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Monster Farts

Author : J. B. O'Neil
ISBN : 170029380X
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BONUS - Includes FREE "Monster Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Monster Farts: Ghoulishly Bad Gas!" You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. That's twice the farting fun! Here's what readers are saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Book series: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." ~ Lisa D. "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" ~ Tom Foster "This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" ~ Rob Rodenparker Halloween Hijinks and Monster Mashes! Get ready to laugh at the silliest, stinkiest, grossest, most ridiculous Fart Book ever! You'll be in stitches when: Milo and his pal's pranks set a porch on fire with nothing but farts! A neighbor gets the fright of his life from his toilet paper... A monster fart turns out to LITERALLY be a Monster-Fart! With 22 goofy illustrations and non-stop spooky fun, "Halloween Farts" is a must-read book for any kid on Halloween. And right now, you can get a FREE audiobook version too, INSTANTLY! Add "Monster Farts" to your cart now, before this devilish deal expires!

There Is A Monster Under My Christmas Tree Who Farts Fart Monster And Friends

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781460701812
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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The sequel to the hilarious THERE IS A MONSTER UNDER MY BED WHO FARTS. How much trouble can one little monster cause at Christmas time? From the cheeky duo who brought you THERE IS A MONSTER UNDER MY BED WHO FARTS and THE PIRATE WHO HAD TO PEE comes a book that is perfect for naughty boys this Christmas. The Fart Monster is back and he's tootier than ever! It's Christmas, and Fart Monster is up to his old stinky tricks ... Will the boy get the blame this time? Or will he be able to convince Santa to keep him off the naughty list? Ages: 3+

My Robot Farts Epub

Author : Dingleberry Small
ISBN : 9781536577372
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Daniel D. Drek has a problem. His new toy robot won’t stop farting, and even worse, he’s the one getting blamed. Can Danny boy put a cork in his robot’s farting habit once and for all, or will his parents ground him for all eternity? Intended for children 9-12. WARNING: This book is full of farts!

There Is A Monster Under My Bed Who Farts Fart Monster And Fri

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781743096680
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... The funniest picture book since The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew it Was None of his Business. Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... From two amazing talents comes a hilarious picture book that's guaranteed to be a runaway hit with both young and old. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian

There Is A Monster On My Holiday Who Farts Fart Monster And Fr

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781460705551
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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The Fart Monster goes global! Get your passports ready; we're about to go around the world in 80 farts ... Fart, fart and away! Most families go on holiday to get away from it all. But what if a lingering smell followed you from one country to the next? Ever wondered what could remove that smile from the Mona Lisa's face? What could force the Buckingham Palace guards to run for their lives? What mighty gust of wind could finally make the Leaning Tower of Pisa fall? All will be revealed in There is a Monster on My Holiday Who Farts! PRAISE FOR TIM AND MATT'S PICTURE BOOKS 'sure to ignite laughter, especially with boys!' -- Reading Time 'gross but hilarious' -- Better Reading

Monster Farts Coloring Book

Author : M. T. Lott
ISBN : 1951728092
Genre : Crafts & Hobbies
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Monster farts are ... well ... monstrous! And, maybe a little embarrassing. Find out for yourself in this detailed, amazing, unconventional, astounding, and epic farting monster coloring book! Contains twenty-two original illustrations. Monsters caught in the act include: zombie, bigfoot, wendigo, chupacabra, alien, ghost, and many more!

There Is A Monster On My Holiday Who Farts

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 0733334652
Genre : Children's stories
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The family's holiday is being ruined by a monster who keeps farting!

A Lonely Wayward Fart Named Steve Episode 1 Maloofed

Author : Donald Rump
ISBN : 9781533758286
Genre : Fiction
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When Steve Skaggs realizes that his earthly body is gone and now he’s a crusty, old fart, the circumstances behind his mysterious death become clear, sending on an aloof adventure of betrayal and deceit. A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve is an ongoing serial novel. This particular volume, including the subsequent author’s note, is approximately 3,150 words. WARNING This story is about a man who dies and comes back to life as a fart. There’s sex involved—not with farts, because you can’t have sex with a fart, you dolt! Anyways, there’s a Pakistani meat stick that’s mentioned, boobs that seem to defy the laws of the galaxy, and plenty of cruel and unusual things that happen to everyone’s favorite fart, Steve. Even if you are some perverted old fool, don’t read it to your kids. You don’t want to have to explain where our arch villainess’ mouth has been. And don’t say that I didn’t warn you!

