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Tasteful Nudes

Author : Dave Hill
ISBN : 9781250014030
Genre : Humor
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"I run into Dave Hill all the time at the coffee shop in our neighborhood. He's always unshaven and badly hungover, with some 16-year-old groupie from Cleveland in tow—and he's just as funny then as he is in Tasteful Nudes. He is my idol." —Malcolm Gladwell "Dave Hill speaks, rocks, and now writes with a voice so powerful and funny and compelling that I'm pretty sure he's channeling some weird god from another dimension. Basically, this dude is a comedic Cthulhu, and when you read this book, you will either go COMPLETELY MAD or BECOME A SLAVE TO HIS MAD GENIUS. Pray for the latter." —John Hodgman "This book should affirm Dave Hill's rightful place as a major American humor writer. You will laugh. Buy two and brighten a friend's life as well." —Dick Cavett From the Book Jacket: Dear ridiculously attractive person who just so happens to be holding Tasteful Nudes in his or her soft and supple yet commanding hands, Hi. My name is Dave, and this is my very first collection of essays. As you can probably imagine, it pretty much has everything. In fact, if you like stories about stolen meat, animal attacks, young love, death, naked people, clergymen, rock 'n' roll, irritable Canadians, and prison, you have just hit a street called Easy because my book talks about all that stuff and a bunch of other stuff, too. Getting back to that prison thing for a second—I can think of almost no better place to read my book than from within the confines of a correctional facility. For starters, you will definitely have the time. Also, cozying up with a good book in front of your fellow inmates is a great way to show them a softer side that for some reason no one ever wants to hear about in the yard. Fear not, though, non-convicts, my book makes for a solid read outside of prison, too. At the beach, on the subway, while whitewater rafting, during couples counseling, under local anesthesia—I have personally seen to it that my book is totally readable in all these scenarios, as well as in most other scenarios out there today. It will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even think so much that you will forget all your problems while simultaneously creating a few new ones. In limited instances it has been known to cause severe dehydration and the occasional groin pull, but honestly I don't know what that's about. That said, it's probably not a bad idea to keep a glass of water handy and really stretch things out before strapping yourself in for a literary thrill ride you will want to experience again and again until you are either dead or your eyesight fails completely, whichever comes first. In fact, if I end up being wrong about any of this stuff, you can kick me right in the privates. Also, I will send you a nice ham (serves twenty). In short, you really can't lose on this one. Your man, Dave Hill

Tasteful Nudes And Other Misguided Attempts At Personal Growth And Validation

Author : Dave Hill
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The Event

Author : Emily Elizabeth Varner
ISBN : 9781487412753
Genre : Fiction
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A beautiful prelaw student is drawn into the world of billionaire sex parties, and it changes her forever. How far is too far? Emily Varner arrives at work with only two things on her mind: was her boyfriend cheating on her and how was she going to pay for law school? But a chance encounter that day leads her to a secretive meeting where she is offered at least four month’s pay for one evening of work. She soon discovers she’s been chosen to attend a billionaire sex orgy where the ultra-wealthy enjoy the unconditional sexual availability of the world’s most beautiful young women. Scared but sexually curious, Emily goes, and what she experiences changes her forever. At the ultra-exclusive Event, along with 79 other spectacularly beautiful young women, Emily works completely nude with her clothed assistant Kit to have as many sexual encounters as she can, with stunning financial gifts after each. The sexual hurdles she must conquer include sexual acts she’d only heard of. There are many firsts that night for Emily, including sex with women, groups, and extremely public sex. Acknowledging her arousal over exhibitionism, Emily finds even her once secret fetish is pushed to the limit more than a few times. As she adapts and even begins to thrive in this disorienting environment, she meets a stunning, mysterious man who changes her perception about her life... and gives her a glimpse into what her future could be. She leaves the Event with even more sexual adventures in her immediate future. Yet while she longs for her mystery man, she will soon find her captivating admirer has not forgotten her.

