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Yo Mama S A Fat Butt Ugly Redneck

Author : Desi Northup
ISBN : 1530913691
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The BEST of the BEST Redneck and Yo Mama jokes on the PLANET.

Yo Mama Is A Fat Butt Ugly Redneck

Author : Desi Northup
ISBN : 1542412676
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Redneck and yo mama jokes. Yo mamma's so dirty, she swam in the lake and all the fish died. A tornado goes through your trailer's yard and makes it look neater. You just might be a redneck!

Lightning Song

Author : Lewis Nordan
ISBN : 9781565127647
Genre : Fiction
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Leroy Dearman is twelve, and he lives on a llama farm in Mississippi. Life is perfect. It's true that his grandfather just died in the attic and that wild dogs kill a baby llama now and then, and it's true that one little sister curses him and the other one wets her pants. But up to the day Uncle Harris moves in, life looks like it's right out of a Walt Disney movie. No wonder the llamas greet each morning with a song. Uncle Harris arrives in a sports car, full of funny stories and new ideas. He manages to persuade Leroy's straitlaced parents to join him for cocktails in the evening. He sets up a pretty grand bachelor pad in the Dearman attic, with a telephone, a TV set, and a stack of Playboy magazines. He is, you might say, Romance itself. Once Uncle Harris moves in, life on the llama farm takes on an entirely different flavor. Leroy discovers those magazines. Electricity fills the Dearman house. Equilibrium tilts, conversation trails off, the atmospheric pressure twists--and lightning strikes. Leroy starts seeing things he's never seen before, like the very gifted baton-twirling teacher, and his world changes forever. Not since PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT has a novel looked so directly, hilariously, and bittersweetly at the heartbreak of puberty.

Mental Illness In Young Adult Literature Exploring Real Struggles Through Fictional Characters

Author : Kia Jane Richmond
ISBN : 9781440857393
Genre : Language Arts & Disciplines
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This book explores how mental illness is portrayed in 21st-century young adult fiction and how selected works can help teachers, librarians, and mental health professionals to more effectively address the needs of students combating mental illness. • Offers extensive analysis of contemporary young adult fiction featuring youth with mental illness to help school and youth services librarians make informed collection development and readers' advisory decisions • Examines the symptoms and warning signs of mental illness in adolescents in addition to how various disorders are diagnosed and treated • Offers strategies for teachers and librarians to integrate quality texts into middle and high school curricula and into community initiatives aimed at confronting the stigma associated with mental illness • Follows a standardized chapter format that makes it easy for readers to learn about the books and the mental illnesses they highlight • Provides an extended list of resources at the end of each chapter that includes additional young adult fiction and nonfiction as well as adult fiction texts

How To Be Bad

Author : Sarah Mlynowski
ISBN : 9781471404832
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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From the author of We Were Liars. When you're tired of being good, sometimes you gotta be a little bad ... Jesse, Vicks and Mel couldn't be more different. Jesse, a righteous Southern gal who's as thoughtful as she is uptight, is keeping a secret that she knows will change her life forever. Vicks is a wild child: seemingly cool, calm and collected on the outside, but inside she's furious at herself for being so anxious about her neglectful boyfriend. And Mel is the new girl in town. She's already been dismissed as just another rich kid, but all she wants is to get over some of her fears and find some true friends. But for all their differences, the girls discover they've got one thing in common - they're desperate to escape. Desperate to get the heck out of Niceville and discover their true 'badass' selves! Even if it's just for the weekend ... One 'borrowed' car later, it's time to hit the road and head for Miami. Hearts will be broken, friendships will be tested, and a ridiculously hot stranger could change the course of everything.

Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like A Skank

Author : Celia Rivenbark
ISBN : 1429918810
Genre : Humor
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Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: * How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy) * Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them) * EBay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay" (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?) * Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues * And so much more! Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Joel Whitburn Presents Hot Country Albums

Author : Joel Whitburn
ISBN : UOM:39015079198753
Genre : Music
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Title on spine: Billboard hot country albums.

Joel Whitburn S Top Pop Albums 1955 2001

Author : Joel Whitburn
ISBN : UCSC:32106015902437
Genre : Music
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From pop music's early LPs to its latest CDs, Top Pop Albums 1955-2001 is a sweeping, stunning saga of Billboard's Pop Albums chart. This artist-by-artist listing includes every charted album from 1955 through June 30, 2001 - over 22,000 in all by more than 5,200 recording artists, and the more than 225,000 cuts from those albums. Along with complete chart data, artist biographies and complete track listings for every artist, Top Pop Albums sports new features such as each album's CD availability, data from the newly researched Top Pop Catalog Albums chart, updated album pricing and more, making this the biggest, broadest, absolute best albums book ever! Hardcover, ISBN 0-89820-147-0.

New Art Examiner

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ISBN : UOM:39015047947133
Genre : Art
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The independent voice of the visual arts.

The Billboard Albums

Author : Joel Whitburn
ISBN : STANFORD:36105130552289
Genre : Music
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Lists every album from every musical genre that made Billboard's popular albums chart between 1956 and 2006, providing information on the sales, position on the chart, and background information of each album.

Down Beat

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ISBN : UOM:39015009781579
Genre : Jazz
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The contemporary music magazine.

Videohound S Golden Movie Retriever 1999

Author : Martin Connors
ISBN : UOM:49015003464360
Genre : Motion pictures
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This comprehensive guide contains the most extensive listing of movies available on video--with 1,000 new movies, added categories, and more--plus a multitude of cross-referencing within its 13 primary indexes.

Maximum Rocknroll

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ISBN : UOM:39015073793906
Genre : Popular music
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Prayers And Lies

Author : Sherri Wood Emmons
ISBN : 0758253249
Genre : Fiction
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Spanning four decades, this haunting novel follows the friendship between Bethany and her cousin Renna Mae--a lifelong kinship borne out of loneliness--which unexpectedly results in the discovery of one family's long-buried secrets and sins. A first novel. Original.

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