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When Clowns Attack

Author : Chuck Sambuchino
ISBN : 9781473551572
Genre : Humor
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I'm every nightmare you've ever had. I am your worst dream come true! I am everything you ever were afraid of! Clowns are the scariest people on earth, and they're coming for your valuables, your children and your sanity. But fear not, herein these pages is a proven four-step system to provide you with the knowledge you need to protect yourself: ASSESS, ANALYSE, DEFEND, PROTECT. From instructions on how to defeat a clown in close combat and tips for spotting the plainclothes clown, to tutorials for fully clown-proofing your home against these painted and bewigged warriors, Chuck Sambuchino delves into the terrifying clown underworld to teach you what to do when clowns attack... because it's only a matter of time before they do.

In Other Words Murder

Author : Josh Lanyon
ISBN : 9781945802263
Genre : Fiction
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Mystery author and sometimes amateur sleuth Christopher Holmes is now happily (all things being relative) engaged to be married and toying with starting a new career as a true-crime writer when he learns a body has been discovered in the backyard of his former home. Then, to complicate matters, Christopher’s ex turns up out of the blue, suggesting the body may belong to Christopher’s former personal assistant. It’s life as usual at Chez Holmes. In other words… Murder.

The Clown Riots

Author : David Sloma
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Genre : Fiction
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It was just before Halloween and weird, scary clowns had been spotted around the small college town of Ferndale. Actually, clowns had been spotted around many college and university campuses lately. And they were deadly. A short Halloween story.

Guide To Literary Agents 2016

Author : Chuck Sambuchino
ISBN : 9781599639567
Genre : Reference
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THE BEST RESOURCE AVAILABLE FOR FINDING A LITERARY AGENT No matter what you're writing--fiction or nonfiction, books for adults or children--you need a literary agent to get the best book deal possible from a traditional publisher. Guide to Literary Agents 2016 is your essential resource for finding that literary agent and getting your book bought by the country's top publishers. Along with listing information for more than 1,000 literary agents who represent writers and their books, this new, updated edition of GLA includes: • A one-year subscription to the literary agents content on WritersMarket.com.* • Secrets to why agents stop reading your submission. Four literary agents review writers' unpublished first pages and give honest feedback. The agents examine 10 different first-page submissions and explain if and when they would stop reading. • "New Agent Spotlights"--profiles of literary reps actively building their client lists right now. • Success stories: 13 debut authors explain their paths to publication so you can learn from their success and see what they did right. • Answers to 19 frequently asked questions about query letters and submissions. • Informative how-to articles on synopsis writing, voice and craft, characters, platform and blogging, nonfiction book proposals, and more. + Includes exclusive access to the webinar "30 Tips for Getting an Agent" by Elizabeth Kracht of Kimberly Cameron & Associates *Please note: The e-book version of this title does not include a one-year subscription to WritersMarket.com. "The first book I ever bought when I began my publishing journey was the Guide to Literary Agents. And it's one of the first things I recommend to any aspiring writer." --Renee Ahdieh, author of The Wrath and the Dawn (2015), the first of a two-book deal from Penguin/Putnam "I found my literary agent in Guide to Literary Agents. The GLA was one of the best writing investments I ever made." --Jessica Lidh, author of debut novel The Number 7 (Merit Press)

Final Hallucination

Author : Matthew Maggard
ISBN : 9781449067670
Genre : Fiction
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“ KINGS, QUEENS, TALKING ANIMALS, CRAFTY CRIMINALS, DEMONS, EVIL CLOWNS, AND A LOT MORE AWAIT THOSE WHO DARE ENTER THE WORLD OF QUASARIA. A WORLD FULL OF LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES. A WORLD THAT NO ONE, OR NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS TO BE. AND FOR TWENTY YEAR OLD MATT PHILLIPS THIS IS THE VERY THING THAT WILL CHANGE HIS LIFE, AND THE FATE OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE FOREVER, THAT’S IF HE CAN SURVIVE HIS “FINAL HALLUCINATION”. SO, JOIN MATT AND HIS OTHER HIS NEW ALLIES ON THEIR QUEST TO NOT JUST SAVE THE UNIVERSE, BUT TO ALSO SAVE THEMSELVES. GET READY AND PACK YOUR BAGS IT’S GOING TO BE ONE HELL OF A TRIP...” “ CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE NOW ADDICTED!” “

Don T Shoot The Clowns

Author : Jo Wilding
ISBN : 9781904456483
Genre : History
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As a human rights observer, Jo Wilding, a young British trainee lawyer and solidarity activist, witnessed and recorded some of the worst atrocities committed against ordinary civilians. As the occupation started, she joined a group of performers to put on circus shows in squatter camps, hospitals, schools and orphanages. Jo Wilding is not a journalist but a new kind of 'citizen reporter', instinctively recording events and publishing directly online.

Awesome Super Nintendo Secrets 2

Author : Zach Meston
ISBN : 0962467677
Genre : Games
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Nintendo fans and video-game buffs everywhere will welcome this easy-to-read addition to the video games books series. Awesome Super Nintendo Secrets II yields extensive and complete facts for Star Wars, Batman Returns, Soul Blazer, Equinox and many more. Players will gain the competitive edge with superior play for a vast array of the new, early '93 titles.