Dave Hill Doesn T Live Here Anymore

Author : Dave Hill
ISBN : 9780698136755
Genre : Humor
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With his signature matter-of-fact humor, comedian and musician Dave Hill explores his increasingly close relationship with his recently widowed father in a series of painfully funny essays you will want to read again and again by the fire, at the beach, in a truck stop men’s room, or just about anywhere. It’s your call, really. These days, Dave has just the right amount of spare time to write books at home, preferably in his underwear, but things weren’t always perfect. When he found himself pushing thirty while still living with his parents in Cleveland, unsuited for anything but what an “employment expert” vaguely called a career in “art, music, writing, or entertainment,” he decided to visit some friends in New York for the weekend and never left. However, getting his life together wasn’t as easy as he’d hoped, and even an illegally subletted, rent controlled fifth-floor walk-up studio apartment with a (for the most part) working toilet wasn’t glamorous enough to erase the fact that his four siblings were all married with steady jobs and actual human offspring. And in recent years, Dave’s father had grown tired of loaning him cash and living alone in the empty family home, neither of which made much sense to Dave, but whatever. Through the process of his father’s eventual move to a retirement community, Dave and his dad bonded over the things in life that really matter: scorching-hot rock jams, the gluten allergy craze, eighteen-wheelers, Italian food (pizza and spaghetti), and whatever else could possibly be left after that. Meanwhile, Dave discovered his late-blooming manhood via experiences as disparate and dangerous as a visit to a remote Mexican prison, where he learned that people everywhere love the Eagles, and a martial arts class that pushed his resolve and his groin to their limit. In Dave Hill Doesn’t Live Here Anymore, Hill’s voice is sharp, carefree, laced with just the right amount of profanity, and he is—seemingly despite himself—deeply empathetic as he portrays a difficult time in his family’s life and grows up just enough to realize that maybe he and his dad aren’t so different after all. From the Hardcover edition.

The Bastard Boys Of Montezuma

Author : Jaromy Henry
ISBN : 9780359360628
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Nudes

Author : David Price
ISBN : 9781480150904
Genre : Photography
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A tasteful display of nude photographs done with art in mind in color

Tales From The Oak Hammock

Author : David Charles Gossman
ISBN : 9781469757117
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Other than black and white TV, the baby boomer boys growing up in the little oak hammock east of South Floridas everglades dont have much to entertain them. Personal computers and the Internet are still decades away. Organized youth sports are all but non-existent in their environs. Rock and roll is king but exists only on an AM radio station and a stack of black vinyl disks. So how does a brotherhood of youngsters come of age while manufacturing adventure from an otherwise uneventful existence in the early 60s? How do they spend their summers when girls are still mysterious, undiscovered creatures and the bicycle is the only mode of transportation? And how do they face lifes unanswered questions while anticipating their once-in-a-lifetime trip to the New York Worlds Fair? Tales from the Oak Hammock chronicles the amusing answers to these questions as it recounts the misadventuresand misdemeanorsof boys who sometimes catch a glimpse of lifes meaningbut more often merely observe its puzzling complexities. They are the first generation raised by TV so they surely dont have all the answersbut this one thing they know: Life isnt always fair, but its almost always in black and white!

The Scandalous Ecstasies Of The Statuesque Sensationalists

Author : Leith Lachlan Wulf
ISBN : 9781491852385
Genre : Fiction
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When the faded Australian 1960’s girly-pop idol Jill St. Brandelis accepts the flirty-eyed advances of a passionate London fan, tabloid dishonor and two fatalities are the shocking upshot of their wretched romantic misadventure. The outrageous particulars behind the appallingly sensationalist tabloid headlines are blushingly recounted in candid detail by Jill’s still remarkably beautiful big sister, the fabled 1960’s pop culture icon Pill Strathspey.

Enchanted Spirit

Author : Leigh Ryan Lansing
ISBN : 9781469111629
Genre : Fiction
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There is never enough time when you love someone. Catherine is a beautiful young newlywed dealing with a tragedy no one should ever have to endure. But, when her best friend tries to help her pick up the pieces by involving Catherine in a risky business venture, the two embark on a journey filled with excitement and danger. Catherine and Ginny take a trip that most people can only dream of, but danger lurks around every corner as an encounter with a smooth taking southern gentleman, with less than honorable intentions, turns into a fight for life or death. On her own, Catherine explores her inner strength as she travels through the wonderful and mysterious Caribbean, only to find herself drawn to a dark handsome stranger who consumes her thoughts and stirs her soul, but has secrets of his own..

Sexual Ideology In The Works Of Alan Moore

Author : Todd A. Comer
ISBN : 9780786489503
Genre : Literary Criticism
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Alan Moore, the idiosyncratic, controversial and often shocking writer of such works as Watchmen, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and V for Vendetta, remains a benchmark for readers of comics and graphic novels. This collection investigates the political, social, cultural, and sexual ideologies that emerge from his seminal work, Lost Girls, and demonstrates how these ideologies relate to his larger body of work. Framed by Moore’s insistence upon deconstructing the myth of the superhero, each essay attends to the form and content of Moore’s comics under the rubric of his pervasive metaphor of the “politics of sexuality/the sexing of politics.”

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