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So Close To Being The Sh T Y All Don T Even Know

Author : Retta
ISBN : 9781250109354
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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In her hilarious book of essays, Parks and Recreation star Retta shares the stories that led to her success in Hollywood. In So Close to Being the Sh*t, Y’all Don’t Even Know, Parks and Recreation star Retta takes us on her not-so-meteoric rise from roaches to riches (well, rich enough that she can buy $15,000 designer handbags yet scared enough to know she’s always a heartbeat away from ramen with American cheese). Throwing her hard-working Liberian parents for a loop, Retta abandons her plan to attend med school after graduating Duke University to move to Hollywood to star in her own sitcom—like her comedy heroes Lucille Ball and Roseanne. Say what? Word. Turns out Retta might actually be on to something. After winning Comedy Central’s stand-up competition, she should be ready for prime time—but a fear of success derails her biggest dream. Whether reminiscing about her days as a contract chemist at GlaxoSmithKline, telling “dirty” jokes to Mormons, feeling like the odd man out on Parks, fending off racist trolls on Twitter, flirting with Michael Fassbender, or expertly stalking the cast of "Hamilton," Retta’s unique voice and refreshing honesty will make you laugh, cry, and laugh so hard you’ll cry. Her eponymous sitcom might not have happened yet, but by the end of So Close to Being the Sh*t, you’ll be rooting for Retta to be the next one-named wonder to take over your television. And she just might inspire you to reach for the stars, too.

Born To Be Somebody

Author : Thomas G. Houston
ISBN : 9781438946146
Genre : Fiction
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Landgrave Frederick II of Hesse Cassel signed a Treaty with King George III of England to provide a Jaeger Corps, to help fight the rebellious Colonials in North America. The trouble was no such unit existed. Andreas Wattenbach, a man of minor nobility with distinguished service in the Seven Year War and a respected Jaegermeister, had the unique qualifications needed to establish such units. However, he was happily married and expecting his first child. Then his wife and son died in childbirth and he no longer had reason not to comply with the Landgraves request. He threw himself into the task and soon found himself headed for North America on sea voyage which he feared worse than facing an enemy's cannon. He ended up in Canada with an independent command to test the concept of the new unit in the expected campaign from Canada down to New York City in the summer of 1777. He found himself a pawn in an environment where the senior English leadership was engaged in internecine bureaucratic fighting over responsibilities, prerogatives and recognition while the English rank and file considered their Tories allies as unreliable and unappreciative, their German allies as incompetent, their Indian allies as children and the Whigs rebels as cowards. The senior leadership didn't know what the Jeagers were or how they should be used. Andreas found himself working in the no man's land between the British and Rebel Armies where they couldn't tell which Indians were friend and which were enemies. The Indians couldn't tell which soldiers were friendly combatants which were deserters, or Rebel Soldiers. Neither could tell which colonials were friendly Tories or Whig rebels. In this environment a split second error in judgment could mean their own life or the death of an ally. Through all this Andreas tried reconcile his duty to God with his loyalty to his Prince and service to the British while maintaining his own integrity, filling his responsibility to his men and searching for his own ideals. The Campaign from the North started with a triumphant departure from St John of a splendid expeditionary army, confident that they would soon be celebrating victory and the end of the American rebellion in New York City while waiting for transportation home. They won an easy victory at Ticonderoga, but soon ran into an increasingly competent adversary and themselves started to disintegrate, until it was a starving, depleted and dispirited force that faced an overwhelming and confident rebel army at the battle of Bemis heights. Andreas lead the remnant of his Jaeger Company on a futile advance into the face of the rebel guns. By the end of the bravely fought battle the future of the United States and of Andreas had been decided.

A Ranger S Wife

Author : Lyn Ellis
ISBN : 9781459253681
Genre : Fiction
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COUNT ON A COP He couldn't love her before— because of her vow. And he can't love her now— because of his promise. Lawmen know everything can change in an instant. They hope for the best and prepare for the worst. They don't take their lives or their promises for granted. At least, that's what Texas Ranger Ty Richardson believes. Just before his best friend, Jimmy Taylor, died in the lind of duty, Ty promised to take care of Jimmy's wife and young son. And Ty intends to honor that promise—to help them, protect them and always be there for them. But he'll never forget that they're Jimmy's famliy, not his. No matter how much he loves them both.

Only Everything

Author : Kieran Scott
ISBN : 9781442477162
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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"Eros (aka Cupid) is sent to earth after disobeying the gods and required to match three couples without her powers"--

Imagination Station

Author : Avani Rao
ISBN : 9780983072515
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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Travel through the Imagination Station to meet Pauli Murray, a courageous civil-rights leader, advocate for social justice, Doctor of Law, and religious thought leader, who left a legacy of firsts, paving the way for change and elevating those around her in the process.


