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Screw Calm And Get Angry

Author : Andrews McMeel Publishing LLC
ISBN : 9781449405809
Genre : Family & Relationships
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In our current state of economic misery and political distrust, surely there is a limit to just how much keeping calm and carrying on one might be expected to undertake. You may very well find that getting frustrated and enraged might be the only way to get things changed around here. To help you achieve a new state of mild motivation, Screw Calm and Get Angry brings together several centuries of embattled and embittered epithets. It would seem that across the world and across the centuries, there is plenty of evidence to suggest you're not alone in bemoaning the way the odds are stacked: * On Politics: "The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly,' meaning 'many,' and the word 'ticks,' meaning 'blood sucking parasites.'" --Larry Hardiman * On Work: "By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day." --Robert Frost * On Money: "The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any." --Katherine Whitehorn * On Business: "Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that's true anywhere in the world." --Andrew Young * On War: "You can't say civilization don't advance...for in every war they kill you a new way." --Will Rogers * On Life: "If you wake up and you're not in pain, you know you're dead." --Russian proverb A parody of the famed Keep Calm and Carry On British motivational poster, and featuring the same successful format as our best-selling Keep Calm and Carry On book, Screw Calm and Get Angry is destined to be the motivational mantra for the realists of the world!

Damn

Author : Rob Chirico
ISBN : 9781939578754
Genre : Language Arts & Disciplines
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Swearing, cussing, or cursing, out of anger, excitement, or just because, is something most of us do, at least to some degree. Turn on the television or open a magazine, and there it is. Damn! is an insightful and entertaining look at our evolving use of profanity over the last half-century or so, from a time when Gone with the Wind came under fire for using the word "damn" to an age where the f-bomb is dropped in all walks of life. Writer and artist Rob Chirico follows the course of swearing through literature, the media, and music, as well as through our daily lives. From back rooms and barracks to bookshelves and Broadway; and from precedents to presidents, the journey includes such diverse notables as George Carlin, the Simpsons, D. H. Lawrence, Ice T, Barack Obama, Nietzsche, and, of course, Lenny Bruce. If you have ever stopped and wondered WTF has happened to our American tongue, don't get out the bar of soap until you finish Damn!

Uncle John S Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
ISBN : 9781607109310
Genre : Humor
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Uncle John’s Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader proves once again why the Bathroom Readers’ Institute is the best in the business when it comes to providing quick, entertaining reads for readers on the go! 2014 IBPA Benjamin Franklin Award Silver Winner in Humor! The 26th annual edition of Uncle John’s wildly successful series is all-new and jam-packed with the BRI’s patented mix of fun and information. Open up to any page and you may find an interesting origin (like the origin of the snowglobe) or a piece of obscure history (like the true story of the man who tried to repeal the law of gravity). You’ll also find weird news, urban legends, brain teasers, classic riddles, bizarre headlines, and of course, the incredible factoids at the bottom of each page. Here are a few of the perpetually pleasing articles awaiting you: * The Lamest Excuses of All Time * How to Survive on…Roadkill * Astronauts Who Got Kicked Out of Space * The Woman Who Was Her Own Twin * Foiled by Technology: Dumb Crooks Edition * The History of the Teleprompter, the Police Car, and the Fly Swatter * “Jogging Makes You Dumber,” and Other Real Study Results * The Lost Fortune of Abraham Lincoln * Boxing Lingo And much, much more! !

The Singing Siren

Author : BreAnna Kave
ISBN : 9781524512088
Genre : Fiction
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My name? I have two names that I go by, whereas most people only have one. To those who dont know me, Im Annabelle Donley, the average, every-day, troublemaking teenage girl. I skip school, pull pranks, have amazing friends, and I never do anything that is bad on a serious level. Then there is my other name, the name that people scream as I walk into the underground rings, the name that became me when my world was destroyed, when people who should have been there to love me left without a backwards glance, when I watched my mother get ripped out of my life because of my new name. That new name saved my own life in more ways than one. I am the Singing Siren.

