doodling, journaling or just vent your frustrations Handy note book features 6 inch by 9 inch pages This softcover notebook has a smooth matte finish and white pages Beautifully designed to make the perfect present for a loved one

My Book Of All The Fucking Idiots I Want To Shoot

Author : Samson Blue Love
ISBN : 1790237785
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Spice up your office with this hilarious gift notebook journal with a funny saying. Be inspired to write in this notebook every day and give your team workmates a laugh with the funniest present. Start every day with a smile with this handy note book with generous wide ruled lines for noting meetings, to do lists, doodling, frustrating office events and gossiping about your coworkers. Working has never been so much fun. A great present idea for and employee, manager, co-worker or the big boss. Make your Christmas naughty and nice with this gag gift idea for adults. This is the perfect notebook to gift to yourself or a loved one on birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day and Father's Day. Use the ruled pages for your favorite inspiring quotes and to record your goals and dreams. Handy to use at work, in your home office or sit on the beach and jot down all your achievements. Keep track of goals and record happy memories in this notebook. Perfect for all adults, men and women will love this inspirational motivational journal with a funny quote. Give it to your boss, employees, co-workers or supervisor. 104 blank lined pages Use it as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing, doodling, journaling or just vent your frustrations Handy note book features 6 inch by 9 inch pages This softcover notebook has a smooth matte finish and white pages Beautifully designed to make the perfect present for a loved one

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