Author : Lisa Childs
ISBN : 9781460378632
Genre : Fiction
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Is the FBI agent her protector—or greatest threat? Again and again, the people Maria cares about are turning up dead. Hanged, crushed, drowned. And in spite of all her powers, Maria can't seem to protect them. All she can do is keep away from the ones she loves the most—and hope that the witch hunter doesn't find them, too. Because the hunter could be anyone—even Seth Hughes, the brooding FBI agent who claims to be investigating Maria for murder. From the moment they meet, the intense connection she feels with Seth tells her that their destinies are bound together…somehow. As the hunter claims another victim and zeroes in on Maria, can she risk getting close to Seth?

Someday Soon

Author : Janelle Taylor
ISBN : 9781420127607
Genre : Fiction
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THE PAST HELD THE KEY TO THEIR PASSION. . . AND THEIR FUTURE. Cammie Miller's career hangs on convincing Oscar-winning actor Tyler Stovall to play the lead in the movie that would make her a star. But she would rather die unknown than succumb to begging Tyler. Although ten years have passed, she still remembers the reckless night they once shared-and the hurt when he mysteriously disappeared. What Cammie doesn't know is that Tyler is running away from a dark Hollywood secret and that nothing can lure him back-unless Cammie can prove to him that their love is worth a second chance. . ..


Author : Elizabeth Miles
ISBN : 9780857072023
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Sometimes sorry isn't enough. Em Winters and Chase Singer discover that a little guilt isn't the only consequence of doing wrong. After Em hooks up with her best friend's boyfriend and Chase's secret harassment of a social outcast spirals out of control, three mysterious Furies - paranormal creatures that often assume the form of beautiful women - come to town to make sure that Em and Chase get what they deserve. Not everyone will survive - and those who do will discover there are worse punishments than death. But when Em befriends outcast Drea and learns more about who and what the Furies really are, she becomes resolved above all to take them down and stop their plans. Little does Em know that, by confronting the Furies, she could become inextricably bound to them for life. "Achingly gorgeous, Fury seduced me" - Lauren Kate, author of the bestselling Fallen series. Book 1 in the Fury trilogy

Hummingbird Memories

Author : Margie House Neal
ISBN : 9781469195742
Genre : Fiction
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Book Summary The story begins with the main character attending a 50 Year Class Reunion and then flashes back to her four years in high school. At that time she lived in a small southern California town where everyone knew everyone else, and there wasn't much for teenagers to do, and yet they manage to keep busy somehow. Life at that time (before the electronic age) went at a much slower pace, and people who grew up in the 50's and 60's were part of the last innocent generation. The book describes Elaine's relationship with her family, her life on a poultry ranch, and the closeness of a small community. It also describes many high school activities, classes, boy-girl relationships, and problems and heartaches, the euphoria and the sadness that are a part of life at that age. The story is based on an actual town and high school, and many incidents in the book actually happened the way that I described them. I did change the names of the town and the high school however. Back in those days it was much easier to work on your own car, the old hot rods and jalopies. Gas was thirty one cents a gallon, and one could buy a hamburger and Coke for less than fifty cents. But the monthly income for the average working family was only about $300, so the budget had to be stretched to make ends meet. A few women worked outside the home, but most did not. Many of the television sets were black and white, but color TV was on its way in. There was no reality TV at that time, but there were plenty of Westerns and family programming. Of course music played a huge part in the lives of young people, and it was the era of Rock and Roll. Elvis, Buddy Holly, and the Everly Brothers were household names. Dick Clark's American Bandstand was on TV in the afternoons, and everyone rushed home from school to watch the latest dances. There were only records at the time, 45's and 78's, which were played on phonographs. It would be years before cassettes, CD's, and iPods were invented. The music was portable though because everyone was getting transistor radios. If a group of kids got together at a lake or somewhere out in the middle of nowhere, they would just tune their car radios to the same station and turn up the volumne. I have tried throughout the book to portray life back in those days, with many details depicting the culture and fads of that time. I am hoping that this book will give today's teenagers a different perspective on life at that time, while giving my own generation a chance to walk down Memory Lane.

The Life And Loves Of A Not So Average Joe

Author : Jaye E. Seay
ISBN : 9780595213498
Genre : Fiction
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The Black man's story is a story often not heard. In a world ruled by stereotypes and generalizations, it is easy to forget that every coin has two sides. The story contained in this book tells of that other side. The Life and Loves of a Not So Average Joe is a tale of a young Black man's journey into adulthood. Hill Taylor, fresh out of college, is faced with the multifaceted challenges of career, self-discovery, and love. Join Hill Taylor as he embarks on his journey. Laugh, think, identify, and enjoy!

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