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Zen Of Farting

Author : Carl Japikse
ISBN : 9781583940853
Genre : Humor
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In 1993, a Taiwanese fisherman opened a chest that had been in his family for centuries. Inside, he found a manuscript which may be as significant as the Dead Sea scrolls--a manuscript which will revolutionize our thinking about the origins of Zen. Written on a rice paper scroll, the manuscript records the teachings of the founder of Zen, the Master Reepah Gud Wan. It makes it quite clear that Reepah, a legitimate teacher of Buddhism, was frustrated by the inability of his students to grasp the abstract concepts of the Buddha. In desperation, he decided to play a joke on them. He invented the Zen of Farting, confident that even the densest pupil would realize that he was making a joke and laugh at his excessive seriousness--not to mention his farts. The joke went over like a stale air biscuit. Soon, the Master had thousands of students eager to learn this brave new spiritual teaching, the Zen of Farting. Thus was Zen born, not of heaven, but of the 'ethereal child of earth.'

Zen Of Farting

Author : Reepah Gud Wan
ISBN : 0898048362
Genre : Buddhism
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Reepah Gud Wan was the Chinese Buddhist monk who first introduced Zen to Japan more than a millenium ago. Since then, his name has been lost to obscurity -- or perhaps posterity -- as have the true origins of Zen. But the recent discovery of an ancient manuscipt by a Taiwanese fisherman has rocked every Zen koan. The original Zen was actually the Zen of Farting -- a practical joke being played by Reepah on his students in the hope of shaking them out of their narrowminded views on religion. Here is the full text, in English, of the rice paper scroll written by Reepah's brother, setting forth the philosophy of his teaching -- and of partial farts, his adaptation of Zen to militant uses. The Zen of Farting is destined to be the humor hit of the new millenium.

Hardcore Zen

Author : Brad Warner
ISBN : 9781614293163
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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Zen, plain and simple, with no BS. This is not your typical Zen book. Brad Warner, a young punk who grew up to be a Zen master, spares no one. This bold new approach to the "Why?" of Zen Buddhism is as strongly grounded in the tradition of Zen as it is utterly revolutionary. Warner's voice is hilarious, and he calls on the wisdom of everyone from punk and pop culture icons to the Buddha himself to make sure his points come through loud and clear. As it prods readers to question everything, Hardcore Zen is both an approach and a departure, leaving behind the soft and lyrical for the gritty and stark perspective of a new generation. This new edition will feature an afterword from the author.

Farts Are Always Funny Journal

Author : El Ninjo
ISBN : 3749706042
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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Do you need the perfect gag gift for your kid or husband's birthday or do you want to win this year's monkey gift reward? Always wanted to know how to keeping track of your gassy steam cloud or know someone in your family or circle of friends who are just looking for this? If you answered all of the above questions with a loud and resounding YES I DO, then you are at the right place at the right time because this hilarious Fart Journal is the perfect item that you are looking for. El Ninjo, the mad genius behind the best-selling FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger series has created the perfect journaling book to journal about each smelly sound released inside or outside and no matter the how big or small. Inside you will find 250 journaling pages designed to record all the details of even the loudest and smelliest fart! You can even date your each of your fart stories that you are writing about. Each page contains a line for the date and lots of writing space. This way the proud fart journal writer can go ahead with plenty of room to unleash his or her meticulous description of the latest and greatest fart experience and adventure. Always remember a fart is nothing to be ashamed of. Like many health fanatics say: "One apple a day keeps the doctor away the natural way." What does this message mean? Eating raw is the healthiest way to stay fit and zen. So make it a habit to eat raw and poop out your steamy gas like there is no tomorrow. What the media does not want you to know though is that producing flatulent gas is simply a natural bodily function because the industry wants to sell you shitty chemicals that'll cover up your body's most natural body functions. Don't say Adios to all these pant ripping clouds and don't worry about the media or society because all you care about is 1. eating some raw fruits and veggies because it is healthy, 2. keeping a proper journal about every bottom belching tune you are blowing out into this wonderful world, and 3. enjoying your fart chronicle souvenirs that you can take a look at from time to time with a good old cup of joe. What more do you need in order to be relaxed, happy, and healthy? Nothing really?! Right! So get over with what your significant other might say and dig into the wonderful world of blowing them out - the smellier the merrier! Go ahead and get your Fart Journal today so that you can finally live the carefree and fun lifestyle. You'll see, you can't get enough once you got started your Fart-Tastic journaling adventure! FEATURES: Premium Matte Finish Soft Cover Printed on Bright White Paper 6" x 9" Inches 250 Lined Journaling Pages

