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Second Book Of Catholic Jokes

Author : Deacon Tom Sherdian
ISBN : 9780879466107
Genre : Religion
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In this follow up to the bestselling Book of Catholic Jokes, Tom Sheridan again offers a hilarious collection of clean and well-intentioned jokes designed to spark smiles, laughter, and maybe even a little introspection on the human condition. With a foreword by Father Paul Boudreau, The Second of Book of Catholic Jokes promises to show that faith can be--and should be--fun. SAMPLE JOKEIt was Palm Sunday but because of a sore throat, little Jonnie stayed home with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds. Little Jonnie asked them what they were for. "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by," his father told him."Wouldn't you know it," little Jonnie fumed, "the one Sunday I don't go and he shows up."

Book Of Catholic Jokes

Author : Deacon Tom Sherdian
ISBN : 9780879466091
Genre : Religion
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Religion is far too important to be taken seriously all the time--so says author Tom Sheridan, who in The Book of Catholic Jokes invites readers to laugh along with him and remember that faith can be--and should be--fun. Sheridan begins by discussing the importance of laughter and the relationship of humor to religion before launching into hilarious jokes. After all, Jesus said, "Unless you become like children, you cannot enter the kingdom of heaven."

Third Book Of Catholic Jokes

Author : Deacon Tom Sherdian
ISBN : 9780879466114
Genre : Religion
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As Pope Benedict XVI has said, "A writer once said that angels can fly because they don't take themselves too seriously. Maybe we could also fly a bit if we didn't think we were so important." Imagine the pontiff, now in his eighties and undoubtedly feeling the pains of growing older himself, cracking a joke about it to one of the cardinals in the Vatican. So must every married couple do as they go about the business of maintaining a loving, committed relationship...but discover that they still get on each other's nerves occasionally.Here is The Third Book of Catholic Jokes, chosen and told by Deacon Tom Sheridan, the former editor of The Catholic New World, the newspaper of the Archdiocese of Chicago. He is now retired and living with his wife in Florida. The book also features a Foreword by Father James Martin, SJ, the culture editor of America magazine and the author of Between Heaven and Mirth: Why Joy, Humor and Laughter Are at the Heart of the Spiritual Life.This edition of this popular series of books focuses on the universal--and often hilarious--human experience of relating to one another and growing old together. These stories, jokes, lists, and one-liners are mostly about lay people and are told from a "Catholic" (that is, Roman Catholic) or a "catholic" (that is, universal and about everyone) perspective. They are "clean" and not "mean" and are certainly not intended to offend anyone of any faith or situation in life. But if we can't make fun of ourselves about the difficulties of growing older or trying to maintain our most intimate relationships over a lifetime, then how can we ever expect to "fly a bit"?

Jokes For Catholics And Christians

Author : Delphon Coker
ISBN : 9781514499153
Genre : Humor
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This book is written to make Catholics and others laugh. Most of the jokes can be shared in Catholic settings and fellowships. It is written to help Catholic priests add jokes to their sermons to spice them up.

The Importance Of Being Funny

Author : Al Gini
ISBN : 9781442281776
Genre : Humor
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When E. B. White said “analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog; few people are interested and the frog dies,” he hadn’t seen Al Gini’s hilarious, incisive, and informative take on jokes, joke-telling, and the jokers who tell jokes. For Gini, humor is more than just foolish fun: it serves as a safety valve for dealing with reality that gives us the courage to endure that which we cannot understand or avoid. Not everyone tells jokes. Not everyone gets a joke, even a good one. But, Gini argues, joke-telling can act as both a sword and a shield to defend us from reality. As the late, great stand-up comic Joan Rivers put it: ‘If you can laugh at it, you can live with it!’ This book is for anyone who enjoys a good laugh, but also wants to know why.

The Fool S Best Joke Book Volume 1

Author : Neil Hutchison
ISBN : 9786167817378
Genre : Humor
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Welcome to the world of humour. What makes human beings laugh can be broadly defined under three headings: someone else's misfortune, someone else's misunderstanding or someone else's stupidity. The keywords here are "someone else's" because, let's face it, most silly things are much funnier when they happen to someone else. Neil Hutchison, creator of The Fool in Paradise, has collected thousands of jokes, then catalogued and listed them in this first volume of the Fool's Best Jokes. Now the many fans of the Fool will not have to be told that the jokes will veer away from political correctness until they are travelling in the absolute opposite direction. Now, if you have never read any of the many books about the Fool be prepared to be shocked. This book is not recommended to be read in situations where others may report you for laughing and talking to yourself. It's not recommended for those of a more liberal bent, be it feminism or any other trendy ism. The author refuses to take responsibility for any medical problems that this book may engender in readers. Life is ShortBreak the Rules Forgive Quickly Love Truly Laugh Uncontrollably ... and ... Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile

The Best Ever Book Of Norwegian Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
ISBN : 1469916207
Genre : Humor
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Norwegian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Norwegian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Norwegian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Norwegian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Norwegian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Norwegians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Norwegian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Norwegian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Norwegian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Norwegians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Best Ever Book Of Portuguese Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
ISBN : 1479359130
Genre : Humor
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Portuguese jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Portuguese Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Portuguese Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Portuguese joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Portuguese jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Portuguese citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Portuguese citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Portuguese citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Portuguese citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Portuguese citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book Of Belizean Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
ISBN : 1478349093
Genre : Humor
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Belizean jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Belizean Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Belizean Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Belizean joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Belizean jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Belizeans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Belizean and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Belizean brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Belizean who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Belizeans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book Of German Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
ISBN : 1469917114
Genre : Humor
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of German jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of German Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of German Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one German joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many German jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Germans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a German and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The German brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the German who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do German s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

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