Jennifer Johnson Is Sick Of Being Single

Author : Heather McElhatton
ISBN : 0061874418
Genre : Fiction
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A wicked comedy about the perils of making your dreams come true Quirky, clever, cubicle-bound Jennifer Johnson is desperate. Everyone around her is getting married, while she's still single and stuck writing ad copy about men's dress socks. Her life hits crisis level, launching her into a humiliating and painfully hilarious quest to find Prince Charming at any cost. This includes agonizing online dates, diet-clinic cults, drag-queen fights, and a debilitating addiction to Cinnabon icing. When she meets handsome, wealthy Brad Keller, she wonders if he's the answer to all her dreams, or is he just too good to be true? Darkly funny and outrageously honest, McElhatton's wit shines in this no-holds-barred cautionary tale about getting what you want—and how it can be the worst thing for you.

Portal Of Dreams

Author : William Wallace Tara
ISBN : 9781465334022
Genre : Fiction
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It was just the two of them in the gallery. Lobo turned to JK, Van Gough was intensely disturbed you know. He saw the world through different eyes. Just look. Who in their right mind could imagine a night like that? He swept his long arm out and pointed at the painting in front of them. The tiny canvas contained an image of stars surrounded by halos of light through blue-black space and a landscape undulating with energy. His mind reeled as he was abruptly dragged back toward the dreamscape. His heart raced as he struggled to compose himself. Im sorry. This is fascinating but Im late for a meeting. I have to run. Lobo laughed and the shadow of something alarming emerged from within his sophisticated exterior. The eyes that looked back at JK glittered with an animal intensity. Well you can run, but you cant hide Mr. Kimble. JKs life is in ruin. He is a reluctant dreamer in a world where dreaming is a disease. He has lost his status, his job all his money and is on the run to save his life. His only allies are a street gang, a madman and a beautiful angel he doesnt believe in. His only hope lies at the entrance to The Portal of Dreams.

The People Power Health Superbook Book 24 Mental Health Guide Live With Yourself Others In Peace

Author : Tony Kelbrat
ISBN : 9781312074095
Genre : Science
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The main book which covers mental illnesses is the Diagnostic Statistical Manual/ DSM. Try #362.20-362-26 or RA790.7 at the library for stories about how to deal with mental illness. The mental health section goes from #616.85-616.89 and RC435 to RC515 at the library. Remember that a hundred years ago or so, no clearly defined mental illnesses existed now they got thick books with all kinds of specific mental illnesses but I don't buy it. You are who you are, a unitary whole. You might feel depressed in the morning, grandiose in the afternoon then histrionic at night. At best, these so-called illnesses are a rough guide to what you're going through. You're you. No other human being will ever know what you're thinking. No label can describe your unique set of circumstances and feelings otherwise known as your life yet we got an entire industry of phony experts pretending they know something deep and advanced about the human condition.

Bronson 2 More Porridge Than Goldilocks

Author : Charles Bronson
ISBN : 9781782192534
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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Charles Bronson is the most feared and most notorious convict in the prison system. Renowned for his serial hostage-taking and his rooftop sieges, he is a legend in his own lifetime. The recent film of his life was a critically acclaimed, box-office hit. Yet he is a man of great warmth and humour; a man of huge artistic talent who exhibits his drawings around the country; a man with an overpowering urge not to let the system get him down. More Porridge Than Goldilocks is a crazy look into the mind of a true individual.

