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One Hairy Knee

Author : Amy U. Arndt
ISBN : 1734129999
Genre : Humor
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One Hairy Knee is the hilarious debut memoir from Amy Arndt, the kind of woman who keeps a razor in the console of her car because, inevitably, she'll be driving to a meeting realizing she forgot to shave one of her knees. Travel with Amy through her 1970s childhood--where she created Tommy, an imaginary adult male companion with red, white, and blue hair--and her middle school years, where she became an expert on puberty with the help of The Teenage Body Book. Then laugh with her through the adventures of single life and marrying a man with kids. Whether she's revealing her allergy to pregnancy and craft stores, her husband Tim's hoarding tendencies, or discussing her love for Al Roker, Amy brings her humorous perspective to all of life's big moments.

University Of Kansas Paleontological Contributions

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ISBN : WISC:89037789260
Genre : Paleontology
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One To Count Cadence

Author : James Crumley
ISBN : 9781101973547
Genre : Fiction
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The time: late summer, 1962. The place: Clark Air Force Base, the Philippines. Sergeant Jacob "Slag" Krummel, a scholar by intent but a warrior by breeding, assumes command of the 721st Communication Security Deteachment, an unsoldierly crew of bored, rebellious, whoring, foul-mouthed, drunken enlistees. Surviving military absurdities reminiscent of those in Catch-22 only to be shipped clandestinely to Vietnam, Krummel's band confront their worst fears while finally losing faith in America and its myths. Powerful, scathingly funny, and eloquent, One to Count Cadence is a triumphant novel about manhood, anger, war, and lies.

The Heroines

Author : Eileen Favorite
ISBN : 9781416566397
Genre : Bed and breakfast accommodations
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One Sunday

Author : Joy Dettman
ISBN : 9781743345689
Genre : Fiction
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From the bestselling author of Mallawindy and the Woody Creek series "an intriguing read that transcends genre and could be the genesis of a great Australian movie" Weekend Australian Early one Sunday, the town of Molliston wakes to the news that a young bride is dead. The year is 1929. The Great War with Germany has been fought and won, but at an immense cost to the small community. Death is too familiar here. So many sons were lost. So many daughters would never be wives; so many grandchildren would never be born. Racial hatred is like a bushfire in the belly of some. And the dead girl is found only yards from the property of old Joe Reichenberg, a German. Tom Thompson, the local cop, lost his two sons in Gallipoli. He believes he has come to terms with his bereavement - until that Sunday. Slowly, the true face of Molliston is exposed. By midnight, a full moon is offering its light - and a glimmer of hope. "Dettman writes compulsively readable stories" The Age Fans of Rosalie Ham's The Dressmaker will love Joy Dettman.

Alone With The Hairy Ainu

Author : A. H. S. Landor
ISBN : 9781108049412
Genre : History
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A vivid account from 1893 of A. H. Savage Landor's adventures among the indigenous Ainu people of Northern Japan.

Knowing Me Knowing You

Author : Helen Bailey
ISBN : 9781444910162
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Chantelle 'Channy' Allen is just about enduring her slightly bored teenage existence - trying not to die of embarrassment every time her parents' Abba tribute band perform a cringing medley of hits in front of all her friends... But then Channy finds out something that turns her world upside down; something that makes perfect sense, but at the same time seems utterly ridiculous. Something that Channy is intent on investigating - despite the distraction of gorgeous French exchange student Antoine. Channy's about to learn a valuable life lesson: sometimes curiosity is a dangerous thing...


Author : Bo Carpelan
ISBN : 0810116189
Genre : Fiction
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Urwind comprises fifty-three letters from Daniel Urwind, an aging bookseller, to his wife, who has left him for an indeterminate spell of greater freedom and study in the United States. The wife's absence haunts the letters, which are often tales of Daniel's daily rituals. Yet Daniel's narration of such mundanities--changing the bookshop window dressing, or housekeeping--approaches magical realism; memories of his wife, fantasies, bad dreams, monologues, and dialogues with the living and the dead coalesce in a complex layering of experience, past and present. Urwind is a construct worthy of Bachelard's Poetics of Space, and a painful chronicle of the ending of a love.

Best Verse

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ISBN : UOM:39015079811736
Genre : American poetry
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The Cockney And The Crocodile

Author : Caroline Gye
ISBN : 0708926401
Genre : Aboriginal Australians
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A Desperate Plan

Author : Eugene L. Gitin
ISBN : 9780595767298
Genre : Fiction
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A Desperate Plan is a wonderful romp through the worlds of government, the military and medical care. You'll enjoy it! -Lesley Visser, sportscaster/writer, ABC/ESPN A Desperate Plan is a fast paced, exciting political action thriller. It chronicles a sinister government "cover-up" at its worst. All power, no ethics. -Barry Kutin, former speaker pro tempore, House of Representatives, State of Florida legislature A Desperate Plan provides an accurate glimpse of prison life, a world few people know or want to know about. This plot is frightening, but believable! It will keep you constantly guessing as to who are the good guys and who are the bad guys. Once you start it, you won't put it down. -Jim Brigham, correctional medical professional

Death Kit

Author : Susan Sontag
ISBN : 9780241215418
Genre : Fiction
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First published in 1967, Death Kit is a classic of modern fiction. Blending realism and dream, Susan Sontag's second novel offers a passionate exploration of the recesses of the American conscience. The novel is a narrative of the suffering of Dalton 'Diddy' Harron, told through his own observations. He works in advertising for a microscope manufacturer, is thirty-three and divorced and a month ago tried to commit suicide. The haphazard events of his life, including killing a railway worker and falling in love with a blind girl, are brought to us through the lens of Diddy's own mind. We follow him through his journey to justify his actions and exorcise his inner demons, but we can see what is happening to Diddy only from inside his head, in the present, and the balance of his mind does not always bear close scrutiny.