Fart Book Notebook

Author : El Ninjo
ISBN : 3749705739
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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Do you need the perfect gag gift for your kid or husband's birthday or do you want to win this year's monkey gift reward? Always wanted to know how to keeping track of your gassy steam cloud or know someone in your family or circle of friends who are just looking for this? If you answered all of the above questions with a loud and resounding YES I DO, then you are at the right place at the right time because this hilarious Fart Notebook is the perfect item that you are looking for. El Ninjo, the mad genius behind the best-selling FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger series has created the perfect journaling book to journal about each smelly sound released inside or outside and no matter the how big or small. Inside you will find 250 college ruled and lined pages designed to record all the details of even the loudest and smelliest fart! You can even date your each of your fart stories that you are writing about. Each page contains a line for the date and lots of writing space. This way the proud fart writer can go ahead with plenty of room to unleash his or her meticulous description of the latest and greatest fart experience and adventure. Always remember a fart is nothing to be ashamed of. Like many health fanatics say: "One apple a day keeps the doctor away the natural way." What does this message mean? Eating raw is the healthiest way to stay fit and zen. So make it a habit to eat raw and poop out your steamy gas like there is no tomorrow. What the media does not want you to know though is that producing flatulent gas is simply a natural bodily function because the industry wants to sell you shitty chemicals that'll cover up your body's most natural body functions. Don't say Adios to all these pant ripping clouds and don't worry about the media or society because all you care about is 1. eating some raw fruits and veggies because it is healthy, 2. keeping a proper notebook about every bottom belching tune you are blowing out into this wonderful world, and 3. enjoying your fart chronicle souvenirs that you can take a look at from time to time with a good old cup of joe. What more do you need in order to be relaxed, happy, and healthy? Nothing really?! Right! So get over with what your significant other might say and dig into the wonderful world of blowing them out - the smellier the merrier! Go ahead and get your Fart Notebook today so that you can finally live the carefree and fun lifestyle. You'll see, you can't get enough once you got started your Fart-Tastic journaling adventure! FEATURES: Premium Matte Finish Soft Cover Printed on Bright White Paper 6" x 9" Inches 240 Lined & College Ruled Notebook Pages

Zen Confidential

Author : Shozan Jack Haubner
ISBN : 9781611800333
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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Essays relate how the author, who was raised in a convervative Catholic family, went on to study philosophy and become a monk, chronicling his humorous and unconventional experiences in a Zen monastery.

Fart Book Journal

Author : El Ninjo
ISBN : 3749705674
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 75. 58 MB
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Do you need the perfect gag gift for your kid or husband's birthday or do you want to win this year's monkey gift reward? Always wanted to know how to keeping track of your gassy steam cloud or know someone in your family or circle of friends who are just looking for this? If you answered all of the above questions with a loud and resounding YES I DO, then you are at the right place at the right time because this hilarious Fart Journal is the perfect item that you are looking for. El Ninjo, the mad genius behind the best-selling FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger series has created the perfect journaling book to journal about each smelly sound released inside or outside and no matter the how big or small. Inside you will find 250 journaling pages designed to record all the details of even the loudest and smelliest fart! You can even date your each of your fart stories that you are writing about. Each page contains a line for the date and lots of writing space. This way the proud fart journal writer can go ahead with plenty of room to unleash his or her meticulous description of the latest and greatest fart experience and adventure. Always remember a fart is nothing to be ashamed of. Like many health fanatics say: "One apple a day keeps the doctor away the natural way." What does this message mean? Eating raw is the healthiest way to stay fit and zen. So make it a habit to eat raw and poop out your steamy gas like there is no tomorrow. What the media does not want you to know though is that producing flatulent gas is simply a natural bodily function because the industry wants to sell you shitty chemicals that'll cover up your body's most natural body functions. Don't say Adios to all these pant ripping clouds and don't worry about the media or society because all you care about is 1. eating some raw fruits and veggies because it is healthy, 2. keeping a proper journal about every bottom belching tune you are blowing out into this wonderful world, and 3. enjoying your fart chronicle souvenirs that you can take a look at from time to time with a good old cup of joe. What more do you need in order to be relaxed, happy, and healthy? Nothing really?! Right! So get over with what your significant other might say and dig into the wonderful world of blowing them out - the smellier the merrier! Go ahead and get your Fart Journal today so that you can finally live the carefree and fun lifestyle. You'll see, you can't get enough once you got started your Fart-Tastic journaling adventure! FEATURES: Premium Matte Finish Soft Cover Printed on Bright White Paper 6" x 9" Inches 240 Lined Journaling Pages