Fart Monster And Me

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781460711576
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 86. 93 MB
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'THESE BOOKS REALLY GO OFF!' -- Mac Park, Boy Vs Beast The chapter books your reluctant reader will actually want to read! FART MONSTER AND ME is the hilarious series from bestselling duo Tim Miller and Matt Stanton -- sure to get kids laughing ... and reading! A bindup of the four books in the series: The Crash Landing, The New School, The Birthday Party, The Class Excursion. PRAISE 'I would recommend this book and series to readers who ... don't really enjoy reading that much -- I think this series could help to change that.' - ReadPlus.com.au

Monster Fart Wars

Author : A. M. Shah
ISBN : 1943684537
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Can Mayor Donald Fart and his Monster Farts defeat the evil wizard, Severe Cold, and his Booger minions in the second epic Monster Fart Wars battle? If you love farts, boogers, burps, and pimples, then you do not want to miss the Monster Fart Wars II and the battle to control Gas Mountain.

Fart Book Fart Monster Bean Fart Jokes Stories

Author : El Ninjo
ISBN : 9781635018554
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Let me introduce myself: "I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur, you are going to love these bottom burping fart disasters! I am going to demonstrate how I take advantage of each single sports adventure in Volume 2." He uses his powerful bean blowing air push and wins every challenging sports activity like this: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound (This is a brand new and never before released story) and more bean blowing stories... In Volume 3, El Ninjo is demonstrating how he takes advantage of each dog farts adventure in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous jungle animals. These hilarious short stories are teaching your kids the smart way! He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" See you inside where you and your kids will laugh off your pants with these hilarious pant ripping stories...

Fart Monster And Me The Birthday Party Book 3

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 0733340202
Genre : Australian fiction
File Size : 34. 67 MB
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Birthday parties should be fun, not smelly. Too bad the fart monster doesn't know that ... Ben's been invited to a birthday party and the whole class is there, including the fart monster. There are plenty of party games and ... a terrible smell. While everyone blames the dog, Ben knows it's not Turbo's fault ... FART MONSTER AND ME is the hilarious series from bestselling duo Tim Miller and Matt Stanton -- sure to get kids laughing ... and reading! Ages 5+ Junior fiction Includes black-and-white illustrations.

Fart Monster And Me The Class Excursion Book 4

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 0733340210
Genre : Australian fiction
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That's what Uranus looks like? It's not shaped like a butt! Ben's class is off to the new space exhibit. The fart monster can't wait to show Ben where he comes from -- Planet Let 'er Rip! When the two friends find an empty space shuttle, is this their chance to visit the fart monster's home? FART MONSTER AND ME is the hilarious series from bestselling duo Tim Miller and Matt Stanton -- sure to get kids laughing ... and reading! Ages 5+ Junior fiction Includes black-and-white illustrations.

The Pirate Who Had To Pee Fart Monster And Friends

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781460701805
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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From the bestselling authors of There Is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts Pirate Jack had to pee As he sailed across the ocean... the toilet's broken onboard Captain Bones' ship and Pirate Jack needs to pee! It's a race back to town across a vast amount of water. With the constant splashing, dripping and swirling, will Jack be able to hold on? Ages: 2-5

The Complete Book Of Farts

Author : Alec Bromcie
ISBN : 9781101547571
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!

Billy And The Monster Who Loved To Fart

Author : David Chuka
ISBN : 148275651X
Genre : Humor
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From Best selling Author David Chuka Here's what readers like you are saying about the Billy and Monster books Funny book! If you liked the first edition you'll love the second edition, very cute book! I recommend reading for kids who want to hear a quick funny story. Geryn Childress My kids loved this book. My 6 yr old son in particular thought this was hilarious. The pictures are funny as well. There is a lesson about manners as well, which I liked. My son was able to read this with only a little help, so it's a pretty easy read. WiLoveBooks "Mom, blogger, and lover of books." Billy and his Monster have an encounter with a new neighbor. Misunderstandings ensue, but things get straightened out. A great book for younger school age kids. Complete with farts and burps to delight any seven year old! Even my 11 year old Granddaughter thought it was pretty funny. Cute illustrations and a fun story. D. Moore In the first book in this epic tale, we discover that Billy loves Monster and Monster loves Billy. They play together. They have a bath together. They even go to school together. There's just one thing that threatens to spoil their friendship. Monster loves to Fart!...and everyone blames Billy for it! Will Monster make Billy the uncoolest kid at school? Will Monster cause an irreparable hole in the Ozone layer? Will Monster and Billy both learn how to behave properly in a social environment? Get your copy today and enjoy this funny book for kids (and also adults), that's not just big on laughs but also teaches a valuable lesson for social situations. Scroll up and click that button and get your copy today!