Idioms Through Time And Technology

Author : Iulian Mardar
ISBN : 9781527578517
Genre : Language Arts & Disciplines
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This game-changing, reader-friendly book provides a more precise definition of idioms, along with new classifications of them. It eliminates fixed phrases such as phrasal verbs, collocations, slang, and proverbs from the class of idioms, while including two major new categories: similidioms and irony-based idiom sentences (IBISes). As a matter of fact, similidioms (basically, idioms in the form of a simile) have been there probably since the beginning of our history as being capable of speaking, but they have not been revealed, until now. Starting from the observation that the production of idioms in any language is influenced by the technological advance of society, the book takes two of the most productive lexico-semantic categories of idioms in both English and Romanian—crazy and stupid idioms—and provides, for the first time, their classification according to their topic and pattern, in an intriguing contrastive approach. Well-documented and not lacking a subtle sense of humour, the book not only opens new perspectives for researchers in the field, but will also captivate the general reader interested in finding out more about the expressions they use every day.

Tapping For Kids

Author : Angie Muccillo
ISBN : 9781873483503
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Offers an introduction to EFT told through story, activities and rhyme, enhancing children's learning and capturing their interest in EFT. This book is suitable for reading and sharing with your children and can be used as a teaching resource in the classroom or as a tool in therapy.

No Turning Back

Author : Bryan Anderson
ISBN : 9781101558775
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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An exceptional memoir about one man's truly inspirational outlook on living, no matter the odds. Before you dig into this book, there are a few things I think you should know. First, I was a soldier, and I still talk like one-in other words, I swear. So, if bad words bother you, just squint and pretend you don't see them. I want you to know this book is not about the war in Iraq, and I'm not pushing a political agenda. Even though I'm going to tell you about the day I was wounded and what I went through during rehab, this book's not just some war memoir or a pity party. I just want to share some of my stories with you. This book is not about being wounded. It's not about struggling. This book is about living. It's about life. In this inspiring memoir, Bryan shares his infectious love for life that touches anyone who's faced hardship. No Turning Back is a testament to pure hard work, perseverance, and hope for a better life- no matter what shape it takes.

Red Rising And Philosophy

Author : Courtland Lewis
ISBN : 9780812699548
Genre : Philosophy
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Red Rising and Philosophy has gathered together a crew of the wisest Helldivers philosophy can offer. Could humanity's love of physical enhancements cause its extinction? Do people doom humanity by trying to all be the same? Can a person love someone, while at the same time wanting that person destroyed? Is equality always the best principle on which to organize society? What is evil, and how does it exist in contemporary life? Does one remain the same person, even after changing every physical aspect of one's body? Is it moral to sell oneself into slavery, whether it’s through sex or manual labor? Is it ethical to sell one's children into slavery, on the promise that their children will live in peace and tranquility? These questions and more are what make Brown’s Red Rising trilogy such an impactful story. Brown pulls no punches, and philosophy works best in such an environment. Red Rising and Philosophy is not for the timid or the faint at heart. It’s not The Passage, since no one will die from reading it, but reading it could be a life-changing experience.

Mechanical Engineer

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ISBN : UIUC:30112058574358
Genre : Engineering
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The Engineer

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ISBN : UOM:39015010942467
Genre : Engineering
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The Relaxation Stress Reduction Workbook

Author : Martha Davis
ISBN : 9781572242142
Genre : Self-Help
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The twentieth-anniversary edition of a stress-relief classic features new techniques, diagrams, and data designed to help readers achieve a level of balance and overcome anxiety, worry, and other negative emotions. Original. 35,000 first printing.

Winter S Fury

Author : Richard Heredia
ISBN : 9781312641310
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Screw Stress Sweary Colouring Book For Adults

Author : Oak Mckenzie
ISBN : 1543219225
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Having a stressful day or a crazy year? Let off steam in this book of sassy sweary insults where you can colour in things you would like to say out loud to those special people in your life. When you feel stress creeping in don't let it win, reach for this book and colour away. Practice inner calm and anger management through channelling your frustrations transforming them into creativity. Feel the daily irritations subside as you get immersed in colouring, express yourself in images like "MegaDouche" and "Such a Mug." Give yourself valuable Me Time in this popular, mindful, relaxing activity and then step back and congratulate yourself on a creative job well done! Maybe even frame your art or share it online! "Screw stress colouring book" comes with 25 one-sided images that are both humorous and sassy with a sprinkle of pop culture thrown in. A mixture of simple to intricate designs featuring un-amused buddy animals and people. Phrases such as "Who died and made you King" and a Happy Budda who "Drops the Mic" will leave you amused, de-stressed and busy colouring for hours. Get free colouring pages and more at http: //www.swearwordbook.com/