Best Graphic Novels For Kids Farts Book

Author : El Ninjo
ISBN : 9781635017786
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 42. 75 MB
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This Fart Book of El Ninjo is a compilation of 2. You will get FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New & Enhanced Version Volume 1 - Part 2 + FART BOOK: African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle, New & Enhanced Version Volume 3 All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 2 and the situations go like this: * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud and many more steamy Kenia clouds...

Zen And Xander Undone

Author : Amy Kathleen Ryan
ISBN : 9780547488073
Genre : Young Adult Fiction
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Zen and Xander are sisters—truly, madly, deeply sisters, and this is their last summer together. Zen is the "good" girl with a black belt in karate and a newfound penchant for kicking heads. Xander is a wild scientific genius with a self-destructive streak a light-year long. They have three things in common: they’re brown-eyed blondes, they’ve noticed the boy next door has turned into a hottie, and they miss their mom, who died almost a year ago. These sisters are surviving just fine—except Zen keeps getting into fights that are harder and harder to finish, while Xander spirals into a vortex of late-night parties, scary men, and drugs. What’s worse, Xander has scholarships to the most coveted universities in the country, but she’s about to ruin everything. Should Zen keep trying to protect Xander, or finally let her go?

Fart Journal Book

Author : El Ninjo
ISBN : 3749706646
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 78. 55 MB
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Do you need the perfect gag gift for your kid or husband's birthday or do you want to win this year's monkey gift reward? Always wanted to know how to keeping track of your gassy steam cloud or know someone in your family or circle of friends who are just looking for this? If you answered all of the above questions with a loud and resounding YES I DO, then you are at the right place at the right time because this hilarious Fart Journal is the perfect item that you are looking for. El Ninjo, the mad genius behind the best-selling FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger series has created the perfect journaling book to journal about each smelly sound released inside or outside and no matter the how big or small. Inside you will find 120 journaling pages designed to record all the details of even the loudest and smelliest fart! You can even date your each of your fart stories that you are writing about. Each page contains a line for the date and lots of writing space. This way the proud fart journal writer can go ahead with plenty of room to unleash his or her meticulous description of the latest and greatest fart experience and adventure. Always remember a fart is nothing to be ashamed of. Like many health fanatics say: "One apple a day keeps the doctor away the natural way." What does this message mean? Eating raw is the healthiest way to stay fit and zen. So make it a habit to eat raw and poop out your steamy gas like there is no tomorrow. What the media does not want you to know though is that producing flatulent gas is simply a natural bodily function because the industry wants to sell you shitty chemicals that'll cover up your body's most natural body functions. Don't say Adios to all these pant ripping clouds and don't worry about the media or society because all you care about is 1. eating some raw fruits and veggies because it is healthy, 2. keeping a proper journal about every bottom belching tune you are blowing out into this wonderful world, and 3. enjoying your fart chronicle souvenirs that you can take a look at from time to time with a good old cup of joe. What more do you need in order to be relaxed, happy, and healthy? Nothing really?! Right! So get over with what your significant other might say and dig into the wonderful world of blowing them out - the smellier the merrier! Go ahead and get your Fart Journal today so that you can finally live the carefree and fun lifestyle. You'll see, you can't get enough once you got started your Fart-Tastic journaling adventure! FEATURES: Premium Matte Finish Soft Cover Printed on Bright White Paper 6" x 9" Inches 120 Lined Journaling Pages

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