Carter Finally Gets It

Author : Brent Crawford
ISBN : 9781423140894
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Meet Will Carter, but feel free to call him Carter. (Yes, he knows it's a lazy nickname, but he didn't have much say in the matter.) Here are five things you should know about him: 1. He has a stuttering problem, particularly around boobs and belly buttons. 2. He battles Attention Deficit Disorder every minute of every day unless he gets distracted. 3. He's a virgin, mostly because he's no good at talking to girls (see number 1). 4. He's about to start high school. 5. He's totally not ready. Join Carter for his freshman year, where he'll search for sex, love, and acceptance anywhere he can find it. In the process, he'll almost kill a trombone player, face off with his greatest nemesis, suffer a lot of blood loss, narrowly escape death, run from the cops (not once, but twice), get caught up in a messy love triangle, meet his match in the form of a curvy drill teamer, and surprise the hell out of everyone, including himself.

Fart Monsters How To Draw Grid Drawing

Author : Erik Deprince
ISBN : 1090896409
Genre : Crafts & Hobbies
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If your kids love laughing at farts! then this is the drawing book for you! drawing is the perfect hands-on activity for your kids to relax, unplug, and get creative! With 30 drawing pages, this drawing book is filled with a lot of farts for your kids. They will be so proud of their creations. Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers. The best part is this book will keep your kids busy for days!: ) Makes a great gift for kids who love big farts! I hope you and your kids love this book! Please leave a review and check out my other books as well. Age suggestions: - Coloring Book for Toddlers - Coloring book For Kids - Coloring book for Preschool Age - Coloring Book for Kids Ages 2-4 - Coloring Book for Kids Ages 4-6 - Coloring Book for Kids Ages 4-8 Tags: fart, farting, monster drawing book, fart drawing book

Uncle John S Actual And Factual Bathroom Reader

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
ISBN : 9781684124985
Genre : Humor
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It’s an actual fact—Uncle John is the most entertaining thing in the bathroom! Uncle John and his team of devoted researchers are back again with an all-new collection of weird news stories, odd historical events, dubious “scientific” theories, jaw-dropping lists, and more. This entertaining 31st anniversary edition contains 512 pages of all-new articles that will appeal to readers everywhere. Pop culture, history, dumb crooks, and other actual and factual tidbits are packed onto every page of this book. Inside, you’ll find . . . Dogs and cats who ran for political office The bizarre method people in Victorian England used to resuscitate drowning victims The man who met his future pet—a stray dog—while running across the Gobi Desert Searching for Planet X—the last unknown planet in our solar system Twantrums—strange Twitter rants that had disastrous effects The true story of Boaty McBoatface And much more!

Funny Kid Slapstick Funny Kid 5

Author : Matt Stanton
ISBN : 9781460710388
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Laugh your head off with the Funny Kid series, from million-copy bestseller Matt Stanton! Every kid wants to laugh, but Max is the boy who can make it happen. Only now he's been forced to join the local ice-hockey team, and there's nothing funny about slipping over and getting a frozen bum. Or is there? Max is the funny kid ... and this time he's skating on thin ice! Epic fails, a wrestling rhinoceros called Roxanne, fake news, locker rooms filled with popcorn and the dreaded return of Mr Armstrong are just some of the things in store for Max and his friends in this brand-new Funny Kid adventure. FUNNY KID is the mega-bestselling series from author-illustrator Matt Stanton that's got everyone laughing! MORE PRAISE FOR FUNNY KID 'my favourite thing in the book was everything' -- Elliott 'better than Wimpy Kid, Big Nate and Tom Gates combined' -- Ally 'humour is injected into every page' -- Children's Book Council of Australia's Reading Time 'absolutely hilarious' -- Tim Harris, author of the Exploding Endings series

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