The Best Science Fiction And Fantasy Of The Year Volume Nine

Author : Lauren Beukes
ISBN : 9781849979108
Genre : Fiction
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FEATURING KELLY LINK * HOLLY BLACK * KEN LIU * USMAN T. MALIK * LAUREN BEUKES * PAOLO BACIGALUPI * JOE ABERCROMBIE * GENEVIEVE VALENTINE * NICOLA GRIFFITH * CAITLÍN R. KIERNAN * GREG EGAN * K. J. PARKER * RACHEL SWIRSKY * ALICE SOLA KIM * GARTH NIX * KARL SCHROEDER * ELLEN KLAGES * KAI ASHANTE WILSON * MICHAEL SWANWICK * ELEANOR ARNASON * JAMES PATRICK KELLY * IAN MCDONALD * AMAL EL-MOHTAR * TIM MAUGHAN * ELIZABETH BEAR * THEODORA GOSS * PETER WATTS Science fiction and fantasy has never been more diverse or vibrant, and 2014 has provided a bountiful crop of extraordinary stories. These stories are about the future, worlds beyond our own, the realms of our imaginations and dreams but, more importantly, they are the stories of ourselves. Featuring best-selling writers and emerging talents, here are some of the most exciting genre writers working today. Multi-award winning editor Jonathan Strahan once again brings you the best stories from the past year. Within you will find twenty-eight amazing tales from authors across the globe, displaying why science fiction and fantasy are genres increasingly relevant to our turbulent world.

Say You Re Mine

Author : Iris Morland
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Genre : Fiction
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She's his enemy, his downfall—and his one last chance at love. After Adam Danvers lost his wife in a tragic accident, he stopped believing in love. Instead, Adam has focused solely on running his family’s struggling vineyard in the small town of Heron’s Landing. When Joy McGuire, a beautiful and clever journalist, moves to the sleepy town, suddenly Adam can’t control his intense attraction to her. She’s witty; she pushes his buttons. He wants to shake her as much as he wants to kiss her. But Joy is a journalist, and Adam hates them all on principle. He saw firsthand how a journalist’s lies destroyed his late wife. Yet as Joy proves that she’s nothing like the writers he’s known, Adam can’t help but give in to exquisite temptation. Soon a conflagration ignites between Adam and Joy. Yet as secrets unfold, Adam must trust in love or lose the woman who’s awakened his slumbering heart. This title was previously published as Seduce Me Sweetly. It’s been rereleased with a brand-new look and with lightly edited content.

My Nightmare

Author : Mark Davies
ISBN : 9781468926323
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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I am a recent ex prisoner. My Nightmare is about a two year period in which my life was ripped away from me, my family destroyed and relationships ruined all because the police couldn't do their job properly and destroyed everything I had. I was never guilty but may also not have been able prove my innocence. This is a moot point as I chose (for very personal reasons) to plead guilty and protect my loved ones from further anguish and stress. This resulted in a normal everyday person with a beautiful wife and family, good job and a bright and secure future becoming the bitter manic depressive with suicidal tendencies that now writes this book. I have no love of the police anymore, nor for the law in general though I have no intention of doing anything stupid because of my views. Putting this book together, I hope, allows people, to see what I went through, to pray it never happens to them and helps to ease (if only slightly) the solitary and extremely lonely life I now choose to lead (if I cant have my family, I want nothing else). Thank you for taking the time to walk this journey with me.

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