The Tragic Clowns An Analysis Of The Short Lives Of John Belushi Lenny Bruce And Chris Farley

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ISBN : 9781427616135
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Freshwater And Marine Aquarium

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ISBN : UCSD:31822009544917
Genre : Aquarium fishes
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The Laughing Clowns

Author : William McInnes
ISBN : 9780733629433
Genre : Fiction
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When a developer asks Peter to assess a prime piece of Queensland real estate – the Pickersgill Peninsula Showgrounds – he jumps at the chance. It will give him time out from having to be with the family he loves. And it will take him back to his childhood home; to his parents, his twin sister, Pearl, and his brother, Gary, the TV weatherman. Over these few days, he will come to realise that sometimes when you go back to where you came from you find out how much you actually have, and how much you could lose. He just has to make his mind up, and listen to the advice that’s given by, of all people – the King of Hot Dogs. But will he? 'For a novel that has so few pretensions, this is a skilfully constructed story that manages to be insightful, understated and very funny simultaneously' - Sydney Morning Herald 'William McInnes is insightful, thoughtful and funny. He has a flair for fiction as much as memoirs and non-fiction, as The Laughing Clowns will attest' - The Daily Telegraph

The Man Who Loved Clowns

Author : June Rae Wood
ISBN : 1101078081
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Delrita likes being invisible. If no one notices her, then no one willnotice her uncle Punky either. Punky is a grown man with a child's mind. Delrita loves him dearly and can't stand people making fun of his Down's syndrome. But when tragedy strikes, Delrita's quiet life—and Punky's—are disrupted forever. Can she finally learn to trust others, for her own sake and Punky's? This story captures the joy and sorrow that come when we open our hearts to love.

Case With 4 Clowns

Author : Leo Bruce
ISBN : 9781613732618
Genre : Fiction
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One of the rarest mysteries in the author's Sergeant Beef series, Case with Four Clowns, which has only been published once in the US—more than fifty years ago - is now available in paperback for the first time. It is regarded by critics as one of Leo Bruce's most baffling mysteries. A murder is yet to be committed—that much is certain—but who will be the victim? And who will be the murderer? It is Sgt. Beef's job to discover these facts, if he can, in time to prevent the deed from being done. But when he reaches the small traveling circus where the murder is to take place, he finds that practically everyone there is seething with hatred, each has a motive which might make him a killer; and any one of a dozen people could easily be the victim. The doughty Sgt. Beef has broken some pretty tough cases, and this one—with mystery entagled within mystery—stirs the bulldog within him. The clues are there, but unless the reader is very astute, he or she will overlook them; but Sgt. Beef misses nothing.

Face Of The Clowns

Author : K. M. Winthrop
ISBN : 9781634488716
Genre : Fiction
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"Kristen Marsh has the perfect job, featured performer at a popular Florida water show. But her idyllic life is shattered when the theme park owner is killed and a murderer begins stalking the attraction. Kris is positive that primary suspect is innocent but when she and her partner, Ernie Wilcox, set out to prove it the murderer focuses his attention on her. After several attempts are made on her life she is terrified to realize that he is now stalking her and she is the next intended victim."

Worlds Apart

Author : Research Prof of Chinese Howard Goldblatt
ISBN : UVA:X001777087
Genre : Literary Criticism
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Thirteen selected papers from an international conference on contemporary Chinese literature held near Gunzburg, Bavaria, in June-July 1986 constitute both a record of literary writings from the PRC, Hong Kong, and Taiwan, as well as an overview of the broader international role of Chinese writing i

Funny You Asked

Author : John Nolan Siegler
ISBN : WISC:89091056739
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Culture Storm Politics The Ritual Order

Author : Harold L. Nieburg
ISBN : UCAL:B3948041
Genre : Civilization, Modern
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Wisecracks

Author : Jeffrey Daniel Mason
ISBN : UOM:39015013914059
Genre : Drama
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Kids In The Hall

Author : Maryann Dickar
ISBN : MINN:31951P00706117F
Genre : High school students
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Beyond Monsters And Clowns

Author : Karl H. Theile
ISBN : UOM:39015038608645
Genre : History
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This is a comprehensive description and analysis of the 38 Combat-SS Divisions. The author was granted unparalleled access to all SS personnel files housed in the Document Center in Berlin, as well as interviews with veterans who served in these units. The result of this painstaking research is the most definitive work on the Combat-SS to be published in English. The author seeks to present facts that will correct the mythology and propaganda surrounding the 38 Combat-SS divisions since 1945. Contents: Setting the Stage; The Political-Military Heritage; The Formative Years; Unreadiness; Command, Strategy, Operations, Tactics, and Training; A New Elite Formation: The Birth of the Combat-SS; The Start of Armageddon to the Goetterdaemmerung: The W-SS; Atrocities During WW II: Fact or Fiction? The Military Trials and Justice; Appendix; Bibliography.

George S Kaufman Farceur

Author : Jeffrey Daniel Mason
ISBN : UCAL:C2935661
Genre : Farce
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