Help Wanted Desperately

Author : Ariel Horn
ISBN : 0062011634
Genre : Fiction
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Seven months, three weeks, two days -- that's exactly how long Alexa has to establish herself in an exciting career. At twenty-one, she's determined to gallop into "the Real World with a Real Job, a Real Life, and a Real Future." Moving in with her parents and commuting from New Jersey into Manhattan is not an option -- and if she fails to find serious employment before the time runs out, it's off to teach English on the Third World island of Majuro for $100 a month! But what jobs are available for an inexperienced young woman in the Big City? Writing headlines about yeast infections for Trend magazine? Sniffing deodorants for a living? Earthworm breeder? Phone sex operator? The Real World, apparently, is not such a welcoming place. With employment opportunities growing increasingly fewer and more bizarre daily, should Alexa consider seeking some stability by moving in with her boyfriend Jared? Between her participation in a clinical sleep study for cash and her desperate attempts to become the voice of a cartoon cat in a last ditch effort to gain "respectful employment," Alexa hardly knows anymore. Maybe what she's really looking for is in the last place she ever thought she'd find it ...

The Recreations Of Christopher North Pseud

Author : John Wilson
ISBN : UIUC:30112071026352
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Scottish Language

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ISBN : STANFORD:36105017868725
Genre : Scots language
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Author : Zoompad
ISBN : 9781466953390
Genre : Fiction
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This satirical first novel by Zoompad looks at growing up in the Sixties and Seventies, highlighting the ludicrous injustices of the Pin down system. A young girl is sexually abused, taken into care, and then farcically re-abuse d by the very system that was supposed to be looking after her. Zoompad takes the reader on a refreshingly honest and often very funny journey through small town England from the 1960's first from the eyes of a child, then as a horse-mad teenager. It is a journey that encompasses the very meaning of life, morality, and justice, love and respect. Why are we here and what's the point? It's a book about anger, yet bears no trace of residual bitterness, a book that kicks against taboos in a quest for openness and understanding. The subject matter is distressing, yet this book will leave the reader feeling strangely uplifted and eager to blow the dust off that collection of the sixties and seventies music.

The Last Wild

Author : Piers Torday
ISBN : 9781780878294
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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AS SEEN ON BBC'S COUNTRYFILE. From the winner of the Guardian Children's Fiction Prize This is a story about a boy named Kester. He is extraordinary, but he doesn't know that yet. All he knows, at this very moment, is this: 1. There is a flock of excited pigeons in his bedroom. 2. They are talking to him. 3. His life will never be quite the same again... Kester lives in a land in quarantine. A deadly virus has killed all the animals except pests and it's expected to be equally dangerous to humans. But when Kester realises he can talk to the pests, he finds they have great hope invested in him. A captivating animal adventure destined to be loved by readers of all ages.

Summer Knight

Author : Jim Butcher
ISBN : 9781101133941
Genre : Fiction
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In the fourth novel in the #1 New York Times bestselling series featuring everyone's favorite wizard for hire, Harry Dresden is suckered into the tangled—and dangerous—affairs of Faerie... Ever since his girlfriend left town to deal with her newly acquired taste for blood, Harry Dresden has been down and out in Chicago. He can’t pay his rent. He’s alienating his friends. He can’t even recall the last time he took a shower. The only professional wizard in the phone book has become a desperate man. And just when it seems things can’t get any worse, in saunters the Winter Queen of Faerie. She has an offer Harry can’t refuse if he wants to free himself of the supernatural hold his faerie godmother has over him—and hopefully end his run of bad luck. All he has to do is find out who murdered the Summer Queen’s right-hand man, the Summer Knight, and clear the Winter Queen’s name. It seems simple enough, but Harry knows better than to get caught in the middle of faerie politics. Until he finds out that the fate of the entire world rests on his solving this case. No pressure or anything...

The Scientists

Author : George William Target
ISBN : UCAL:B2832376
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Costumes For The Stage

Author : Sheila Jackson
ISBN : 9781408116906
Genre : Performing Arts
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For anyone producing costumes on a small budget, whether for schools, colleges or amateur, semi-professional or professional groups, this basic introduction offers practical advice for every kind of play, together with drawings, diagrams and patterns from which to work. It includes sections onm Greek plays, medieval miracles and mysteries, Shakespeare, 17th-century, 18th-century, Victorian and Edwardian costume. each section covers the details of men's and women's clothes and accessories, as well as methods for adapting and simplifying the style of the period.

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